Started By
Message

re: What if friendly aliens came, but had one demand

Posted on 4/22/21 at 10:08 pm to
Posted by BoogerNuts
Lake Charles
Member since Nov 2013
856 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

We had to give up all wealth, all money, all possessions and all debt. Just gotta trust ‘em.

Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
18209 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 10:10 pm to
quote:

Isn't this what the white colonizers tried to do?

Just don't accept any space blankets from them.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
50080 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 10:14 pm to
quote:

I’d shoot ‘em right in the head with my M16


Use your AR-14
Posted by DabosDynasty
Member since Apr 2017
5179 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 10:16 pm to
quote:

AI could make it work. A hive society would get you closest in a non artificial sentient.



Didn’t work out so well in iRobot
Posted by RockinDood
Member since Aug 2020
924 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 10:24 pm to
Supposedly something like that happened during Eisenhower’s tenure. The aliens asked for something similar, and we apparently told them we wanted weapons. They told us to pound sand.
Posted by Monahans
Member since Sep 2019
1254 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 10:25 pm to
I'd punch them in their queer alien mouth and tell them nice try but my west Texas hs fball coach taught me there are no free lunches.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5704 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 10:29 pm to
How hot are the girl ones, and do they put out?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66177 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 10:35 pm to
quote:


Clearly whiteface make-up.

Simply Unacceptable.

This episode should be burnt.

Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 4/22/21 at 10:40 pm to
Isn't this story just the Gospel, basically?
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33053 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 12:02 am to
I do not think we are allowed to say “aliens” any longer.

It’s a good thing that I remember the words to use if Gort goes “alien” on us - “ klaatu barada nikto”.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20447 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 4:31 am to
quote:

Amadeo


You realize that was already made into a tv show years ago.

ETA: the space traders by Derrick bell. It was an episode in Cosmic Slop
This post was edited on 4/23/21 at 4:35 am
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
12321 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 4:42 am to
quote:

We had to give up all wealth, all money, all possessions and all debt. Just gotta trust ‘em.

Happens every year on April 15th.
Posted by fool_on_the_hill
Member since Jan 2019
511 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 4:43 am to
fitting the actor went on to play Jaws in james bond
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 6:13 am to
The Covidians would pester the space aliens about getting vaccinated and the aliens would end up killing everyone.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
26075 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 6:52 am to
quote:

No such thing, alien or human.


That is a nice bullet point but ultimately lacks imagination. It isn't too hard to imagine a species that lacks certain human traits and cares for every member of their species as if they are their own children. The inability to see this is the inability to consider an off-world society without the need for a human template to go by.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
16014 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 6:54 am to
Yeah man.

By the way, I’m an alien. Give me all your money and you will be enlightened. Trust me bro.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62989 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 7:09 am to
Sounds like an interpretation of the lyrics of John Lennon's song "Imagine"
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9668 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 7:11 am to
one demand = Uranus
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 7:11 am to
Now even the legal aliens are commies?
We're screwed
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 7:14 am to
Socialiasm is inherent in a species that far advanced
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 4Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram