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re: I think my upstairs neighbor is a craigslist ho--update p6 & p.s.police called

Posted on 1/14/19 at 8:36 pm to
Posted by tigahbruh
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
2858 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 8:36 pm to
Maybe she's a furry fetish ho? The barking is all part of it?
Start playing loud recordings of cats meowing.
Ante up.
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3155 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 8:40 pm to
quote:


Thanks to this thread, my baby daddy now knows my TD handle, so I'm gonna have to start all over with a new name.


Worried he’s going to come downstairs and want to work things out?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30374 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 8:40 pm to
Can you post some pics of yourself...for my boy Walt?
Posted by wizziko
New Jersey Nets Fan
Member since Jan 2006
35881 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 8:44 pm to
Lauren?
Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13546 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

My options are to call the police and hope my neighbor's still humping with the hound (and pray for no retaliatory action against my vehicle or person) or endure in frustrated silence for 4 more months. 



Is it just your two units in the building or is there others connected as well? If you're only one of several people that COULD'VE called she won't retaliate, honestly she probably wouldn't either way.

I'd 1000% let the property manager know either way. Call the cops if it gets too bad, they'll handle it too. People call them all the time when neighbors' dogs are going apeshit to the point that it disturbs the peace, it's not uncommon at all; there's probably even something about it in your rental agreement as far as the pets that are allowed.

Don't feel like a POS for wanting your peace and quiet, especially when you have a kid. You're paying good money to live there, I wouldn't feel guilty about it in the least if it were me. Just frame it as the dog barking incessantly - leave out the suspicions.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38599 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 8:45 pm to
Does she purchase unusually large amounts of peanut butter?
Posted by Lickitty Split
Inside
Member since Apr 2017
3911 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 8:46 pm to
Genius- she has a recording of a loud dog to scare her johns into leaving and not robbing her.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13546 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

Thanks to this thread, my baby daddy now knows my TD handle, so I'm gonna have to start all over with a new name.


Wait, what.

You can't just brush past this without details
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22453 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 8:58 pm to
Jamonica?


Just what have you gotten baby Orangejello into now? ( And I'm still not buying the story on what happened to Lemonjello. There are no dingos in BR. I Googled it.)
Posted by Fishwater
Carcosa
Member since Aug 2010
5834 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 9:20 pm to
She probably is just a busy girl on Tinder or Bumble...
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

She probably is just a busy girl on Tinder or Bumble


Apparently I’m doing these apps wrong.
Posted by LSUMBA91
Texas
Member since Nov 2007
221 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:04 pm to
quote:

She probably is just a busy girl on Tinder or Bumble..


Well. Word's out now. Been relatively quiet for the last thirty minutes and 9-11 is prime time happy hour.

Maybe the OT has worked its magic? Or maybe it's Maybelline?


Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:15 pm to
Maybe she had to travel to a higher paying client tonight? Don’t make the mistake of assuming your plight has ended because of a brief reprieve from dogs barking and calling gents.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38599 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:17 pm to
quote:

Maybe the OT has worked its magic? Or maybe it's Maybelline?

Maybe she ate ethnic food for dinner.
Posted by LSU999
Member since Nov 2012
9119 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:46 pm to
If that woman is up there doing that much damage, her shite is going to look worse than Hope Solo’s wizard sleeves from the fappening celebrity pics.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17617 posts
Posted on 1/14/19 at 10:57 pm to
Still merits investigation.

Now, what I'll need from you.....

I'll need to know where you live of course, and I'll need somewhere to investigate from. Where could I, Oh, I can use your place. Preferable late evening into early morning. Just send me the details and we can iron out the scheduling later.
Posted by sabanisarustedspoke
Member since Jan 2007
4947 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 12:19 am to
quote:

You should offer to be her pimp. Although I've heard it ain't easy.




Yea and you have to be careful with that because I've also heard it's hard out there for them.
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:09 am to
Bump for the daytime OT sleuths.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8435 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:21 am to
quote:

Response from apt manager said, "She says she doesn't have a dog."
That just means she didn't pay the pet deposit.
Posted by vodka
Member since Sep 2018
1843 posts
Posted on 1/15/19 at 9:52 am to
The site all the hoes use now is skip the games.eu
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