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Testicular torsion

Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:04 pm
Posted by tigerdup07
Member since Dec 2007
22248 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:04 pm
frick!!!! Someone put a bullet in my head.
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
51898 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:06 pm to
Hope you are posting from the ER
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3781 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:06 pm to
Rub some dirt on it
Posted by BuddyRoeaux
Northshore
Member since Jun 2019
2777 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:08 pm to
I imagine it feels like this:

This post was edited on 5/24/20 at 12:36 pm
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:14 pm to
This post was edited on 5/22/20 at 9:15 pm
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31483 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:14 pm to
Whatever you’re into, mate.
Posted by BatonRougeBuckeye
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Aug 2013
1873 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:14 pm to
Damn cremaster muscle!!
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
12272 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:14 pm to
They glossed over that in Patho... I was like hold on, WHAT THE frick.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16119 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:15 pm to
Tell your bf to stop jerkin you so hard.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:15 pm to
I don't know you enough to want you to never have kids, so get to a hospital IMMEDIATELY if this is true.
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35906 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:15 pm to
Oof. My dad lost one of his nuts to that when my sister jump on him as a toddler.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7891 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:16 pm to
What were you straddling? Happened to a friend from stepping over low fences sideways.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26009 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:20 pm to
Dude, this happened to me when I was 18. GO TO THE frickING HOSPITAL. I was fortunate enough to go there in time. Don’t frick around.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29443 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:21 pm to
Grab one ball, rotate 180 degrees one way. If it hurts more go 360 degrees the other. If it still hurts, return to normal and do the other side.

Used to happen to me a few times a year and then I had the surgery.
Posted by Scottforeverlsu
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
1155 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:22 pm to
Hopefully you had a sexy Ultrasound tech
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68929 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:22 pm to
What kind of bitch arse balls are you barely men working with? Good Lord.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41350 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

Used to happen to me a few times a year and then I had the surgery.


You had your balls removed??
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
5441 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

Dude, this happened to me when I was 18. GO TO THE frickING HOSPITAL. I was fortunate enough to go there in time. Don’t frick around.



Had this when I was little; I didn't get to the hospital in time, and I lost one. I cannot have children. Go to the ER NOW!
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:24 pm to
Long, cool baths are good for that. It was the only thing that ever made me go home sick from work.

(And it happens to men with big balls, not little ones. Think about it.)
This post was edited on 5/22/20 at 9:25 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71389 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 9:24 pm to
Sometimes sharing is not a good thing. Damn!
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