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Colorado Mom nearly busted at Six Flags — after guard says her shorts were too short

Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:39 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19245 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:39 pm
Not seeing the problem with her shorts.
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A Colorado mom says she nearly got arrested at a Six Flags amusement park — when a security guard claimed her shorts were too skimpy.
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“I was terrified I was about to go to jail over a pair of shorts,’’
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“I committed no crime and proceeded to walk to my boyfriend as I am autistic and have a hard time talking to officers,’’ the mom said. “She followed me yelling and calling for backup.
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This post was edited on 5/11/21 at 9:40 pm
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22187 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:41 pm to
That's LSU Coyote's gal
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
17925 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:41 pm to
They are tiny, but I’ve seen teens and early 20 somethings wear shorts to target that clearly have the bottom of their buttcheeks out of and it’s not because they are big Ole cornbread eating bitches either
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9722 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:41 pm to
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I am autistic and have a hard time talking to officers,’’ the mom said

Lol
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124559 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:41 pm to
I’d Poke-a-Mom for sure
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61353 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:42 pm to
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as I am autistic and have a hard time talking to officers,’’



Self-diagnosed autism doesn't work bitch.

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Then your incompetent manager showed up and began body shaming me. I was told I needed to go buy new shorts which I am not obligated to purchase anything I don’t want to.



By her standards anyone that objects to nudity is "body shaming".

Why are there so many people like this in our society?
This post was edited on 5/11/21 at 9:45 pm
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
3528 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:42 pm to
I'd like a pikachu
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13983 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

I’d Poke-a-Mom for sure


Aye oh!
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54784 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:42 pm to
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That's LSU Coyote's gal

Too much arse. Even when sitting.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4009 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:43 pm to
No (pics of) buttocks no care
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37138 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:43 pm to
Poor kid looks mortified
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:43 pm to
Those are some next level shitty tats

Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78062 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:43 pm to
Lol her name is Bailey Breedlove?
Posted by MattA
Member since Nov 2019
1610 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:44 pm to
Not a fan of that leg tat, but mamma-san ain’t looking too shabby.
Posted by PhifeDogg
Stankonia
Member since Mar 2006
6048 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:44 pm to
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I am autistic
I bet she used that talent to draw her own tats.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36486 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:45 pm to
Damn!
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176142 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:45 pm to
CLEARLY, we need to see more evidence

Bailey Breedlove...we all know where this is headed


Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8465 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:46 pm to
They should make her wear long shorts for having that ugly arse tattoo on those pretty legs.

Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96432 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:46 pm to
Pikachu’s spots should have moved inside a few inches.
Posted by PhifeDogg
Stankonia
Member since Mar 2006
6048 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 9:46 pm to
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No (pics of) buttocks no care

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