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Some good examples of lyrical genius?

Posted on 4/22/20 at 7:49 pm
Posted by Chef Free Gold Bloom
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Posted on 4/22/20 at 7:49 pm
Hollaback Girl:

Ooh this my shite
All the girls stamp your feet like this

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

This my shite, this my shite
This my shite, this my shite
This my shite, this my shite
This my shite, this my shite

I heard that you were talking shite
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up

So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

This my shite, this my shite
This my shite, this my shite
This my shite, this my shite
This my shite, this my shite

So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
Both of us wanna be the winner, but there can only be one

So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to ya
That's right, I'm the last one standing, and another one bites the dust

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

This my shite, this my shite
This my shite, this my shite
This my shite, this my shite
This my shite, this my shite

Let me hear you say, this shite is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
This shite is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Again this shite is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
This shite is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

This my shite, this my shite
This my shite, this my shite
This my shite, this my shite
This my shite, this my shite
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 4/22/20 at 7:54 pm to
Posted by JumpingTheShark
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Posted on 4/22/20 at 7:58 pm to
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Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:12 pm to
Lord I am a surgeon
And music is my knife
It cuts away my sorrow
And purifies my life
But if I could release my heart from veins and arteries
I’d say God bless the absentee

-Paul Simon

Among the best sections. Gadd, Tee, street AF.
YT


Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142485 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:18 pm to
Oh, the rich people want what the poor people's got
And the poor people want what the rich people's got
And the skinny people want what the fat people's got
And the fat people want what the skinny people's got

You can never please anybody in this world

The short people want what the tall people's got
And the tall people want what the short people's got
The little kids want what the big kids got
And the big kids want what the little kids got

You can never please anybody in this world

Oh, the girls with short hair want long hair
And the girls with long hair want short hair
Oh, the boys with cars want motorcycles
And the boys with motorcycles want cars

You can never please anybody in this world

It doesn't matter what you do
It doesn't matter what you say
There will always be
One who wants things the opposite way
It doesn't matter where you go
It doesn't matter who you see
There will always be
Someone who disagrees
We do our best
We try to please
But we're like the rest
We are never at ease

Oh, the rich people want what the poor people's got
And the poor people want what the rich people's got
And the skinny people want what the fat people's got
And the fat people want what the skinny people's got

You can never please anybody in this world

Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:32 pm to
Doctor Wu: Steely Dan

Pretty much any Fagen song
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11581 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 8:33 pm to
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
T-Bird, that's just my baby daddy
Why everytime I call it's the same thing?
You have to be on the phone with Elaine
Or either Shawna, or Dawna
(T-Bird it ain't like that, it's far off my mind)
When the phone click don't even try girl
Quit lying girl
You must think I'm stupid or either blind girl
'cause something ain't right
And I'm fixing to go
You said y'all broke up a long time ago
And who was L.A. Sno?
(But it ain't nobody, that's just my baby daddy)
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
You said your baby daddy was locked up, but why?
The Bird say y'all was at the mall
(You a liar)
You a liar
OK, then what his name?
Yesterday you said his name was Jay, so it ain't the same
It must be your new boyfriend
How come your best friend told me the dude's name was Ken?
(Whatever)
You better get it together, 'cause whenever you lie?
I'm like Mary J., I'm not gon' cry
(Don't cry)
Hey, why don't you get up and get the door?
(You get the door)
Yo, who that is?
(I don't know, who is it?)
I bet that's just your baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
What's up man?
You be ready to go?
(What we do now?)
You know we gotta go to the store
Now see, that's a perfect example
You know you ain't fittin' ta' go and get no pampers
Well, while ya at it, get some milk
If ya don't hurry back
I'mma been done dipped
Oh baby, you can save the drama
'cause I'm feeling going to see my baby, momma
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
I'm sick and tired, girl
You 'bout to get fired, girl
Don't even try, girl
But I ain't all really polite, girl
I'm sick and tired, girl
You 'bout to get fired, girl
Shut up and keep quiet, girl
I'm sick & tired of all your lying, girl
T-Bird, I need some money for my baby
I ain't giving you no money, that ain't my baby
(Yes T-Bird, it was)
That ain't my kid
(Yes it is your daughter)
I got one son
(You got a daughter, too)
I got a son named Chris and that's it
(T-bird, you trippin')
I ain't smell that junk you talk
(T-Bird!)
Forget that!
(But T-Bird, I love you)
I ain't wit it, I ain't wit it
My man Agee say Hell! Ain't your baby daddy
L.A. Sno! Ain't your baby daddy
My man its pressure, ain't your baby daddy
Uh J.D., he ain't yo baby daddy
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10445 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 9:12 pm to
Princess Vitarah--I Swallow His Kids (Explicit Lyrics)

