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re: What’s your best conversation starter for a girl that lives in the same apartment building

Posted on 8/28/21 at 5:06 pm to
Posted by CoastLSUFan
Member since Nov 2010
713 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 5:06 pm to
Seriously, borrow a friend’s dog and be seen by her taking it outside for a walk. If she likes you at all, the dog will give her an opening to talk to you. Once she’s made contact, you can mention that you are dog sitting for a friend and can casually suggest that y’all go have a drink sometime.

With this plan, you won’t seem creepy and she can start the conversation with you, but you can suggest having a drink.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7326 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 5:07 pm to
Tell her you found her pantries in the dryer when you were doing your laundry. Then hand her a thong.
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9871 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 5:08 pm to
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39794 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 5:12 pm to
dogs are usually the easiest way
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17083 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 5:13 pm to
Just walk up and introduce yourself.

Remember the important things:

1: don’t be a douche bag
2: don’t say bro
3: no one gives a frick about your job/projects/contracts that you are involved in
4: act interested in her and make conversation about her life.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42716 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

“Hi, haven’t officially met you yet. I’m James Oleven”.

She’ll then say her name _____

Ask a follow up question. Look interested in the answer. Now it’s a conversation.


Jackpot!!!

Don’t borrow someone’s dog and be a liar. Just do as above. Not that hard. Having a real conversation isn’t creepy
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
6034 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 5:17 pm to
Just shoot your shot. You may miss and be in the same situation you’re in now. I never got the fear of rejection.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
262284 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 5:20 pm to
"I sat and watched you sleeping last night..."
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7326 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 5:22 pm to
quote:

"I sat and watched you sleeping last night..."

How you doing, Cecil?
Posted by Tiger in Gatorland
Moonshine Holler
Member since Sep 2006
9087 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 5:22 pm to
Wanna see my cock?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
262284 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 5:24 pm to
quote:


How you doing, Cecil?

Busted.
Posted by Jmart0527
Member since Jan 2018
65 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 5:32 pm to
Life is too short. Don't be a douchebag, but be confident and make your move.

Say hello. Introduce yourself. Make small talk. Where are you from? How long have you been here? Simple small talk. Then tell her y'all should grab a drink sometime. Get the number and hangout. If there's mutual interest she won't show you yet. You'll get it over drinks. If you have too many drinks on the first night and you take her to pound town then she's not the one for mom.

Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27036 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 5:35 pm to
Wanna Cyber??

Been a while since I was single in an apartment.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10231 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 5:41 pm to
Ever see We're the Millers?
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10326 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 6:25 pm to
quote:

Hold out a handkerchief and ask her "Does this smell like chloroform?"
Thank you for making me laugh.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48613 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 6:29 pm to
"How's about you help My Dick The Astronaut find his way to Uranus?"
Posted by PillPusher
Gulf Coast
Member since Oct 2009
5720 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 6:30 pm to
Posted by V Bainbridge
Member since Jul 2020
7795 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 6:32 pm to
Since you are going to the internet and asking this question.

1. Reach between your legs and check to see if you still have a sack.
2. Use it to summon the courage to talk with her
3. Ask her out
4. Enjoy your date or shrug off your rejection and repeat the process with another girl you find attractive


Why do you young people need to be told this?
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 6:33 pm to
Wanna get high?
Posted by moontigr
Washington Commanders/LA Kings Fan
Member since Nov 2020
3607 posts
Posted on 8/28/21 at 6:33 pm to
"Wanna hang out some time? Maybe you could come over and we could watch a movie or something"
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