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go_tigres
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Member since Sep 2013
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re: Testicular torsion
Had it twice. Both from lifting weights. The first time they were able to fix it the second time they had to remove it. Believe me when I say, you don’t want to go the removal route. You think you’re in pain now - wait till they remove the drain tube and staples after skin has grown over said drain tube and staples.

The first time it got as big as a baseball. The second time it was as big as a grapefruit.


ClampClampington
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re: Testicular torsion
That sounds awful..

I've only had it once. 7th grade. Don't remember anything specific leading up to it other than it was during basketball season. Woke up and had to crawl out of my bedroom because it hurt too much to walk. My dad was out of town, so had to scream for my mom to come upstairs. As a 13 year old, having your mother come inspect your dick is as traumatizing as the acute pain. We went to the ER

I always envisioned the first time getting my balls played with would be more enjoyable. IF you have a teen, make sure they are wearing compression shorts/briefs and not boxers when they are active
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cleeveclever
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re: Testicular torsion
Had a torsion when I was 11. Went to the hospital and had the surgery. Apparently there was damage that wasn’t diagnosed when it happened and now I’m 43 and my urologist has recommended I have one of my nads removed due to the almost constant pain it causes me.

I was able to father a couple of kids, so my reproducing days are done — but I can’t say I’m thrilled to have a nut removed.

Torsion is no joke. If you think you have it, get your arse to the hospital. My urologist said you have about 45 minutes before blood supply loss starts causing irreparable damage.


cwil177
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Member since Jun 2011
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re: Testicular torsion
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Had this when I was little; I didn't get to the hospital in time, and I lost one. I cannot have children.

What’s wrong with the other one?


225Tyga
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re: Testicular torsion
Gross


Lithium
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Member since Dec 2004
53372 posts

re: Testicular torsion
My favorite Testicular torsion case was when I was at Charity a guy came over from New Orleans Center with a torsion and I detorsed it, pain went away and I told him we were going to admit him and have it tacked down by urology and he said frick that I'm going to East Jeff


rumproast
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re: Testicular torsion
I have heard this is one of the most painful things a man can experience. Makes my stomach hurt even thinking about it. Prayers sent.


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AmosMosesAndTwins
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re: Testicular torsion
My little brother almost lost a testicle to this and is now gay. Don’t frick around. Go to the hospital before you turn gay.


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castorinho
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re: Testicular torsion
Reading this thread, I must have balls of steel.


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puse01
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re: Testicular torsion
Thanks. My nuts hurt now after reading this thread...


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re: Testicular torsion
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 I told him we were going to admit him and have it tacked down by urology and he said frick that I'm going to East Jeff
And?


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lsupride87
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re: Testicular torsion
All these idiot millenials that play sports with boxers or boxer briefs, and then go around commando or in these new shorts with just liners and sit on their nuts allmday. I have no clue how they don’t have constant testicular torsion


Also,I am a millennial but I strap up tight with a jock strap or briefs for sports.

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tiger1014
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re: Testicular torsion
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idiot millenials that play sports with boxers


Hard to believe this is a thing, but it is


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baldona
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re: Testicular torsion
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Torsion is no joke. If you think you have it, get your arse to the hospit


From the sounds of this, who doesn’t go to the hospital? Sounds miserable, balls on fire and you can’t really walk? Sure, just pop 1000 mg advil and walk it off? I mean hospital seems like a no brainer.


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Cotten
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re: Testicular torsion
I had it and also had the surgery when I was 19. Saved my nuts. Recovery wasn’t bad but had recurring chemical epididimitis for 3-4 years. Prior to surgery Doc told me congrats, unless you get shot this is the worst pain you’ll likely ever have to feel.


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touchdownjeebus
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re: Testicular torsion
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What are some of you gimp retarded fricks doing to twist your nuts all up?


Well, lemme tell you.

18yrs old, had a date, got really close to closing the deal, but she said no. No problem, 18yr old me with raging boner for the rest of the evening.

Time to take her home, I plop into my car, little 84 RX7 (I’m old), and I feel a pinch. As I’m driving I kinda wiggle to and fro, but just an uncomfortable pinch.

I get out the car to open her door and it feels like a ghost kicked my right in the dick. I drop to my knees immediately. Holy shite it hurts. She helps me to her porch, pain is excruciating, like I was kicked but it never goes away.

I call home. They say come home and I say frick that, I’m going to mercy hospital. Keep in mind, no clue wtf is going on.

I get to mercy and tell them what’s going on, and they put me in a wheel chair. Some super old man Doctor checks me out. He takes a look and asks me to roll over on my side. I still have no fricking clue what’s going on. Hours before I thought was gonna get lucky, 0 clue.

Next thing I know this old man is knuckle deep in my fart box. I scream a litany of profanities in this catholic hospital that would make satan himself laugh. I curse this old man out for a good 2 minutes before he could calm me down and explain what was going on. I have a torsion and Sometimes activating the prostate releases it. Old man leaves me laying on my side with my 18yr old manhood in his pocket.

Next thing I know this beautiful woman comes in, 5’9, long hair, big arse titties, small waist, perfect ass, high yellow NOLA girl, stunning. She bends over right in front of me, arse inches from my face. My little fellow forgets about the finger blast for a second and starts to stand up, holy shite it hurt so bad I just start laughing.

She pulls out a huge needle and I’m like, “WTF is that for?” She says it’s for an IV because I need emergency surgery. Even now, after being stuck a billion times in the military, I’m afraid of needles. 18yr old me was like, “frick that”. She replies, “no problem, the alternative is you lose your nut” her words, not mine.

At this point I start asking a ton of questions. She tells me exactly what is going on and I’m like, “hurry TF up!”

Next thing I know, I wake up in a room, ice pack on my nuts. I reach down gently, OH SO GENTLY, and count two balls, one normal, one swollen, and stitches. Just as I do that, a nun enters the room. My hand on my franken-nut she asks, “are you okay? Anything I can do?” I say no thank you, I just need rest and she leaves the room.

tl;dr: almost got laid, instead twisted my ball, old man finger blasted my bunghole without warning, hot nurse stuck her arse in my face then told me the urgency, nun busted me feeling up my balls.


Jake88
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re: Testicular torsion
Pain or no pain, you sound like a shitty patient.


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Tigerpride18
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Member since Sep 2017
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re: Testicular torsion
U try too hard to be funny
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dukke v
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re: Testicular torsion
That sounds very unpleasant.


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touchdownjeebus
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re: Testicular torsion
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U try to hard to be funny

*too

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Pain or no pain, you sound like a shitty patient


Yes, because 18yr old kids are always great patients in a situation like this, lol.
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