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Why does Gordon McKernan think anyone cares about his family or his dogs?
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:21 pm
Why is this dude wasting all this money on tv commercials that are basically home movies.
I don’t give a shite about you kid playing football. No college recruiter is watching your shitty tv commercials and thinking to themselves that is a kid we have to recruit
I don’t care about your new dog. It makes zero difference on if someone will hire you to represent them.
I don’t care that your daughter is moving away for college.
Why is this fricktard filling the local Baton Rouge airways with his home movies??
Can he go back to climbing on the top of semi trucks and begging for clients the old fashion way??
*end rant
Can we get some McKernan memes in this thread now?
I don’t give a shite about you kid playing football. No college recruiter is watching your shitty tv commercials and thinking to themselves that is a kid we have to recruit
I don’t care about your new dog. It makes zero difference on if someone will hire you to represent them.
I don’t care that your daughter is moving away for college.
Why is this fricktard filling the local Baton Rouge airways with his home movies??
Can he go back to climbing on the top of semi trucks and begging for clients the old fashion way??
*end rant
Can we get some McKernan memes in this thread now?
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Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:22 pm to SPEEDY
Because a marketing firm told him to go that way.
Those firms are incredibly sophisticated and data driven, btw.
Those firms are incredibly sophisticated and data driven, btw.
This post was edited on 3/12/19 at 9:23 pm
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:23 pm to SPEEDY
ol gordon has triggered you, huh speedster? 
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:24 pm to SPEEDY
I figure he hates the dog and wants nothing to do with it normally.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:25 pm to SPEEDY
When you make so much money and surround yourself with people who flatter you, don't be surprised if you expect people to smile and clap every time you come and go.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:25 pm to SPEEDY
Dumb people eat that shite up
This post was edited on 3/12/19 at 9:26 pm
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:25 pm to SPEEDY
Well, it’s working. Your dumbass started a thread about it.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:26 pm to SPEEDY
his daughters tho 
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:27 pm to SPEEDY
The answer:
It makes him money
It makes him money
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:27 pm to SPEEDY
Everyone in this thread would lick his daughter Riley’s a-hole though
This post was edited on 3/12/19 at 9:28 pm
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:27 pm to SPEEDY
Well the kid does have a pedigree considering his grandfathers are Jimmy Field a pretty damn good quarterback at LSU and Jerry McKernon a pretty good basketball player at LSU as well.
And what’s not to like about Penny the 4 lb bundle of joy?
And what’s not to like about Penny the 4 lb bundle of joy?
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:28 pm to SPEEDY
Hey dumbass, the point of advertising is to get your brand out there. You are doing just that for him right now. You lose
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:28 pm to SPEEDY
quote:
Why is this fricktard filling the local Baton Rouge airways with his home movies??
Sounds like he’s preparing to run for office.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:28 pm to SPEEDY
For I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me
– Exodus 20:3-17
Probably on a Gordon Interstate Billboard along I-110.
– Exodus 20:3-17
Probably on a Gordon Interstate Billboard along I-110.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:31 pm to SPEEDY
Estate tax planning. Pay your kids to be in the commercial.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:31 pm to SPEEDY
John 3:16
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:33 pm to SPEEDY
quote:
Why is this dude wasting all this money on tv commercials that are basically home movies.
Dude prolly spends 250k a month on advertising b/w bill boards, Internet and commercial advertising and makes 5Xs that in revenue at a minimum off of it. Pretty sure he has his own section of folks that handle his shite at Lamar. In other words he ain’t wasting anything.
Callahan too.... don’t let that dude off easy. Would love to have a commercial that says... “how do millionaire injury attorneys afford to build a multistory building in downtown Baton Rouge.... with a team of attorneys filling bullshite lawsuits all day everyday cause our bullshite laws let them.”
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:33 pm to SPEEDY
Scum of our society those injury lawyers.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 9:36 pm to SPEEDY
He’s a sleazy ambulance chaser. He’s trying to humanize himself and connect with the common, decent folk.
Posted on 3/12/19 at 10:05 pm to SPEEDY
Only thing I can figure is he wants to be relatable and friendly. There’s like a million injury attorneys to pick from so I think he is just doing what he can to keep his face out there.
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