This is my go to for any list of worst songs:

I swallow his kids
I swallow his kids
I swallow his kids
Now they swimming in my stomach

I swallow his kids
I swallow his kids
I swallow his kids
Now they swimming in my stomach

His kids I swallow
His kids I swallow
His kids I swallow
I don't got no stomach, bitch Im hollow

I swallow his kids
I swallow his kids
I swallow his kids
Now they swimming in my stomach

VERSE

Keep swimming, go fishy, go sperm, aye
Got life jackets, got boats, lifesavers, hey
Just keep swimming like Nemo, Dory, Cory
It’s a murder scene but its not gory

Im a thick bitch, Bad bitch
Thick lips, Knack this
I can't waste a package
I'm planning to do some damage

My kitty got him acapelling
Vitarah’s Secret I can't tell him
I rock him like a fella
So good I should be selling

Unh, I be sucking dick like all day
I like sucking dick cause it taste like watermelon
Please nut on my face
I rub it in my face
Like a facial
My skin is clear no pimple

CHORUS

I swallow his kids
I swallow his kids
I swallow his kids
Now they swimming in my stomach

I swallow his kids
I swallow his kids
I swallow his kids
Now they swimming in my stomach
Posted by metallica81788
NO
Member since Sep 2008
8610 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 9:18 pm to
Hollaback Girl is one of the biggest lyrical abortions of my time.

Some of the others listed may be worse but many didn't actually try to make a real song.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27405 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 10:14 pm to
Get Low:

