re: What's the best pickup line

“You know what this shirt is made from?”
“What?”
“Boyfriend material”

Only one that has ever worked, so that one by default.

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I'm going out with her today. I can't wait to see what happens next.

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"I'd like to destroy your pussy, not your planet."

or better

"Distruggi la mia figa, non il mio pianeta."

quote:

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“Want some candy? Get in the van.”

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Whoa we know who we need to make sure stays away from the girl scout cookie table...

I am a adult video director that specializes in foreign market videos that will never be seen state side.

I would like to test some images of you to see if you fit what we are looking for.

OPs plot is even lame for a porno

Don't use pick up lines.... don't need em.
talk to her, make her laugh

Me, “hey girl”
Her, “I have a boyfriend”
Me, “I have a goldfish”
Her, “what?”
Me, “my bad, I thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter”
Her, “you can buy me a drink”
30 minutes later we roll out

“I’m in a frat, my names chad”