RockinDood

I needed a bag emergency style and I bought one of those Bridgestone bags when they went on sale at Costco for $50, with the mindset that if it “makes it the rest of the season I got my money’s worth out of it.” It’s actually been pretty fantastic and as of now have no intention or need to replace it.

Absolutely would let her put them titties in my face.

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I am thinking that you travel back in time and leave a sealed envelope with an attorney with instructions to deliver to your past self at an appointed date

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If going back in time to tell yourself the winning lottery numbers were possible while remaining on the same timeline you would have already done it and have already won said lottery in the future that you left thus negating the necessity of going back in time in the first place.

There is nothing really preventing the travel through time but you would create a new timeline with another you that wins the lottery and the you that went back would still be poor if you could then go back to your original future. But then again, the separate timeline you would have already won the lottery because that timeline runs concurrent to your previously mentioned non-lottery winning one though in order for that timeline to exist it would be necessary for you to be poor in another one yet still have some kind of unlikely access to the ability to travel through time…. Which would make money relatively meaningless really.

Why are all of these people that are complaining either ghetto or just so fricking enormously fat? Or both?? I mean I’m not slim but JFC my head doesn’t look like it’s melting. They have got to be so unhealthy and uncomfortable. Help me understand.

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Weak and gay

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God damn I bet she fricks like an absolute nutcase……

Ooooo what did you get??

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Maybe Ford can start a trade school and get certified by the US dept of education. Start a program where you train high schoolers/ recent grads to be mechanics/ other trades and retain them as mechanics when they graduate. “Ford School of Mechanics

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In my minds eye I can absolutely see this as having happened in the 50’s or 60’s and people being proud to have been “selected to study at the ford school of mechanics.” It’s unfortunate how far we’ve come from our grandparents generation.

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Meat will be a luxury as time moves on.

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Good thing I’ve already got my family started on bugs. They are plentiful, cheap, and easy to harvest because they’re so dumb. Besides you haven’t lived until you’ve grilled up a nice juicy cricket leg. Mmmmmm :drool:

NIKE: Oh Noz! our sales continue to decline and our market share is tanking! What do we do!?

MARKET: maybe you should lower your prices and make better quality footwear.

NIKE: …… frick that. Let’s find a furry with the shittiest costume and hire it. Anyone got the number for Temu Sonic?

What do you expect?? you live in a time when you can finance your McDonalds meal on Affirm with “4 easy payments.” :lol:

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Sydney Goldberg

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She is so damn cute.