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Tenet. What an awful movie....

Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:02 pm
Posted by Porkskins
Tigerland
Member since Jan 2005
281 posts
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:02 pm
Wanted to like it. Geez it sucked
Posted by MrSavage
Member since Jan 2008
776 posts
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:04 pm to
I think sucked is a bit heavy handed. It was certainly among the bottom tier of his movies, but there were a lot of good things about the movie and it was a bold film to try to execute. I've seen much worse movies.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51707 posts
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:06 pm to
We're going to have a shite load of Tenet threads for the next week, aren't we?
Posted by Issa Honk
Let's Go Brandon
Member since Apr 2021
1081 posts
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:06 pm to
Tenet was awesome. 8/10
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
22482 posts
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:07 pm to
Most people hate the movie because they think its confusing and paced poorly.

They think this because it starts off all over the place with a bunch of shite you dont understand and then that shite is, at a receding pace, explained/established toward the slower end of the movie.


Thats because not only is the storyline in reverse, but, much like The Prestige is a movie about movies, so is Tenet.

The entire movie is backwards. Including the storytelling and pace.
This post was edited on 5/3/21 at 3:08 pm
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8079 posts
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:08 pm to
I still can't tell if Denzel kid is a good actor or not after watching Tenet.

Also, I would agree. It sucked.
Posted by truthbetold
Member since Aug 2008
7632 posts
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

Most people hate the movie because they think its confusing and paced poorly.

They think this because it starts off all over the place with a bunch of shite you dont understand and then that shite is, at a receding pace, explained/established toward the slower end of the movie.


That's all well and good, and I get it (in the same way that the actual film Adaptation changes as the narrative does)

But here's the thing though: it still sucks. Watching it a second time and knowing what you then know, it still sucks.
Posted by SLafourche07
Member since Feb 2008
9929 posts
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:29 pm to
If the movie is put through a turnstile would it then blow?
Posted by Champs
Geaux Tigers
Member since Feb 2008
11714 posts
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:35 pm to
wasted two hours of my life watching this
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109037 posts
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

Most people hate the movie because they think its confusing and paced poorly.


It is confusing and poorly paced, and the sound quality was just awful. I never had any idea what Kenneth Branagh was saying.
This post was edited on 5/4/21 at 11:29 am
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
36227 posts
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:39 pm to
Thank you, last year.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109037 posts
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:40 pm to
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I still can't tell if Denzel kid is a good actor or not after watching Tenet.


Him and Pattinson aren’t the problem in this movie (really none of the cast was). Just how it was shot and scored were the problems and Nolan really getting up his own arse.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84886 posts
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:41 pm to
Complete mental masturbation from CL from start to finish.

If I have to go back and watch your movie multiple times over to understand wtf is going on, you’re not a profound auteur, you’re an a-hole.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18928 posts
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:58 pm to
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and the sound quality was just awful


THIS!!! I watched first time on a plane with noise cancelling earmuffs and couldn't understand a damn thing. Figured it was the environment. Then watched at home on my expensive surround sound in a dead silent house and ended up turning on Closed Captions. Horrible.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15849 posts
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:58 pm to
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We're going to have a shite load of Tenet threads for the next week, aren't we?



We should start discussing/ranking the Tenet threads instead of discussing the movie. Probably get more entertaining discussion since the overwhelming majority simply says, “movie sucks”

I’d suggest this particular thread has started out poorly due to OP. 3/10 - but can be salvaged with tits
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22846 posts
Posted on 5/3/21 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

still can't tell if Denzel kid is a good actor or not after watching Tenet


He's not. He has nowhere near the charisma and smootgness and dramatic presence of his father.

And I understand that with most Nolan films outside of Batman, your lead role is going to be very heavy on exposition and low on ranging character study. Bur just take what DiCaprio did with kind of the same role in Inception. He made it into a very compelling character. Washington did none of that. And he is a huge resin why the film feels so dull.
Posted by El Mattadorr
Member since Mar 2019
2374 posts
Posted on 5/3/21 at 4:18 pm to
I've only seen it once, and I watched it from start to finish with subtitles. I felt like I decently grasped what was going on, and accordingly enjoyed the film. If I saw it in theaters (i.e., without subtitles) for the first time, I wouldn't have had a goddamned clue what was going on. I can definitely see how people could be turned off by it.

Watch it with subtitles.
Posted by MasterKnight
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2016
1131 posts
Posted on 5/3/21 at 4:19 pm to
I’ll watch again but start it at the end and watch in reverse. I agree. The movie was not done well and I like Nolan’s films. This was not one of his better films.
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
15848 posts
Posted on 5/3/21 at 4:50 pm to
quote:

We should start discussing/ranking the Tenet threads instead of discussing the movie.
What is your Mt Rushmore of Tenet threads?????
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51707 posts
Posted on 5/3/21 at 4:53 pm to
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