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Chef Free Gold Bloom

Favorite team:USA 
Location:Wherever I’m needed
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Interests:Science and Mad Cow Disease
Occupation:Doily Shoppe and Knot Store
Number of Posts:1364
Registered on:12/15/2019
Online Status:Not Online

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I’m fricking fine.

Catch you on the flip side.
I’ll probably be dead tomorrow. Send you an invite to the funeral.
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Harris
Obama
Rice
Pete
Pelosi
Warren


Same puppets
Same strings
I don’t have many friends. Wanna be a pallbearer?

Poop

Posted by Chef Free Gold Bloom on 8/3/22 at 11:38 pm
I called the shite poop
Should proof of a positive tax burden be a prerequisite for voting on anything in general in this country?

No taxation without representation was the slogan. Not we demand representation without taxation.

They’re not the same thing.
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this where we post our snacks?


Gettin swole off bread and water
I do open the second floor window every now and then.
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What the frick did I do?


Rhymed one to many times without committing crimes but you stayed loyal after your ho didn’t and that gains respect even if you still get ya knuckles checked I can’t speak for us all but I stand tall when I say your contributions are appreciated even when you’re hated you press on and see that when you’re faded it’s deserved and shaded because of your whack arse under plated desserts and illfated, expired, dated poultry and dairy intimidated bitch arse uncontemplated whack arse discombobulated half brained and iceskated frozen ideas that never made it:

frick you.

And the crippled and stroked out bitches you rode in on.
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that’s like asking if all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, would Halloween and Christmas fall on the same day?


Maybe it’s like discussing the doctor who specializes in skin diseases, who dreams that he has fallen asleep in front of the television later to wake up in front of the television and not remember his dream.
David Letterman was a painfully unfunny hack
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What are your thoughts on having a knick knack without the paddy whack?


Probably couldn’t give the dog a bone if I’m being honest
If a poster come and run they mouth just like a ho

Punch em dead up in his nose and stomp his arse down to the flo'
When I was growing up you always knucked if you bucked.
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The older you get, the more you realize every single decision you've ever made in life made you who you are today


I regret every decision and who I am today. Sometimes I think slipping away into nothing would be easier.

You know if I wasn’t here anymore the people in my life I constantly let down would probably be happier. At minimum my wife and kids would benefit from the life insurance. The only thing keeping me from veering under an 18wheeler on I-10 everyday is the depressing thought that I’d frick that up too and wake up in the ER too debilitated and paralyzed to finish the job.

You know what the worst part is? I love my wife. I wish I never convinced her to marry me. She’s an amazing woman. and I know for sure she and the kids would be better off without me.