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Ugandan President Wants To Ban Oral Sex! "The Mouth Is For Eating, Not for Sex".
Posted on 4/18/18 at 5:20 pm
Posted on 4/18/18 at 5:20 pm
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Posted on 4/18/18 at 5:21 pm to Byrdybyrd05
And he said this while receiving head........
Posted on 4/18/18 at 5:22 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I guess me wife is a supporter of the Ugandan President then
Posted on 4/18/18 at 5:23 pm to Byrdybyrd05
It's against the law in Louisiana.
ETA: Necrophilia is not against the law however.
ETA: Necrophilia is not against the law however.
This post was edited on 4/18/18 at 5:28 pm
Posted on 4/18/18 at 5:23 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Posted on 4/18/18 at 5:24 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Many local US governments ban sodomy. Probably oral sex too.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 5:24 pm to Byrdybyrd05
#AzzEatnSzn
Posted on 4/18/18 at 5:24 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Posted on 4/18/18 at 5:28 pm to Byrdybyrd05
quote:He'll still be Trumped.
He will be the worst president in the world if this happens.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 5:31 pm to Byrdybyrd05
#notmyprez
Posted on 4/18/18 at 5:37 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I guess we can already assume where he stands regarding butt stuff...
Posted on 4/18/18 at 5:38 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Pretty sure it’s still a crime in the majority of southern states.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 5:44 pm to Byrdybyrd05
The puss is for peeing. Ban sex.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 5:46 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Here's my funny mouth/sex story ...
I was a Project Manager for an Industrial Contractor in L.A. One year, the PMs, who were all white guys, took the Field Superintendant and the Foremen, who were all brown guys, to Rosarita Beach for a few days. Drinking and hijinks ensue ...
After a couple of days of drinking and not so careful consideration, about 15 of us drove 50 or 60 miles to fricking Tijuana. We did the typical TJ shite. What got strange was that one of the PMs took a hooker back to Rosarita. I don't know what the frick he was thinking, but I don't think kidnapping a prostitute is allowed. Even in Mexico.
The next morning, when the non-idiots found out there was a teenaged hooker in the other house, we got her paid off and had a couple of our native Mexican foremen bring her home. The PM is proud of himself and tells us about his evening in excruciating detail, including eating her pussy. I was sitting next to our oldest foreman, who was a very rough and tumble character. He looked at me in disgust and while shaking his head said in his fractured English, "Jeeem (Jim) is a nasty motherfricker. With the hooker, you do not use the tongue." Armando was a very wise man.
I was a Project Manager for an Industrial Contractor in L.A. One year, the PMs, who were all white guys, took the Field Superintendant and the Foremen, who were all brown guys, to Rosarita Beach for a few days. Drinking and hijinks ensue ...
After a couple of days of drinking and not so careful consideration, about 15 of us drove 50 or 60 miles to fricking Tijuana. We did the typical TJ shite. What got strange was that one of the PMs took a hooker back to Rosarita. I don't know what the frick he was thinking, but I don't think kidnapping a prostitute is allowed. Even in Mexico.
The next morning, when the non-idiots found out there was a teenaged hooker in the other house, we got her paid off and had a couple of our native Mexican foremen bring her home. The PM is proud of himself and tells us about his evening in excruciating detail, including eating her pussy. I was sitting next to our oldest foreman, who was a very rough and tumble character. He looked at me in disgust and while shaking his head said in his fractured English, "Jeeem (Jim) is a nasty motherfricker. With the hooker, you do not use the tongue." Armando was a very wise man.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 6:22 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Do you travel to Uganda frequently?
Posted on 4/18/18 at 6:25 pm to Byrdybyrd05
U gan and lost your dan mind Mr. president
Posted on 4/18/18 at 6:30 pm to Byrdybyrd05
How the hell do you enforce this?
Posted on 4/18/18 at 6:32 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Not many things would make Aggies actually fight.
This is the deaf Aggie’s sign language answer to the question:
“How does giving head make you feel?”
This is the deaf Aggie’s sign language answer to the question:
“How does giving head make you feel?”
Posted on 4/18/18 at 6:34 pm to Byrdybyrd05
And this is why Wakanda will forever be the greatest African country.
Posted on 4/18/18 at 6:35 pm to Byrdybyrd05
That sucks. This is really a blow to freedom.
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