Brrr dum dum dum, dum da da da da dum
Brrr dum dum dum, dum da da da da dum
Brrr dum dum dum, dum da da da da dum
Brrr dum dum dum, dum da da da da dum
3, 6, 9, stand real fine
Move it to you suck it to me one mo time
Get low, get low, get low, get low
To the window, to the wall
To the sweat drop down my balls
To all you bitches, crawl
To all skee skee, motherfricker
All skee skee, goddamn
To all skee skee, motherfricker
All skee skee, goddamn
Shortie, crunk so fresh so clean, can she frick that?
Question been harassing me in the mind, this bitch is fine
I done came to the club about 50th 11 times
Now, can I play with yo panty line?
The club owner said, I need to calm down
Security guards go to sweating me, now
We got drunk then a motherfricker threaten me, now
She getting crunk in the club, I mean she work it
And then I like to see the female twerking
Taking the clothes off buckey naked
ATL hoe, don't disrespect it
Pa pop, yo, pussy like this
'Cause Yin Yang Twins in this bitch
Lil Jon and the East side boys wit
And we all like to see arse and tities
Now, bring yo arse over here, hoe
And let me see you get low if you want this thug
Now take it to the floor and if yo arse wanta act
Then you can keep yo arse where you at
3, 6, 9, stand real fine
Move it to you suck it to me one mo time
Get low, get low, get low, get low
To the window, to the wall
To the sweat drop down my balls
To all you bitches, crawl
To all skee skee, motherfricker
All skee skee, goddamn
To all skee skee, motherfricker
All skee skee, goddamn
Let me see you get low, you scared, you scared
Drop dat arse to the floor, you scared, you scared
Let me see you get low, you scared, you scared
Drop dat arse to the floor, you scared, you scared
Turn dat arse, shake it fast
Pop dat arse, to the left and the right
Turn dat arse, shake it fast
Pop dat arse, to the left and the right
Now, back, back, back it up
A, back, back, back it up
A, back, back, back it up
A, back, back, back it up
Now, stop then wiggle wit it
Stop then wiggle wit it
Stop then wiggle wit it
Stop then wiggle wit it, wiggle wit it
3, 6, 9, stand real fine
Move it to you suck it to me one mo time
Get low, get low, get low, get low
To the window, to the wall
To the sweat drop down my balls
To all you bitches, crawl
To all skee skee, motherfricker
All skee skee, goddamn
To all skee skee, motherfricker
All skee skee, goddamn
Hey, give me my doe back, go get ya friend
Stupid bitch standing there while I'm drinking my Hen
Steady looking at me, still asking questions
Time's up, ****, pass me another contestant
Hoe, move to the left if you ain't 'bout 50th
Done talk through 3 or 4 songs already
Looking at a **** with yo palm out
Bitch, I ain't even seen you dance
Twerk some, baby, work some, baby
Pop yo pussy on the pole, do yo thang, baby
Slide down dat, bitch, a little bit then stop
Get back on the floor, catch yo balance then drop
Now, bring it back up, clap yo arse like hands
I just wanna see yo arse dirty dance
Ying Yang, we done, done it again
And put it on the map like ann
3, 6, 9, stand real fine
Move it to you suck it to me one mo time
Get low, get low, get low, get low
To the window, to the wall
To the sweat drop down my balls
To all you bitches, crawl
To all skee skee, motherfricker
All skee skee, goddamn
To all skee skee, motherfricker
All skee skee, goddamn
Goddamn, ya, y'all twerking a little bit ladies
But ya got to twerk a little bit harder than it
Now, right now, I need all the ladies
Dat know they look good tonight
We want y'all to do this shite like this
Bend over to the front, touch the toes
Back dat arse up and down and get low
Bend over to the front, touch the toes
Back dat arse up and down and get low
Bend over to the front, touch the toes
Back dat arse up and down and get low
Bend over to the front, touch the toes
Back dat arse up and down and get low
3, 6, 9, stand real fine
Move it to you suck it to me one mo time
Get low, get low, get low, get low
To the window, to the wall
To the sweat drop down my balls
To all you bitches, crawl
To all skee skee, motherfricker
All skee skee, goddamn
To all skee skee, motherfricker
All skee skee, goddamn
Brrr dum dum dum, dum da da da da dum
Brrr dum dum dum, dum da da da da dum
Brrr dum dum dum, dum da da da da dum
Brrr dum dum dum, dum da da da da dum
This post was edited on 4/22/20 at 10:16 pm
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27405 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 10:25 pm to
arse n Titties:

