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Best man blows grooms penis right off
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:20 pm
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:20 pm
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:22 pm to OWLFAN86
I'm guessing that marriage is likely off.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:22 pm to OWLFAN86
That guy should get a free pass to murder all who thought that was a good idea.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:23 pm to OWLFAN86
Was this a wedding in College Station?
Lots of penis blowing there I hear.
Lots of penis blowing there I hear.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:25 pm to OWLFAN86
Did he at least offer to bang the guys new wife while the groom is recovering?
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:28 pm to OWLFAN86
I bet you your eyes lit up until you realized it had nothing with a dude giving another dude a BJ.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:30 pm to OWLFAN86
Owlie—-what were you searching in order to come across this story?
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:31 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
“The best man blindfolded the groom and then taped the bottle rocket to his penis before lighting it
definitely some white frat boy shite.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:34 pm to OWLFAN86
Don't frick with them Thundercrackers.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:34 pm to OWLFAN86
How does one become a firework expert?
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:54 pm to OWLFAN86
guessing the best gift for the bride now is a case of C-sized batteries.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:56 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
Witnesses stated, the men were all celebrating a bachelor party, when the night took a tragic turn for the worst. “It was just another prank we were playing on the groom, we had seen it done on youtube, we thought it would be really funny”
Geez, how dumb are his friends? Seriously how fricking goddam stupid can you be?
"Hurrr derr it worked on YouTube durrd"
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:56 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:Just another blow-hum day for the average Rice fan.
Best man blows grooms penis
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Posted on 8/20/18 at 7:04 pm to OWLFAN86
With friends like these, who needs enemies?
This post was edited on 8/20/18 at 7:05 pm
Posted on 8/20/18 at 7:08 pm to OWLFAN86
I want to sincerely thank my Best Man, who occasionally posts on here, for not blindfolding me and attaching small explosives to my genitals at our Las Vegas Bachelor Party in the Spring of 2001.
Thank you NP!!
Thank you NP!!
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:00 pm to OWLFAN86
how is this not on Page Eight after nearly two hours posted?
On cringe alone, I would guess 9 pages. Seven more pages on bad jokes.
And the ubiquitous "I've seen more grossly burned and obliterated genitals in the quad on a Wednesday."
On cringe alone, I would guess 9 pages. Seven more pages on bad jokes.
And the ubiquitous "I've seen more grossly burned and obliterated genitals in the quad on a Wednesday."
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