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What's your pee/poo price point??

Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:38 pm
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30300 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:38 pm
Ok, so I had my sunglasses on my head when I was pissing, looked down and almost lost my glasses in the urinal. I didn't, but it brought this question to my mind.

What's your price point of when it's worth it to you to retrieve an item from a public toilet? Lets say a port-o-potty. Obviously, you're not going to do for some $10 gas station sunglasses, but what about $200 Oakleys? I guess a cell phone would be ruined, but what if it had a water tight case and was sitting right up on top of that blue shite/piss mixture? Definitely your wedding ring,right?

I'd say about $250 for me. Anything less and I'm calling it a loss.
Posted by NoShow
Member since Feb 2013
2339 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:39 pm to
350
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167511 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:40 pm to
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$200 Oakleys?



Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:40 pm to
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I'd say about

tree-fiddy

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for me.
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4686 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:41 pm to
Phone, wallet, keys

Anything else, I can live without
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41737 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:42 pm to
Can I accidentally drop my wife into the port-o-potty?
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
16190 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:44 pm to
Had to dig my keys out last month after number 2. Remote start still works but smells like Taco Bell
Posted by YipSkiddlyDooo
Member since Apr 2013
3642 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:46 pm to
Port a potty? I don’t own anything of enough value to go chasing after in a port a potty. I lied. If I dropped my 4 month old daughter down the port a potty I’d dive down there in a heart beat. But that’s it. Even my 5 year old would be fending for himself.

Any other public toilet/urinal? I’d grab pretty much anything I could conceivably drop in there. Glasses, phone, keys, wallet, wedding ring.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65974 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:46 pm to

I would sooner hotwire my car than pick my keys out of a public pooper. Wedding ring? The next guy can have that, too.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57827 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:47 pm to
Who spends 200 on Oakley’s?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:48 pm to
How the frick are people dropping things in public toilets? Do you take everything out of your pockets and juggle them while you're in there?
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Ok, so I had my sunglasses on my head when I was pissing, looked down and almost lost my glasses in the urinal.

Oh. You weren't wearing your baw approved sunglasses strap?
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38614 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:50 pm to
I would just hire this guy to retrieve my things.

LINK
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3189 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:57 pm to
OP

Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29234 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 2:01 pm to
If I dropped these or my Hurley baseball cap you betcha I’m gettin shite on my hands

Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68382 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 2:03 pm to
Is it poo from a hot chick? I would pay to touch that.
Posted by Box Geauxrilla
Member since Jun 2013
19118 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 2:04 pm to
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Definitely your wedding ring,right?

Definitely not
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48809 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 2:07 pm to
I'm not sure I'd go diving into a port-a-potty for a newborn baby. A urinal? Probably $50. I'll wash my hands thoroughly
Posted by Old Character
Member since Jan 2018
879 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 2:09 pm to
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$200 Oakleys


Trashy
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56475 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 2:26 pm to
If I like the object, I get it back no matter the price.

It's pee. You'll get over it.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30626 posts
Posted on 3/24/19 at 2:56 pm to
All Oakley’s belong in port-o-potteys
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