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Bill Burr: “Michelle Obama wrote a book?!?”

Posted on 9/10/19 at 11:56 am
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29994 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 11:56 am
“Chapter 1: How To Know If A Dick Tastes Presidential”.

Bwahahahahaha!

Progs are firmly in the sights of comedians now. Looking forward to watching the world burn for the next couple years.
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51811 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 11:58 am to
I LOL'd
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
20033 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 12:02 pm to
Now if we can only get them to stop voting for these idiots
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29487 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 12:10 pm to
He'll be "cancelled" very soon according to these Loons
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28606 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 1:11 pm to
When libs try to say Michelle is better than Trump, I like to say “Michelle is very similar to Trump. He was born into success and she married into it.” They go nuts!
Posted by MeatCleaverWeaver
Member since Oct 2013
22175 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 1:12 pm to
Bill Burr is on my short list of nominees in 2024.
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
19311 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Chapter 1: How To Know If A Dick Tastes Presidential


How would she know? It's anatomically impossible to s*ck your own, and we aren't sure he had one (how would it fit in his skinny mom jeans?)
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
17765 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 1:17 pm to
So Bill Burr went in a lot more raw than Dave did? Anyone seen it already care to review it?
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36238 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 1:19 pm to
The humorless Puritan SJW's are lining up to condemn him as we speak while their minions on this board ironically pontificate about Trump being a threat to freedom.
Posted by Gr8t8s
Member since Oct 2009
2579 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 1:20 pm to
This is going to sound stupid, but we needed comedians to buck the PC trend. The tides may be changing just a bit.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22291 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 1:28 pm to
I watched it this morning. For the most part, it was pretty good. I think him going off into the weeds about watching an Elvis documentary with his wife missed a little bit. That probably would have played better in front of an American audience.
Posted by Erin Go Bragh
Beyond the Pale
Member since Dec 2007
14916 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 2:26 pm to
Good to see the old Burr dishing it out without fear of consequences. There was a brief slide to the left that had Bill Burr fanatics a bit concerned.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79935 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

Bill Burr


His riff on Yoko Ono is one of the funniest things ever. Fair warning, go take a piss before you watch it.
Posted by KCT
Psalm 23:5
Member since Feb 2010
38911 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

“Chapter 1: How To Know If A Dick Tastes Presidential”


Answer: Ask Barack
Posted by cwill
Member since Jan 2005
54753 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 2:34 pm to
quote:

Bill Burr: “Michelle Obama wrote a book?!?”
“Chapter 1: How To Know If A Dick Tastes Presidential”.


From his new special?
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89618 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 2:48 pm to
The frick of it is, Burr leans Bernie.

Crazy, right?
Posted by Erin Go Bragh
Beyond the Pale
Member since Dec 2007
14916 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 3:00 pm to
I'm watching it now. Filmed at the Royal Albert Hall in London.
Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 3:06 pm to
But I thought all you trumptards cancelled Netflix cause of Obama.

Watch the special. Enrich Obama, progressive Netflix, etc.

Lol
This post was edited on 9/10/19 at 3:07 pm
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 9/10/19 at 10:59 pm to
"Someday, there’s going to be the first female president, which means there’s going to be the first male First Lady,” he says. “And you wait, you f—ing wait… The first time that dude opens his mouth about some political s—, you watch all these feminists: ‘You shut the f— up! It is her time now. She was elected, not you. Go pick out some plates, bitch.’ He’s going to get treated like Tom Arnold when he was with Roseanne.”

Paper Tiger is currently streaming on Netflix.
Posted by lsuconnman
Baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
2700 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 1:09 am to
I’m watching the special now. I won’t lie, some of the stuff he says makes me laugh because he’s not supposed to say it. ...But, let’s be honest, for the most part, he’s only really entertaining to people thirsting for a white Dave Chapelle.
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