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Fat people orders at restaurants
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:03 pm
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:03 pm
What are some examples of "fat people orders?"
This is different than just bad taste, as in getting a steak cooked well done, or putting ketchup on a hot dog.
These are order specifications that more often than not point to the customer being fat.
The most obvious one is "muh extra sauce", but I think an under rated one is people who refuse to eat vegetables on their food. No lettuce or pico de galo on their tacos, no lettuce or tomato on their burgers, won't eat a reuban because of sour kraut, ect.
It's one thing if you don't want to eat veggies by themselves (even though veggies are fricking delicious if cooked right) but to limit your entire entre choice to just meat and cheese is ridiculous. The contrast of a refreshing slice of tomato with a hot salty hamburger makes it so much better.
I understand if you're a kid and you don't want your food dressed, but if you're a grown man ordering a plain burger
This is different than just bad taste, as in getting a steak cooked well done, or putting ketchup on a hot dog.
These are order specifications that more often than not point to the customer being fat.
The most obvious one is "muh extra sauce", but I think an under rated one is people who refuse to eat vegetables on their food. No lettuce or pico de galo on their tacos, no lettuce or tomato on their burgers, won't eat a reuban because of sour kraut, ect.
It's one thing if you don't want to eat veggies by themselves (even though veggies are fricking delicious if cooked right) but to limit your entire entre choice to just meat and cheese is ridiculous. The contrast of a refreshing slice of tomato with a hot salty hamburger makes it so much better.
I understand if you're a kid and you don't want your food dressed, but if you're a grown man ordering a plain burger
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:05 pm to Peepdip
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putting ketchup on a hot dog.
The frick you say!?!?
And to answer your question, ranch on anything but wings
This post was edited on 5/12/20 at 7:06 pm
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:06 pm to PrivatePublic
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Pizza, ranch, diet coke.
I'm not a big fatty but guilty of ordering a Canes box and a coke zero or diet coke occasionally. I can't stand the sugar bomb of the fully leaded drinks.
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:06 pm to Peepdip
When these fat fricks order everything on the menu, then ask for the drink to be a Diet Coke
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:06 pm to Peepdip
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The contrast of a refreshing slice of tomato with a hot salty hamburger makes it so much better.
Put tomato on my hamburger baw and we'll step out of the car and throw hands.
Assuming we're already at Sonic.
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:06 pm to Peepdip
Absolute state of a dickhead declining pico.
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:06 pm to Peepdip
I worked at a Philly Connection 20 some odd years ago, it was one of the few that had a drive-thru.
Fat lady comes in, gets her cheese steak to go.
Then goes through drive-thru to order another one.
Diet cokes of course.
Fat lady comes in, gets her cheese steak to go.
Then goes through drive-thru to order another one.
Diet cokes of course.
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:07 pm to Oilfieldbiology
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And to answer your question, ranch on anything but wings
Blue cheese you pleb
As a fatty and former super fatty I can speak on the subject.. I never turned down veggies. I never turned down basically anything, hence the getting fat. Extra sauce or mayo on everything.
This post was edited on 5/12/20 at 7:09 pm
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:07 pm to PrivatePublic
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Pizza, ranch, diet coke.
This is my exact pizza order
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:08 pm to Hulkklogan
I, personally, always get blue cheese. But I think ranch is acceptable on wings
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:09 pm to heatom2
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Put tomato on my hamburger baw and we'll step out of the car and throw hands.
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You're a big boy I'm sure
Just because you don’t like tomatoes it means you’re a fatty?
This post was edited on 5/12/20 at 7:10 pm
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:09 pm to Peepdip
What does eating a burger plain and/or being fat have to do with anything? I’m 5’7 and weigh 125 pounds. I don’t eat lettuce, mayo, ketchup, or mayo. What’s the problem?
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:09 pm to Peepdip
When I was a practicing fat person, it was ordering an entree that was very “most for my money” type of thing. I almost always had an app and finished off my wife and kid’s plates also.
Today at Champs in Ruston I had a Caesar salad with salmon. And didn’t eat it all. Turns out, your stomach can shrink back to a normal size.
ETA: I can also remember being a very svelt 220lb teenager being able to woof down 2 foot long cold cut combo subs from Subway in one sitting.
Today at Champs in Ruston I had a Caesar salad with salmon. And didn’t eat it all. Turns out, your stomach can shrink back to a normal size.
ETA: I can also remember being a very svelt 220lb teenager being able to woof down 2 foot long cold cut combo subs from Subway in one sitting.
This post was edited on 5/12/20 at 7:12 pm
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:10 pm to Peepdip
Anytime the whole family gets their own personal basket of rolls at Texas Roadhouse. That shite is basically child abuse, and I see it all the time here in my fat state.
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:10 pm to LSUJML
Yeah. I like tomato nowadays (used to not), but prefer it on things like fried seafood poboys. Not a huge fan on burgers.
Regardless, it has to be a really nice tomato. One of that white-ish hard mealy crap.
Regardless, it has to be a really nice tomato. One of that white-ish hard mealy crap.
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