How do you deal with IRS Scammers from India?

They will DOG cuss you if you enjoy hating on them pre-emptively. It's worth recording and putting on the internet. You can get unfathomable gold. You prank the prank caller.

I’ve had a warrant out for my arrest for like 9 months now from the IRS, but they for some reason haven’t gotten around to doing more than a computer message claiming to be a member of the local police.

I always say they sound sexy and ask what kind of underwear they have on.

Beg for them to not put me in jail...then start giving them numbers when they want a credit card start saying some numbers...then I say...oh no Muhammad....the phone...it's breaking up. 4498...did you get that, frick don't put me in jail..sir...i can hear you..what Muhammad...end call

The last call I got went like this:

After the pre-record message and I pressed 1 to speak with someone.


Indian dude: Hello, how may I help you?

Mr. Drebin: FUUUUUUCK YOOOOU!

Indian Dude: Ah! you want to frick me huh. No frick you!

Mr. Drebin: (LAUGHING) Stop fricking Calling.

Indian Dude: (LAUGHING) You want to frick me in the poosie you motherfricker you.

(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)

Mrs. Drebin: HANG UP THE GOD DAMN PHONE THE KIDS ARE IN THE CAR!!



EDIT TO ADD
I think I through in a "not today ISIS" somewhere as well.

I don't answer any numbers that aren't saved in my phone. If it's important they will leave a message. One of my co-workers always answers with a borderline racist Indian accent or tells them that they have called a FBI office and asks who they are and how they got this number. As stupid as it sounds, they usually hang up right after he answers.

I tell them to hold on while I grab my information then set the phone down and go back to what I was doing.. Sometimes the SOB's will hang on for like 5 minutes.

I love fricking with those scammers. One of my favorites is when they ask for my SSN I give them 10 digits, and when they say i gave too many digits I say take off the last one.

I play along if I’m bored until they get pissed and hang up, true story. Mostly just ignore strange numbers.

Just tell them "Kashmir is forever Pakistani!"