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Posted on 3/24/19 at 4:31 pm to Lincoln Dawson
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true story, this worked on my last boyfriend.
quote:
Lincoln
Que?
Posted on 3/24/19 at 6:18 pm to Ted2010
If you can't take me at my worst, then you're really going to enjoy my dick in your mouth.
Posted on 3/24/19 at 6:52 pm to CajunSuperJeff
Tall buddy of mine used to say to girls at a bar “I’m six foot four, you do the math”..worked pretty well for him
Posted on 3/24/19 at 7:02 pm to lshuge
Love me sexy
Posted on 3/24/19 at 7:05 pm to lshuge
“I’ve got a hotel room and an 8 ball of booger sugar. Let’s frick. “
This post was edited on 3/24/19 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 3/24/19 at 7:19 pm to lshuge
Stop your grinnin and drop your linen 'cause my head is spinnin.
Posted on 3/24/19 at 7:27 pm to lshuge
frick me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
Posted on 3/24/19 at 7:45 pm to Porkchop Express
“South Carolina?”
“Gamecocks, right”
“Just so you know, this cock is game.”
“Gamecocks, right”
“Just so you know, this cock is game.”
Posted on 3/24/19 at 7:50 pm to SoFla Tideroller
Had a friend who would use this when drunk:
"Have you ever tried Cajun sausage smothered in underwear?"
Success rate...zero.
"Have you ever tried Cajun sausage smothered in underwear?"
Success rate...zero.
Posted on 3/24/19 at 8:00 pm to lshuge
F-150
Posted on 3/24/19 at 8:04 pm to lshuge
Hope you have life insurance.
Posted on 3/24/19 at 8:06 pm to lshuge
I’ve never had the balls to use this one but I’ve heard it works every time.
All you have to say is “IF YOU SCREAM ILL KILL YOU!”
All you have to say is “IF YOU SCREAM ILL KILL YOU!”
Posted on 3/24/19 at 8:10 pm to LSURussian
I willing to bet that the majority of guys here would not walk up to women much less speak and use a pickup line.
Posted on 3/24/19 at 9:01 pm to windshieldman
and they say chivalry is dead 
Posted on 3/24/19 at 10:09 pm to lshuge
Back in the day my favorite to use was
" Excuse me ma'am could you help me, I seem to have dropped the keys to my Lear Jet!"
Posted on 3/24/19 at 10:29 pm to lshuge
quote:
What's the best pickup line
"Suck my dick" worked like a charm on your mom.
Eager beaver she is, sonny.
Posted on 3/24/19 at 10:39 pm to lshuge
quote:
What's the best pickup line
you've ever used
"Hello, my name is Dr. WeeWee and I will be your performing your pelvic exam today."
The legs part 100% of the time.
Posted on 3/24/19 at 10:56 pm to deltaland
quote:
“Want to see my account balance and then have unprotected sex?”
This must have been right after the government mailed out the annual checks to all the farmer welfare queens.
Posted on 3/24/19 at 11:18 pm to WeeWee
Me (softly): “Would you like to dance?”
Her: “What? Go away.”
Me (loudly): “I said you look fat in those pants.”
Her: “What? Go away.”
Me (loudly): “I said you look fat in those pants.”
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