arse, titties, arse-n-titties
arse arse titties titties, arse-n-titties
arse, titties, arse-n-titties
arse arse titties titties, arse-n-titties
Big booty bitches that's where it gets
Come on, ho, let's go to the easy rest
When I see arse, titties, arse-n-titties
arse, arse, titties, titties, arse-n-titties
Big booty bitches that's where it gets
Come on, ho, let's go to the easy rest
When I see arse, titties, arse-n-titties
arse, arse, titties, titties, arse-n-titties
arse, arse, arse, arse
arse, arse, arse, arse
arse, arse, arse, arse
arse, arse, arse, arse
If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the shite
I can buy you, ho, cause bitch I'm rich
I see broke-arse hoes, broke-arse hoes
Broke-arse hoes, broke-arse hoes
If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the shite
I can buy you, ho, cause bitch I'm rich
I see broke-arse hoes, broke-arse hoes
Broke-arse hoes, broke-arse hoes
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
If you a freaky dancin' ho, keep shakin' that shite
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say, Assault, I'm cumin', Assault, I'm cumin'
Assault, I'm cumin', Assault, I'm cumin'
If you a freaky dancin' ho, keep shakin' that shite
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say, Assault, I'm cumin', Assault, I'm cumin'
Assault, I'm cumin', Assault, I'm cumin'
Cumin', cumin', cumin', cumin'
Cumin', cumin', cumin', cumin'
Cumin', cumin', cumin', cumin'
Cumin', cumin', cumin', cumin'
Stankin' arse bitches that need to wash up
Don't get mad when I don't want to frick
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, soap and water
Stankin' arse bitches that need to wash up
Don't get mad when I don't want to frick
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, soap and water
Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22296 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 11:02 pm to
Yeah
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
I'm not a cat
I don't say meow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
I go "mooo" (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Yeah
I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves
Bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves
Got milk bitch? Got beef? (got beef?)
Got steak ho? Got cheese? (got it)
Grade A ho, not lean (not lean)
Got me A1, sauce please
These heifers got nothin' on me
Steaks high, need a side of collard greens
Cash rules everything around me (everything around me)
Ice C.R.E.A.M, ice C.R.E.A.M (ice cream)
You a calf bitch, you my daughter (you ma daughter)
I ain't bothered (I ain't bothered)
Get slaughtered (get slaughtered)
Got the methane, I'm a farter (woo)
With my farmer (woo)
McDonald (woo)
And they feed me real good, it's a honor (it's a honor)
Philly cheesesteak all in that order (get that order)
Chili cheese fries as a starter (as a starter)
Got the steroids keeping me stronger (strong)
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
I'm not a cat
I don't say meow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
I go "mooo"
Mooo
Mooo
Mooo
Yeah
I say, bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves
Bitch, I'm too smooth
I'm not in the mood
Tryna make moves
Tryna make moves
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow (yeah)
Bitch, I'm a cow
Old McDonald had a farm
I give him a titty tryna keep him calm
I'm just tryna turn up in the country
I ain't in the city 'cause they ain't got lawns
Suck a **** dick, or somethin' E-I-O
Shittin' on these bitches only thing I know
Tippin' on his dick, I see the chickens in the pens
They wanna catch us ridin' dirty with them fiends, I know
I ain't a moose, bitch
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Bitch, get out my hay
I ain't a moose, bitch
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Bitch, get out my hay
I ain't a moose, bitch
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Get out my hay
I ain't a moose, bitch
Get out my hay, get out my hay
Bitch, get out my hay
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right
It's better than yours
I can treat you
But I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm
And they're like
It's better than yours
Damn right
It's better than yours
I can treat you
But I have to charge
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
But I have to charge
It's better than yours
It's better than yours
But I have to charge
I want a cheese burger
fricking vegans
Posted by AU1960
ALABAMA
Member since Oct 2008
3632 posts
Posted on 4/23/20 at 10:17 am to
Are you serious Clark?

Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24717 posts
Posted on 4/23/20 at 12:03 pm to
All but Wesley WIllis are absolute losers. This is the CLEAR second place winner!


Bust Down "Nasty Bitch"


quote:

(Bust Down)
Yo whats up ice mike
(mike)
What's up? I'm chillin recording, watching these bitches
(bust down)
What's up cody
(cody)
What's Up ho?
(bust down)
A brother I'm chillin' like, A you heard bout ya boy last week?
I seen him at that mall kissin' his bitch in the mouth

she be suckin' this **** dick
(mike)
That **** be trickin'
(bust down)
Every brother thang, baby you can't be mad ain't him
(cody)
What you got in that?
(bust down)
A buddy, I ain't got nothin' to tell her braw
because that ain't nothin' fo me and nothin' to be gettin' into braw
But the other night she called me on the phone
(mike)
What it dat?
(bust down)
I'm tellin ya
but I had nuttin' to tell her
you know what I called her braw?
(cody)
what you call her?
(bust down)
Straight up
she might of got offended
but straight up
I did everything and called dat hoe a
[Chorus x1]

