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re: Fat people orders at restaurants

Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:42 pm to
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:42 pm to
6 big mac's, 8 super sized fries, and a small Diet Coke please.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31583 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:44 pm to
Well I'm almost literally the only person on this entire board who uses his real name so do your research. Unlike your nonsense, my claims are readily verifiable.
Posted by pussywillows
Member since Dec 2009
5708 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:48 pm to
why don't you go upstairs and ask your mom?
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32524 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

I'm not a big fatty but guilty of ordering a Canes box and a coke zero or diet coke occasionally. I can't stand the sugar bomb of the fully leaded drinks.

It’s very rare I eat fast food but even when I do I can’t drink regular soft drinks anymore. I knew that would be the response of this thread but even when I am eating shitty I won’t get a regular soft drink.
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
31815 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 10:00 pm to
What if I just don’t fricking like sauerkraut?

Posted by JimRiley
Member since Mar 2020
38 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 10:02 pm to
I do avoid lettuce because I take Coumadin
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55947 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 10:05 pm to
quote:


Well I'm almost literally the only person on this entire board who uses his real name so do your research.
badass. i'll do that right now.
Posted by FAP SAM
Member since Sep 2014
2888 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 10:07 pm to
quote:

What if I just don’t fricking like sauerkraut?

It is literally rotten cabbage, why should anybody eat that shite?
Posted by cornstarch
Member since May 2010
2226 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 10:26 pm to
Well I'm late to this thread but a dude who would be invited to hang with the main group (to everyone's displeasure) would legit order about 17 things of cheese for his fries, 16 extra sauces for his wings, would always get dessert, etc. Worst part is he was one of those "eat 3/4 of the food then say it wasn't good to return it" kind of guy. fricking hated eating or going in public with that obese human.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12663 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

ranch on anything


If you have to smother something in ranch just to eat it then it's probably not worth eating it....or you're 6 years old. Ranch is nasty.
Posted by joeleblanc
Member since Jan 2012
4114 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 10:43 pm to
Gimme food with 5600 calories. Oh and a Diet Coke
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81271 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 11:10 pm to
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If you have to smother something in ranch just to eat it then it's probably not worth eating it....or you're 6 years old. Ranch is nasty.



Man. I love restaurant ranch since they usually make it in house with the powder instead of using bottled stuff. Pizza in ranch, cheese fries in ranch, jalapeno poppers in ranch.. SO good.

And there's not a single food I hate or will refuse to eat, so it isn't a pickiness thing. I love it all.
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
8778 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 11:23 pm to
quote:

This is different than just bad taste, as in getting a steak cooked well done, or putting ketchup on


Do both and you share tastes with the President of the United States.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32524 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 11:29 pm to
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Gimme food with 5600 calories. Oh and a Diet Coke

That’s rich coming from a overweight soft body middle aged man.
This post was edited on 5/12/20 at 11:30 pm
Posted by Florida225
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
2835 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 11:30 pm to
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30237 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:05 am to
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Don’t forget about the short fat broad with a government job and or clerical office job who is ordering for the entire office. Usually seen carrying a yellow piece of legal paper with everyone’s orders written on it.


Then it's always, "Ok I'm paying for this one with a gift card. I'm paying for these two with cash, and I have a coupon. For the last one, can i pay half cash and half card?"

I personally will order food for one, possibly two of my colleagues if they are swamped for lunch and can't get out.

Other than that, I won't do it unless it's a place that allows for call ahead ordering.

This post was edited on 5/13/20 at 12:07 am
Posted by BregmansWheelbarrow
Member since Mar 2020
2674 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:07 am to
Canes no slaw extra toast is a fat arse order.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31583 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:15 am to
You do that. Or just keep drooling on your keyboard with your tarantula and/or python, incel.
Posted by GeauxtigersMs36
The coast
Member since Jan 2018
8547 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:17 am to
I’m not fat but eat like one order a little of everything.
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8265 posts
Posted on 5/13/20 at 12:18 am to
...and a Diet Coke.
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