re: For Those Seeking Reinstatement To The Site...

Han_solo1988 LINK

1. Username, with a link to the user's public profile page ...this is important!

LINK

2. Estimated length of suspension

Infinite?

3. Is this their first suspension?

Yes, he started posting because of how much I talked about this site. He began lurking for awhile before signing up.

4. What they did to get suspended? (please be specific and factual)

Multiple Usernames although he only had one. He did then create and attempt to use different ones after but the Hano_Solo1988 was his original yet he still got the "Only one username" message.

5. Have they been previously suspended for the reason indicated in No. 4?

It was his first for Han_Solo1988 when it got banned.

6. A pledge not to break any rule in the future

He wanted me to express: "I will forever and always only use one name, Han_Solo1988, if allowed to post again and gladly be a contributing member to the TD world. Never again will I fall back to my sins of the past!"

7. Lavish praise for the admin team (limited to three sentences)

"I will forever be in debt to Chicken and the TD gawds if given one more chance. While I will never rise to the level in life as the TD gawds, I wish to bask in your gloriousness. I look forward to being a loyal and subservient surf to my kings!"

1. goldennugget
2. Almost a year
3. Probably not
4. something involving hebrews or was it homebrews?
5. more likely than not
6. not until stronger evidence exists, the burden of proof is not on goldennugget
7. what is lavish praise, is that like a cajun dish?

1. No8Easy2
2. Couple of months
3. I think so
4. He wouldn't tell me
5. no
6. No more rule breaking
7. Lavish praise for the admin team
8. No8Easy2 represents TD very well at the Calandros rare whiskey and bourbon raffle every year.

Free Arse

1. arseinclarse
2. 2 months
3. Lulz
4. He started a prayer request for his cousin who had an abortion. By abortion he meant that she dropped a jar of prego sauce.
5. No
6. In the name of the father, son and holy chicken, he promises to be respectful to others
7. Fred gives him a tingle down his leg

1. Username: LucasP
2. Estimated length of suspension: lifetime
3. Is this their first suspension: Highly doubtful
4. What they did to get suspended: LucasP was baited into saying something bad. LucasP is a very well liked troll whose sarcasm is sorely missed. He crossed the line but we beg for mercy
5. Have they been previously suspended for the reason indicated in No. 4: Not for those exact words
6. A pledge not to break any rule in the future: LucasP isn't the troll admins want but he's troll tOT needs...
7. Lavish praise for the admin team: Chicken and TigerFred do a bang up job killing productivity in Louisiana by running the greatest website for bored white guys on the planet. They are well on their way to destroying the American economy as more bored white guys discover their magical appeal.

1. Gumbodave LINK
2. 10 months
3. First
4. Harassed posters over generational gaps.
5. No
6. He pledges to behave.
7. I want to have your babies.

Elleshoe

Banned since January

He’s been suspended before

I believe he melted after the Saints melted

He has been suspended for similar instances not quite as harrowing as that particular instance

Elleshoe pledges his best behavior

The toughest part of being banned is the distance between the ban-er and the ban-ee. Elleshoe misses the dialogue with his beloved administrators.

1. TDsngumbo
2. Approximately two months
3. Nope
4. He's not entirely sure but says he logged into an alter account and thinks that may be it.
5. I think so
6. He says he'll never use an alter again. Especially since all of them are banned as well.
7. The admins run a tight ship and for that gumbo is thankful. They make the site into the place he misses so much and would cry like the little bitch he is if he can't get back in. He misses all his buddies here even if they don't miss him back.

1. meauxjeaux2
2. Estimated length of suspension -over a year
3. Is this their first suspension? no
4. What they did to get suspended? (please be specific and factual) - Made a post about Chauna Banks and all black lacrosse team that was racial.
5. Have they been previously suspended for the reason indicated in No. 4? yes
6. A pledge not to break any rule in the future - He promises to not post racial posts again and has had a long time to reflect on his mistake.
7. Lavish praise for the admin team (limited to three sentences) TD Admins are very good at keeping the site a good place for all to visit. They are the reason TD is the top sports based website in the country.