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Best man blows grooms penis right off

Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:20 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176150 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:20 pm
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not a good blow job, so didnt post on soccer board
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48781 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:22 pm to
I'm guessing that marriage is likely off.
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40744 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:22 pm to
That guy should get a free pass to murder all who thought that was a good idea.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:23 pm to
Was this a wedding in College Station?

Lots of penis blowing there I hear.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21585 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:25 pm to
Did he at least offer to bang the guys new wife while the groom is recovering?
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25229 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:26 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114040 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:28 pm to
I bet you your eyes lit up until you realized it had nothing with a dude giving another dude a BJ.
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11430 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:30 pm to
Owlie—-what were you searching in order to come across this story?
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18817 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:31 pm to
quote:

“The best man blindfolded the groom and then taped the bottle rocket to his penis before lighting it



definitely some white frat boy shite.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63542 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:34 pm to
Don't frick with them Thundercrackers.
Posted by al_cajun
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2017
2442 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:34 pm to
How does one become a firework expert?
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29265 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:36 pm to
You can't fix stupid.
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:49 pm to
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7943 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:52 pm to
Honeymoon is over
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:54 pm to
guessing the best gift for the bride now is a case of C-sized batteries.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61359 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

Witnesses stated, the men were all celebrating a bachelor party, when the night took a tragic turn for the worst. “It was just another prank we were playing on the groom, we had seen it done on youtube, we thought it would be really funny” 



Geez, how dumb are his friends? Seriously how fricking goddam stupid can you be?


"Hurrr derr it worked on YouTube durrd"

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65887 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

Best man blows grooms penis
Just another blow-hum day for the average Rice fan.


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Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
58193 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 7:04 pm to
With friends like these, who needs enemies?
This post was edited on 8/20/18 at 7:05 pm
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7855 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 7:08 pm to
I want to sincerely thank my Best Man, who occasionally posts on here, for not blindfolding me and attaching small explosives to my genitals at our Las Vegas Bachelor Party in the Spring of 2001.

Thank you NP!!
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7855 posts
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:00 pm to
how is this not on Page Eight after nearly two hours posted?

On cringe alone, I would guess 9 pages. Seven more pages on bad jokes.

And the ubiquitous "I've seen more grossly burned and obliterated genitals in the quad on a Wednesday."
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