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Posted on 3/24/19 at 11:45 am to lshuge
Can I stand over here by you, while my fart clears out that side of the room?
Posted on 3/24/19 at 11:46 am to lshuge
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This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 6:14 am
Posted on 3/24/19 at 11:59 am to lshuge
im horny, lets go
works 50% of the time which is better average then most other BS
in the first 30 seconds of seeing you they decided if they would allow you to frick them, after that its up to you to ask, or dont ask
works 50% of the time which is better average then most other BS
in the first 30 seconds of seeing you they decided if they would allow you to frick them, after that its up to you to ask, or dont ask
This post was edited on 3/24/19 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 3/24/19 at 12:00 pm to lshuge
“Want to see my account balance and then have unprotected sex?”
Posted on 3/24/19 at 12:05 pm to FightinTigersDammit
quote:
gal I know told me, in Arkansas, "Get in the truck, bitch" is considered foreplay.
Actually worked for me once in high school. Except the bitch part. Ended up dating the chick. Saw her pumping gas and pulled up next to her, and just said hey I’m “insert name” hop in let’s go riding. She parked her mustang and got in. Probably helped I had a big jacked up truck. I was 16, her name was Andrea and she had some big ol titties. First girl I ever fell in love with
Posted on 3/24/19 at 12:12 pm to dukke v
Don’t bust that bag on them ole man
Posted on 3/24/19 at 12:13 pm to lshuge
Yeah....and she’s never done that before
Posted on 3/24/19 at 12:17 pm to lshuge
“I usually go for OT 7’s, but I guess I can settle for an OT 10.”
Posted on 3/24/19 at 12:25 pm to TulaneFan
quote:
“Girl you must be columbine, cause I want to shoot some kids inside you”
I like this but it needs to be updated to Sandy Hook. If you’re hitting on 18 year olds, they weren’t born for Columbine
Posted on 3/24/19 at 12:26 pm to lshuge
Do you like to draw?
Because I put the D in Raw.
Because I put the D in Raw.
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:11 pm to lshuge
I got a 9 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears.
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:23 pm to lshuge
"I can help you with your Algebra homework"
Got in trouble though.
Got in trouble though.
Posted on 3/24/19 at 1:54 pm to lshuge
quote:
I was in Rouse's last night and this beautiful woman is looking at me smiling. I walk up to her and tell her she looks just like my 2nd wife. She asks, "How many times you been married?" I said, "Only once."
A few minutes later we're in the parking lot having car sex - bong chika bong bong.
quote:
I'm going out with her today. I can't wait to see what happens next.
Again,
quote:
lshuge
And especially
Posted on 3/24/19 at 2:55 pm to lshuge
Guy- you remind me of the 20 letter in the alphabet.
Girl- there are 26 letters, not 20
Guy- I’m sorry, I forgot U,R,A,Q,T.
Girl- that’s only 25
Guy- that’s right, I’ll give you that D latter.
Girl- there are 26 letters, not 20
Guy- I’m sorry, I forgot U,R,A,Q,T.
Girl- that’s only 25
Guy- that’s right, I’ll give you that D latter.
Posted on 3/24/19 at 3:05 pm to YMCA
Nice
Posted on 3/24/19 at 3:12 pm to YMCA
quote:
Guy- you remind me of the 20 letter in the alphabet.
Girl- there are 26 letters, not 20
Guy- I’m sorry, I forgot U,R,A,Q,T.
Girl- that’s only 25
Guy- that’s right, I’ll give you that D latter.
Good one. It would probably even work better if the Guy said, "later".
This post was edited on 3/24/19 at 3:13 pm
Posted on 3/24/19 at 3:28 pm to IonaTiger
Sweetheart, you have 206 bones in your body...how would you like 207 later tonight?
Posted on 3/24/19 at 3:36 pm to lshuge
Whisper in their ear...Tickle your arse with a feather
This post was edited on 3/24/19 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 3/24/19 at 3:38 pm to lshuge
quote:In Alabama it's "Nice tooth."
What's the best pickup line
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