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re: American ISIS bride begs the US to let her go back to Alabama

Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:57 am to
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13509 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:57 am to
frick her. She deserves to die over there with the rest of her goatfricking boyfriends.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84071 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:58 am to
She would only come back and be part of a sleeper cell.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
43152 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:30 am to
Nope. She should have no right to come back to the United States, and absolutely should not be allowed to step foot in Alabama.

She’s committed treason by the way, so all that awaits her here is a tiny prison cell in a federal prison.
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 9:38 am
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17144 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:30 am to
Life has consequences
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
45253 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:43 am to
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American ISIS bride begs the US to let her go back to Alabama


Absolutely no fricking way. She made her decision and she gets to live with it.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 9:51 am to
Posted by lsualum01
Member since Sep 2008
1755 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:02 am to
Can we at least see what's under the burka?
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10252 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:25 am to
I would accept her kids back if family was willing to take care of them. Her. Enjoy you new life. You earned it.
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
6606 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:27 am to
She the one that’s pregnant? Heard them on the radio taking about a woman that’s late into pregnancy wanting to come back.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38923 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:29 am to
What is treason these days?
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33285 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:35 am to
quote:

American ISIS bride begs the US to let her go back to Alabama


Bismillah, we will not let you go,
Will not let you go.
Will not let you go.
Ohhhh oh oh oh
No. No. No. No No. No. NO!

Seriously, let her back in under the condition that she spends the next 2 yrs touring high schools and warning girls not to be dumbasses.

Oh Mamma-Mia, Mamma-Mia...
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 10:38 am
Posted by Jp1LSU
Fiji
Member since Oct 2005
2542 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 10:45 am to
Who wouldn’t consider marrying into ISIS to escape living in Bama?
No blame given.
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
6904 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 11:01 am to
quote:

Now, having lost two of her three jihadi fighter husbands and living in a squalid refugee camp, she claims to have been brainwashed and made a 'big mistake' when she travelled to Syria.



Awwww, how sad


quote:

In a 2015 tweet she wrote: 'You have much to do while you live under our greatest enemy, enough of your sleeping! 'Go on drive-bys and spill all of their blood, or rent a big truck and drive all over them. Veterans, Patriot, Memorial etc Day parades..go on drive by's + spill all of their blood or rent a big truck n drive all over them. Kill them.'


How about we let you back in, but then all americans get to run you over with a big truck. Go frick yourself. Calling her a piece of shite is disrespectful to shite
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
11810 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 11:13 am to
Scew that b.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 11:26 am to
Oh, sorry, the best we can do launch the Trident II that kills her from the USS Alabama.

Is that close enough?

PROTIP: Trick question. The Trident II is astro-inertially guided with GPS capability and, in its low-yield configuration, is tipped with eight 100 kiloton MIRVs. It's ALWAYS close enough.

ETA: By the way, Crimson Tide is an awesome movie.
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 3:27 pm
Posted by SlidellTiger
Madisonville, La
Member since Jan 2004
1461 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 11:34 am to
GITMO
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21632 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 11:35 am to
that would be a big no.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 11:41 am to
The Canadians have a phrase for her decision.



Let her stay in the shite.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48700 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 11:44 am to
She now tells us that she made a mistake. She "misunderstood" the dictates of her Islamic faith. She is lying to us. She is now lying to our faces because she still considers us all to be soft-hearted, ignorant and contemptible non-believers.

The fact is that, when she went East to help ISIS, she was exactly following the dictates of her Islamic Faith. The Most Holy Koran directly and absolutely supports what she did. In every way, the Koran exhorts Muslims to make war to the death against non-believer nations like the USA, when such nations make war on Muslims.

She must be told that any return to the USA will be in chains headed to US FedGov custody, already charged with appropriate US FedGov crimes such as Treason. Her children will be placed into foster custody while she remains in prison pending her trial. There can be no pre-trial freedom for her because she is an obvious flight risk.

I hope that God wills it.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29799 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 11:45 am to
That face belongs on a milk carton


This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 11:46 am
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