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re: What do wives actually do?
Posted on 7/31/21 at 12:53 am to clownbaby
Posted on 7/31/21 at 12:53 am to clownbaby
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What do wives actually do?
I feel bad because I value and love my wife more now than when we married.
When they say “you know when you know”, as I guy who married later in life, they were right.
No worries, I use to be critical but that ended up just being the product who I dated, now I don’t.
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Posted on 7/31/21 at 12:54 am to X123F45
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Knows when I need a tall pour of bourbon. Neat. And somehow knows which bottle to pick.
Sounds like you have a winner
Mine knows she can take anything on the bottom half of my wine crisper. Somehow she continuously picks from the upper half - I’m glad she and her ole HS friends enjoy a 16 year grand cru Montrachet as much as I do.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 12:56 am to sawtooth
quote:onlyfans?
No pics since it none of your business what she looks like)
This post was edited on 7/31/21 at 12:57 am
Posted on 7/31/21 at 12:57 am to clownbaby
I’m single at 40…banging anything from 21 to 50. I don’t care what a wife does
This post was edited on 7/31/21 at 12:58 am
Posted on 7/31/21 at 12:57 am to clownbaby
Try being a widow, lonely, or in an abusive relationship. A lot of men wish they had a loving wife. Try being grateful that someone decent is willing to put up with your bullshite.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 1:00 am to tigergirl10
Try being a guy who was so depressing for so many years that his schtick finally became funny. But then... Then he couldn't sleep anymore. Or come. Or eat. Or some other biological process ...
So he creates a female persona. More desperate. And every day he posts. And he hopes the taps on the keyboard will keep the gun out of his mouth.
Tap. Tap. Tap.
So he creates a female persona. More desperate. And every day he posts. And he hopes the taps on the keyboard will keep the gun out of his mouth.
Tap. Tap. Tap.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 1:01 am to tigergirl10
Walt. You have poor taste. No wonder why your ex won’t let you see your kid.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 1:03 am to tigergirl10
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Try being a widow, lonely, or in an abusive relationship. A lot of men wish they had a loving wife. Try being grateful that someone decent is willing to put up with your bullshite
You first Walt
Posted on 7/31/21 at 1:20 am to clownbaby
Mine makes pretty good money and is about to start a new job that comes with a $25,000 raise. Plus a pension, yearly bonus, stock options and a $60,000 sign-on bonus. She's an awesome chick who happens to be great at what she does. Gotta choose wisely.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 1:30 am to clownbaby
I recently told mine she’s an Uber for our fetus.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 2:02 am to clownbaby
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Been a whole lot of bitching lately and not a hole lot else
You should join a community pool.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 2:13 am to JudgeHolden
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely... God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
And the rest is history.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children. and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
And the rest is history.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 2:15 am to sawtooth
Pics of first wife?
Posted on 7/31/21 at 5:00 am to clownbaby
Bang a dude on the side
Posted on 7/31/21 at 5:43 am to clownbaby
She tells me that she vacuumed when she really just turned the roomba on.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 5:49 am to ColdTurkey
I feel bad for you, “prime of your career” at 27?
My wife makes bank, takes care of my kid for the most part, puts out (hence the kid), and accepts I’m going to do whatever I put my mind to.
Now, put your phone down and get back to making my fries.
My wife makes bank, takes care of my kid for the most part, puts out (hence the kid), and accepts I’m going to do whatever I put my mind to.
Now, put your phone down and get back to making my fries.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:08 am to Kujo
I’ve been married for 25 years ( 2nd wife no pics) I think you just hitting a tough spot, every couple goes through it. If I had one piece of advice that’s helped me the most, it would be pick your battles. Let your wife win every small battle but it something big comes up that you disagree with that’s when you put your foot down…. this has really worked well for me
Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:10 am to clownbaby
Keeps you in line.
Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:20 am to idlewatcher
PRAY I don’t report you to pool board for insulting my intelligence.
- dcbl
- dcbl
Posted on 7/31/21 at 6:31 am to clownbaby
It is pretty incredible how one can live with no real hobbies
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