Nasty Bitch [echo]
(awww awww)
Don't come at me talking that shite
Nasty Bitch
(awww awww)
Get on ya knees and do lick bitch
Nasty Bitch
(awww awww)
You want money no I'm not a trick
Nasty Bitch
(awww awww)

(You know you can't take this dick)

A yo' ice mike
bust dis

Well let me tell ya this story about this braud
A motherfrickin dyke, bull dank, a rock smokin' dog
Triple X rated, vulgar and explicit
I'm talkin' bout da bitch I call hot twat Bridget
Walkin round town, spread my legs
For any paid motherfricker that wanna get laid
She's a plocka, docka, plecka, recka made out of skin
She knocked at my door so I said come in
Her nipples was erected, her twat was hot
Just as I came back she was on my jock
Now this was suicide, I couldn't deny
But this hoe could give me one hell of a ride
She put on her night gown, got in the bed
Her throat was so deep she swallowed my head
She started to choke, when I unleased my load
Cum was drippin' out of her noise all ova her clothes
Cum was shootin all around the room
A drop hit her so hard it gave the bitch a bullet wound
She opened her legs, raised her gown
I was lucky I could swim cause I almost drained
I didn't have a rubber, so instead
I frick the bitch with my naked head
But then she turned me ova, and started to ride me
She rode me like a horse I said who Kemosabe?
I started gettin' wild, her chain couldn't hold me
I fricked her from the back and she hollered like a coyote
The hour's gettin' wild, she started to push
But after this night she'd have to take a good dutch
I must admit, this was one hell of a women
Her pussy hole smelled like sour cream and onion
But once I got start, there was no stoppin
I hit rock bottom and the pussy started fartin'
Woke up the next morning with a cruk in my dick
walk in the bathroom and she was takin' a shite
I said hurry up when ya done whappin ya arse
I'ma frick ya again so buy ya pussy a cast
She walked in the room with a frown on her face
She was limpin, her pussy was stretched out of shape
She asked me to take it easy, her pussy was numb
I said you act like a dog so I'm frick ya like one
[Chorus x1]

A yo Cody
watch dis

Now here's another, example of a no good freak
To keep her name confidential lets call her Monique
Now she was the type, that was always shyk
Walkin round like she was too cute to get pipped
I said yeah, my name is Bust Down straight and direct
I'm already paid so keep ya welfare check
And if ya say ya gotta man, well that ain't shite
You can be his main thang and you can be my BITCH!
She came ova, before she could front
I said get ya hoe and don't you stunt
And if ya sittin there thinkin that you can hit me with ya whip appeal
I ain't baby face bitch I got dick appeal
She laid down, grabbed me by my waste
Got freaky and asked me to piss in head face
She asked one time, I took a leak
Cause could give a motherfrick about a broke arse freak
She went to suckin' my a-hole, it felt so great
I farted in her mouth and made her cheeks inflate
She asked me to eat the pussy, started to smile
I said you got all wrong hoe that ain't my style
I turned her ova, she couldn't take this dick
While I was frickin her I said you gon' respect me bitch!
The next day I told the boys, I got in that arse
I kicked her out my frickin house and made her felt like trash
The moral to the story, its simple and plain for
Every man there's a bitch is if you got game
If you ever meat a freak that you a play
Tell em bust down told ya to say

Nasty (Bitch!)
Nasty (Bitch!)
Nasty (Bitch!)
Nasty (Bitch!)
Nasty (Bitch!)
Nasty (Bitch!)

