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If Dolly Parton Wanted To Hook Up With You Would You Turn Her Down?

Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:50 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:50 pm


Be honest.. Yes, she is 74... But if for whatever reason you got a direct request saying that Dolly Parton wanted to have sex with you, would you turn it down?
Posted by anewguy
BR
Member since Mar 2017
1239 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:50 pm to
Absolutely not.

Also, frick you.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84124 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:51 pm to
Why do you capitalize every word in every title you make?
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6446 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:51 pm to
I'd turn it down.....face down.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6814 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:52 pm to
Looking like that, yes. Fame does not add points for me.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

Also, frick you.


Be cool bro.
Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
11142 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:52 pm to
Only if she yelled "Joleeeeeene"
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7811 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:53 pm to
Yes, for two reasons: to see what the most famous tig ol' bitties look like and also to say that I banged Dolly Parton.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

Fame does not add points for me.



Its not about the fame, I would want to get a look at her bust area.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20352 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

Looking like that, yes. Fame does not add points for me.


Well it does for me. Fame AND Money? Let's go, Dolly - wanna get dinner first or are we getting straight to bizzness?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

to see what the most famous tig ol' bitties look like


You get it.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
67932 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:54 pm to
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

I would want to get a look at her bust area.

Most incel statement ever.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116144 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:55 pm to
She's had a long time to hone her oral skills.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8591 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:55 pm to
Been wanting to see those tits for 25 years.
Posted by schatman
Montana
Member since Nov 2018
2618 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:55 pm to
Here I come again.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54329 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:56 pm to
Yes. She annoys me greatly.

ETA: Dolly ain't Dolly no more. She's something that resembles Dolly pieced together out of spare parts.
This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 1:58 pm
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50828 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

Here I come again.


/thread, we have a winner

Posted by Mahootney
Lovin' My German Footprint
Member since Sep 2008
11875 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 1:59 pm to
Yes to turning her down. Happily married.

Change the scenario to Dolly at any age?
Yes to turning her down. Happily married.

Change the scenario to not being married.
Yes to Dolly at any age.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202991 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 2:01 pm to
Like YOU could do anything with that......
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