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re: If Dolly Parton Wanted To Hook Up With You Would You Turn Her Down?

Posted on 2/6/20 at 2:04 pm to
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
279510 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 2:04 pm to
Like YOU could do anything with that......
Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
50568 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 2:05 pm to
Hell no I wouldn't.

I'm married, so I have a lot to give old Dolly if she wanted it. Lord knows my wife doesn't.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83548 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 2:06 pm to
Old school Dolly was fire




Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 2:07 pm to
If Dolly offered you sex in exchange for you to quit making shitty threads, would you turn her down?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22538 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

Only if she yelled "Joleeeeeene"


Nah, she would have to sing "Your peen, your peen, your peen, your peen, I'm begging of you, please I need your peen."
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41912 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

I'd turn it down.....face down.

But then you'd miss out on the best part.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98715 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 2:31 pm to
For all the things she's done for her East Tennessee area, she's kind of a saint.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37314 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 2:32 pm to
This is not legit.
Posted by captainahab
Highway Trio8
Member since Dec 2014
1608 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 2:42 pm to
Have to admit that I have had Dollywood and probably could get it again.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114228 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

Like YOU could do anything with that......


I am not the one with a shite bag and one foot in the grave.
This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 2:43 pm
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20182 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:07 pm to
She can do what she wants to me!
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26961 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:09 pm to
I'd give Dolly the best 30 seconds of her life...
This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 3:10 pm
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
30189 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:33 pm to
throw in Loretta Lynn and you’ve got a deal!
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12453 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:52 pm to
As Afroman eloquently put it, I’d do it to see if her titties were filled with Hennessy.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73729 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

Why do you capitalize every word in every title you make?


Stout used to do it and GCS once made a thread with his belief that is what made stout's threads more popular.

Wish that was a lie. Or that somehow I didn't retain that type of knowledge.
Posted by JohnnyBgood
South Louisiana
Member since May 2010
4301 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:56 pm to
I would knock the dust off those titties! Probably would need a lot of lube in the cooter area though.
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 3:58 pm to
Iwhi
Posted by PBD4BAMA
Sweet Home Alabama
Member since Dec 2014
4724 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 4:35 pm to
Fun fact about her that not everyone knows......
Dolly is a swinger! Don't know if she's still active though.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23810 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 4:40 pm to
nope...

you'd have to have a shite ton of lube, though....
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114228 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

Wish that was a lie. Or that somehow I didn't retain that type of knowledge.


I would swear on a bible that is not why I do it. When I first started posting I guess I started off that way... Because I thought I was writing an Essay or something in which you capitalize the main worlds.. And then it started to annoy people so I kept doing it.



Never in my life have I ever noticed what stout did when he started a thread and then copied it. Where do you people come up with this shite from? Wow...

All of the assumptions people have about me as a poster is pretty fricking amazing. I mean, I don't really help myself because I play into a lot of shite, but this is a new one..
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