Nasty (Bitch!)
[Chorus x1]

A yo Braid
Bust dis

Now here's another story, of a girl I met last week
A nasty bitch and a stone cold freak
Now she was fine, shink, and good to go
Now sit back and let me tell you all about this hoe
Now when I first met the freak, she was actin' legit
My home boys told me she could suck a mean dick!
I walked up to her, I showed her a rock
I said you can have it if you lick my cock
So we went behind building, I gave her the dope
then I slammed this dick to the back of her throat
She was workin' it, she was jerkin' it
And when I shot my nut say what she went a slurpin it
Now this bitch, was smoother than soap
But her breath smelled just like spoiled milk
She went to choke, she couldn't take this dick
But I didn't give a frick I tried to kill that bitch
When she was done, I had nothin' to say
I gave her the bubble and I was on my way
The next night at the club, I had to dis
Cause she walked up to me and asked fo a kiss
I said

Yoooooooouuuuuu
You wants to kiss meeeeeeee
But I'll knock you out the box
Cause I know you suck dicks fo rocks
SAY BABY YOOOOOUUUUU!
You wanna kiss meeee
But I'll knock you out the box
Cause I know you suck dick fo rocks

You stankin' funky nasty triflin bitch YOU!
Posted by Rhio
Lake Charles
Member since Dec 2013
1327 posts
Posted on 4/23/20 at 1:40 pm to
Wild Honey Pie- The Beatles

Observe:

Honey pie,
Honey pie,
Honey pie,
Honey pie,
Honey pie,
Honey pie,
Honey pie,
Honey pie,
Honey pie,

I love ya
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30804 posts
Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:02 pm to
Aqualung
Jethro Tull

Sitting on a park bench
Eying little girls with bad intent
Snots running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes, hey, Aqualung

Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run, hey, Aqualung
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck, oh, Aqualung

Sun streaking cold, an old man wandering lonely
Taking time, the only way he knows
Leg hurting bad as he bends to pick a dog end
He goes down to a bog and warms his feet

Feeling alone, the army's up the road
Salvation a la mode and a cup of tea
Aqualung, my friend, don't you start away uneasy
You poor old sod, you see it's only me

Do you still remember
December's foggy freeze
When the ice that clings on to your beard
It was screaming agony

Hey and you snatch your rattling last breaths
With deep-sea diver sounds
And the flowers bloom like
Madness in the spring

Sun streaking cold, an old man wandering lonely
Taking time, the only way he knows
Leg hurting bad as he bends to pick a dog end
He goes down to a bog and warms his feet

Feeling alone, the army's up the road
Salvation a la mode and a cup of tea
Aqualung my friend don't you start away uneasy
You poor old sod, you see it's only me

Aqualung my friend don't you start away uneasy
You poor old sod, you see it's only me

Sitting on a park bench
Eying up little girls with bad intent
Snots running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes, hey Aqualung

Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run, hey Aqualung
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck, hey Aqualung

Oh Aqualung

Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30804 posts
Posted on 4/23/20 at 3:05 pm to
Thick as a Brick (Pt. 1)
Jethro Tull

Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My word's but a whisper your deafness a shout
I may make you feel but I can't make you think
Your sperm's in the gutter your love's in the sink
So you ride yourselves over the fields
And you make all your animal deals
And your wise men don't know how it feels
To be thick as a brick

And the sandcastle virtues are all swept away
In the tidal destruction the moral melee
The elastic retreat rings the close of play
As the last wave uncovers the newfangled way
But your new shoes are worn at the heels
And your suntan does rapidly peel
And your wise men don't know how it feels
To be thick as a brick
And the love that I feel is so far away:
I'm a bad dream that I just had today
And you shake your head
And said it's a shame

Spin me back down the years and the days of my youth
Draw the lace and black curtains and shut out the whole truth
Spin me down the long ages, let them sing the song

See there, a son is born and we pronounce him fit to fight
There are blackheads on his shoulders, and he pees himself in the night
We'll make a man of him, put him to trade
Teach him to play Monopoly and how to sing in the rain

