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Baw test - opening a beer bottle w/o a bottle opener
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:29 pm
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:29 pm
Can you still be a baw if you don’t have some creative way to open a beer bottle?!?
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Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:30 pm to philly444
Can I use my lighter?
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:31 pm to philly444
I haven't used scissors for anything but opening beer bottles for several years now
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:32 pm to philly444
I use my wedding ring
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:32 pm to philly444
I've used everything from a butter knife to my own penis.
It can be done.
It can be done.
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:32 pm to philly444
Nope. Problem solving is both what separates us from animals and makes you a baw.
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:33 pm to philly444
I feel physical pain from watching someone use their teeth
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:34 pm to philly444
The door bolt on an import car. Any hard flat surface with an edge. Lighter. Road sign. Thirsty Baws don't fk around.
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:35 pm to philly444
I use my residual prepuce
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:35 pm to philly444
If a hotel doesn’t have one, I use the strike plate on the bathroom door.
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:35 pm to philly444
Side of the counter
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:36 pm to philly444
I have not used a bottle opener in 20 years.
Lighter
Knife
Top of a beer can
Empty beer bottle
Full beer bottle
Piece of wood
Rolled up paper
Cell phone
Cell phone case
Key
Any tools
Bone
Sucker
Ice cube
You name it...
Lighter
Knife
Top of a beer can
Empty beer bottle
Full beer bottle
Piece of wood
Rolled up paper
Cell phone
Cell phone case
Key
Any tools
Bone
Sucker
Ice cube
You name it...
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:37 pm to philly444
Side of a counter or any raised flat surface with a lip basically
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:38 pm to philly444
Opening one bottle is easy....opening 6 at a time is what separates the men from the boys
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:42 pm to philly444
I use a brick sometimes
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:42 pm to philly444
Can anyone open one with the callous on their hand?
Basically put your palm vertical on the neck and hook a palm callous under lid.
Then hinge upward.
...I dont know if this is possible
Eta: DO NOT DO THIS
Basically put your palm vertical on the neck and hook a palm callous under lid.
Then hinge upward.
...I dont know if this is possible
Eta: DO NOT DO THIS
This post was edited on 8/31/21 at 7:47 pm
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:47 pm to philly444
There are Hilton hotel rooms all over the country with chipped edges on nightstands or dressers from me opening beers on them.
If you stay in a room with a chip on the front of the night stand and a booger smudged on the back, you know I was there.
If you stay in a room with a chip on the front of the night stand and a booger smudged on the back, you know I was there.
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:48 pm to philly444
Can of dip works well
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:52 pm to philly444
Wedding ring if you have a titanium one.
Posted on 8/31/21 at 7:53 pm to philly444
Isn’t that what a wedding ring is for?
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