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re: I think my upstairs neighbor is a craigslist ho--update p6 & p.s.police called

Posted on 1/14/19 at 5:36 pm to
Posted by LSUMBA91
The Holy City
Member since Nov 2007
224 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 5:36 pm to
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Are you going to answer if she is attractive or not?



Never seen her. But I'm gonna guess that she's not for a couple reasons:

1. Good looking girls can generally get by with only 1 john aka a husband. Despite what Hollywood portrays, women who have sex for money with multiple men per day aren't Julia Roberts. Based on the prostitution ring busts, they are unattractive.

2. She lives 'alone' with a yappy dog. And lets it watch her have the secks.


I will update around this evening around 9 or 10 if I get irate and go knock on the door.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13608 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 5:45 pm to
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I will update around this evening around 9 or 10 if I get irate and go knock on the door


Make sure you have your phone at your waist with the shutter sound turned off. Maybe try to fake like you got a text if the moment calls for it and you think you can get away with it.

You can usually use the power button to sneakily snap the pictures if you have an Android, that way you're not having to look at the screen to find the shutter button.

Godspeed.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16291 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 5:49 pm to
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I will update around this evening around 9 or 10 if I get irate and go knock on the door.


1. Since you are a girl, please wear a long jacket with only lingerie underneath.

2. When you start arguing with her, let the coat fall open.

3. Report back to the OT.

4. Profit
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 5:52 pm to
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They no longer have those allowed on craigslist


They’re just in a different section now.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 6:14 pm to
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Ever thought of cashing in and taking her clients?
quote:

LSUMBA91

Well, she's trained to frick people out of money. It works on so many levels!
This post was edited on 1/14/19 at 6:17 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120765 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 6:38 pm to
Id say youre an alter but registered for 10 years with 100 posts you certainly played the long game well
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29797 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 6:40 pm to
Liar

Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
6036 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 6:54 pm to
You should mind your own business
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 6:57 pm to
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You should mind your own business



Probably best considering she has a daughter.
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:01 pm to
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I was kind of jealous the first week, but now it's just that berserker rage that takes over when I need to get up early in the morning and some a-hole's dog is barking non-stop and they are RIGHT THERE to do something about it.


After you posted this...

quote:

ps I am not a dude.


Was unnecessary.
This post was edited on 1/15/19 at 9:08 am
Posted by RobbBobb
Matt Flynn, BCS MVP
Member since Feb 2007
28083 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:14 pm to
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ps I am not a dude.

quote:

I was kind of jealous the first week,

your craiglist ad not get any action? This confused me?
Posted by 3D
NJ
Member since Sep 2013
1035 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:30 pm to
your def not being neighborly..... that poor dog prob requires proper counseling
Posted by FreeState
Member since Jun 2012
3201 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:44 pm to
I am certainly not asking nor would I expect you to give out your address.

But could you give us HER address?
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3235 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 7:57 pm to
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They’re just in a different section now.


Which one?

That way I know never to go there
Posted by LSUMBA91
The Holy City
Member since Nov 2007
224 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 8:20 pm to
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Probably best considering she has a daughter.


quote:

You should mind your own business


I emailed the apt manager that the woman's dog was barking for hours, every night for a week straight. This is week 2. I'm minding my own business and trying to sleep.

A neighbor's inconsiderate behavior that affects my ability to sleep, which in turn affects my ability to work and provide for said daughter IS MY BUSINESS.

After observing my neighbor for the past 2 weeks, and listening to the yelling in the parking lot, I seriously think she may be a hooker. Or not.

My options are to call the police and hope my neighbor's still humping with the hound (and pray for no retaliatory action against my vehicle or person) or endure in frustrated silence for 4 more months.

So why not let the OT have some fun? See if the sleuths can suss out the perpetrator? Or at least make me laugh since there's not much else I can do.

Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120765 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 8:25 pm to
Lets hear more about you babydoll.

Whats your story? Where is baby daddy?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30769 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 8:26 pm to
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Never seen her

quote:

that the woman's dog

How do you know it’s a woman if you’ve never seen her?
This post was edited on 1/14/19 at 8:27 pm
Posted by LSUMBA91
The Holy City
Member since Nov 2007
224 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 8:30 pm to
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How do you know it’s a woman if you’ve never seen her?




Response from apt manager said, "She says she doesn't have a dog."

So maybe she plays a recording of a barking dog for this fetish group she entertains.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27597 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 8:31 pm to
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So maybe she plays a recording of a barking dog for this fetish group she entertains.


Um...

She's into puppy play.
Posted by LSUMBA91
The Holy City
Member since Nov 2007
224 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 8:33 pm to
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Id say youre an alter but registered for 10 years with 100 posts you certainly played the long game well


Thanks to this thread, my baby daddy now knows my TD handle, so I'm gonna have to start all over with a new name.
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