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re: If Dolly Parton Wanted To Hook Up With You Would You Turn Her Down?

Posted on 2/6/20 at 4:43 pm to
Posted by Bawcephus
Member since Jul 2018
2747 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 4:43 pm to
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And then it started to annoy people so I kept doing it.



Everything you do annoys everyone.

You're like that kid that just won't leave the adults alone to have a conversation.



Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114040 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 4:48 pm to
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Dolly is a swinger! Don't know if she's still active though.


On a 60 Mins segment about the Playboy Mansion after Hugh died. His son was giving a tour and talked about how Hugh had a room that he (hugh) had access to until he died.

In the room there were pictures on top of pictures of parties at the Playboy Mansion since the 60s.

They mentioned there were quite a few celebrities, politicians, etc in pictures they would not want to get out. Hugh kept them just in case. And they said something like "and there is even one of an American sweetheart. She sings country music. And we will just say.. Yes they are real".
Posted by TheBaker
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2004
4314 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 4:59 pm to
The Dolly from 1980-ish...I wouldn't think twice about crawling into them loins. Now, not so much
Posted by 200MPHCOBRA
Metairie
Member since Nov 2016
426 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:19 pm to
Saw her about 38 years ago riding in a lemo in a parade. Looked in the window and was awed by how beautiful she was then. Yeah, why not.
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
11830 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:27 pm to
I want to suckle them beautiful breasts like a newborn baby
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114040 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:29 pm to
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19257 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 6:11 pm to

It's sad what aging and bad plastic surgery do.

There was a time she was quite attractive.



Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 6:16 pm to
half the OT wouldn't know what to do with her. Country girls are freaks. None of y'all could keep up.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29224 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 6:16 pm to
Think of how soft that skin feels now
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39650 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:26 pm to
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All of the assumptions people have about me as a poster is pretty fricking amazing. I mean, I don't really help myself because I play into a lot of shite, but this is a new one..

That’s enough about me. Let’s talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114040 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:28 pm to
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What do you think of me?



You are good people.
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:14 pm to
I wouldn't
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12019 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:22 pm to
I bet Dolly and Kenny got it on many times.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19577 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:25 pm to
I'd close my eyes and hump really hard into her face.

As long as I am hearing Jello noises, I'd nut.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54784 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:31 pm to
I have a theory that Dolly is a lesbian. She is married, but her husband refuses to go anywhere or do anything with her. The one person who is with her at every event, gathering, public appearance, etc. is her lifelong best friend who has always been a self-proclaimed tomboy.
Dolly comes from the era and business when being out would not fly, and she probably still feels it wouldn't fly today.

Allegedly, possibly, in my opinion, so on and so forth....
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29163 posts
Posted on 2/6/20 at 8:51 pm to
You'd be crazy as frick to have to turn her down.
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