The poet and the painter casting shadows on the water
As the sun plays on the infantry returning from the sea
The do-er and the thinker, no allowance for the other
As the failing light illuminates the mercenary's creed
The home fire burning, the kettle almost boiling
But the master of the house is far away
The horses stamping, their warm breath clouding
In the sharp and frosty morning of the day
And the poet lifts his pen while the soldier sheaths his sword
And the youngest of the family is moving with authority
Building castles by the sea, he dares the tardy tide to wash them all aside

The cattle quietly grazing at the grass down by the river
Where the swelling mountain water moves onward to the sea:
The builder of the castles renews the age-old purpose
And contemplates the milking girl whose offer is his need
The young men of the household have all gone into service
And are not to be expected for a year
The innocent young master, thoughts moving ever faster
Has formed the plan to change the man he seems
And the poet sheaths his pen while the soldier lifts his sword
And the oldest of the family is moving with authority
Coming from across the sea, he challenges the son
Who puts him to the run

What do you do when the old man's gone, ddo you want to be him?
And your real self sings the song, do you want to free him?
No one to help you get up steam
And the whirlpool turns you way off-beam

I've come down from the upper class to mend your rotten ways
My father was a man of power whom everyone obeyed
So come on all you criminals! I've got to put you straight
Just like I did with my old man twenty years too late

Your bread and water's going cold, your hair is short and neat
I'll judge you all and make damn sure that no-one judges me

You curl your toes in fun as you smile at everyone
You meet the stares, you're unaware that your doings aren't done
And you laugh most ruthlessly as you tell us what not to be
But how are we supposed to see where we should run?
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

I see you shuffle in the courtroom
With your rings upon your fingers and your downy little sidies
And your silver buckle shoes
Playing at the hard case
You follow the example of the comic-paper idol
Who lets you bend the rules

So, come on ye childhood heroes!
Won't you rise up from the pages of your comic-books, your super crooks
And show us all the way?
Well, make your will and testament
Won't you join your local government?
We'll have Superman for president
Let Robin save the day

You put your bet on number one and it comes up every time
The other kids have all backed down and they put you first in line
And so you finally ask yourself just how big you are
And you take your place in a wiser world of bigger motor cars
And you wonder who to call on

So, where the hell was Biggles when you needed him last saturday?
And where were all the sportsmen who always pulled you though?
They're all resting down in Cornwall
Writing up their memoirs for a paperback edition
Of the Boy Scout manual

Posted by bisceaux
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2009
611 posts
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:22 am to
Hollaback Girl - I'm glad I'm just reading these lyrics for the first time. I've loved her and this song too long now to be upset :)
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 4/24/20 at 5:48 am to
I'd go with something by Pete Townshend.

Slit Skirts

I was just thirty-four years old and I was still wandering in a haze
I was wondering why everyone I met seemed like they were lost in a maze
I don't know why I thought I should have some kind of divine right to the blues
It's sympathy not tears people need when they're the front page, sad news
The incense burned away and the stench began to rise Lovers now estranged avoided catching each others' eyes And girls who lost their children cursed the men who fit the coil
And men not fit for marriage took their refuge in the oil
No one respects the flame quite like the fool who's badly burned
From all this you'd imagine that there must be something learned

Let me tell you some more about myself, you know I'm sitting at home just now
The big events of the day are passed and the late TV shows have come around
I'm number one in the home team but I still feel unfulfilled
A silent voice in her broken heart complaining that I'm unskilled
And I know that when she thinks of me, she thinks of me as "him"
But, unlike me, she don't work off her frustration in the gym
Recriminations fester and the past can never change
A woman's expectations run from both ends of the range Once she walked with untamed lovers' face between her legs
Now he's cooled and stifled and it's she who has to beg
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81739 posts
Posted on 4/24/20 at 1:28 pm to
A thousand dollar car... ain't gonna roll
'Til you throw at least another thousand in the hole
Sink your money in it, and there you are...
The owner of a two thousand dollar... thousand dollar car
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