Want the ultimate advantage for a Sonic fight?

for running away?

Pretend to be their friend first & buy them any of the fried food off of the menu. Instant heart burn & potential diarrhea. Advantage - you

I always wear red shoes to Sonic to hide the splatter

That is still one of the best videos of all time and we got to know several of the major players.

Those blonde women look like some 1980s WWF tag team coming out and swinging in the Jean jackets.

Ole cock strong boy and lil man were jawing each other with the "You stop. No you. No you..." until he let loose them cannons.

Those shoes...

This is a reminder to Costa wearing, jeans tucked into their boots baws, don't frick with old men in New Balance's.

Cheese sticks?

Spicy chicken fingers...no napkins.

Had a relative try to break up two Democrats fighting at Sonic recently. Male and woman. The man hitting her full force. The relative went up and the man tried to come at him. He got kicked in the chest a few times in his attempt (the man). Then the lady got after my relative and he ended up getting back in his truck while they re-started their fight. Learned a lesson.

If an ole baw rolls up with these, a white t-shirt and white cap you know he's done time.