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Fat people orders at restaurants

Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:03 pm
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:03 pm
What are some examples of "fat people orders?"

This is different than just bad taste, as in getting a steak cooked well done, or putting ketchup on a hot dog.

These are order specifications that more often than not point to the customer being fat.

The most obvious one is "muh extra sauce", but I think an under rated one is people who refuse to eat vegetables on their food. No lettuce or pico de galo on their tacos, no lettuce or tomato on their burgers, won't eat a reuban because of sour kraut, ect.

It's one thing if you don't want to eat veggies by themselves (even though veggies are fricking delicious if cooked right) but to limit your entire entre choice to just meat and cheese is ridiculous. The contrast of a refreshing slice of tomato with a hot salty hamburger makes it so much better.

I understand if you're a kid and you don't want your food dressed, but if you're a grown man ordering a plain burger
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:04 pm to
Pizza, ranch, diet coke.
Posted by LSUJML
BR
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Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:05 pm to
Extra extra mayo.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37388 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:05 pm to
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putting ketchup on a hot dog.


The frick you say!?!?



And to answer your question, ranch on anything but wings
This post was edited on 5/12/20 at 7:06 pm
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:05 pm to
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:06 pm to
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Pizza, ranch, diet coke.

I'm not a big fatty but guilty of ordering a Canes box and a coke zero or diet coke occasionally. I can't stand the sugar bomb of the fully leaded drinks.
Posted by SuperSONIC Baw
Member since May 2020
62 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:06 pm to
When these fat fricks order everything on the menu, then ask for the drink to be a Diet Coke
Posted by heatom2
At the plant, baw.
Member since Nov 2010
12809 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

The contrast of a refreshing slice of tomato with a hot salty hamburger makes it so much better.




Put tomato on my hamburger baw and we'll step out of the car and throw hands.

Assuming we're already at Sonic.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20463 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:06 pm to
Absolute state of a dickhead declining pico.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63779 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:06 pm to
I worked at a Philly Connection 20 some odd years ago, it was one of the few that had a drive-thru.

Fat lady comes in, gets her cheese steak to go.

Then goes through drive-thru to order another one.

Diet cokes of course.
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43295 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:07 pm to
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And to answer your question, ranch on anything but wings



Blue cheese you pleb







As a fatty and former super fatty I can speak on the subject.. I never turned down veggies. I never turned down basically anything, hence the getting fat. Extra sauce or mayo on everything.
This post was edited on 5/12/20 at 7:09 pm
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81167 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

Pizza, ranch, diet coke.


This is my exact pizza order
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:08 pm to
You're a big boy I'm sure
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37388 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:08 pm to
I, personally, always get blue cheese. But I think ranch is acceptable on wings
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
45047 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:09 pm to
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Put tomato on my hamburger baw and we'll step out of the car and throw hands.






quote:

You're a big boy I'm sure


Just because you don’t like tomatoes it means you’re a fatty?
This post was edited on 5/12/20 at 7:10 pm
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10299 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:09 pm to
What does eating a burger plain and/or being fat have to do with anything? I’m 5’7 and weigh 125 pounds. I don’t eat lettuce, mayo, ketchup, or mayo. What’s the problem?
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34432 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:09 pm to
When I was a practicing fat person, it was ordering an entree that was very “most for my money” type of thing. I almost always had an app and finished off my wife and kid’s plates also.


Today at Champs in Ruston I had a Caesar salad with salmon. And didn’t eat it all. Turns out, your stomach can shrink back to a normal size.

ETA: I can also remember being a very svelt 220lb teenager being able to woof down 2 foot long cold cut combo subs from Subway in one sitting.
This post was edited on 5/12/20 at 7:12 pm
Posted by Muthsera
Member since Jun 2017
7319 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:10 pm to
Anytime the whole family gets their own personal basket of rolls at Texas Roadhouse. That shite is basically child abuse, and I see it all the time here in my fat state.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81167 posts
Posted on 5/12/20 at 7:10 pm to
Yeah. I like tomato nowadays (used to not), but prefer it on things like fried seafood poboys. Not a huge fan on burgers.

Regardless, it has to be a really nice tomato. One of that white-ish hard mealy crap.
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