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Latest, greatest minority. Zoophiles!
Posted on 3/27/18 at 6:10 am
Posted on 3/27/18 at 6:10 am
CNSNEWS
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The recently crowned Best Picture is about a woman getting freaky with a fish-man hybrid thing. And the fantasy seems to have created a stir among a certain segment of the alt-left. Since the markets abhor a vacuum, Shape of Water-inspired dildos are earning rave reviews at places like Slate. But the Huffington Post’s Ashley Feinberg has no time for mere baubles of unfulfilled aquatic fantasy. She found a fish fornication expert to review “The Shape of Water." Malcolm J. Brenner sleeps with the fishes. Or, he did, back in the 1970s. And it was an aquatic mammal, not a fish. But the fact is, according to Feinberg, Brenner “fell in love with and ultimately made love to a dolphin named Dolly.” On porpoise! (Sorry.) Brenner later wrote a book about the fling, and was the subject of a documentary (trailor below). He calls himself a “zoophile,” but he’s no love ‘em and leave ‘em playboy. Feinberg tells us Brenner “draws a careful distinction between zoophiles and mere bestialists … the latter “might just have sex with an animal and walk away,” while the former “is someone who has tender or caring emotions for their animal partner.” You know where this is going, right? Feinberg notes that “‘The Shape of Water’ ... frames its interspecies romance in social-justice terms.” Yep. Brenner and other zoophiles are a repressed minority, misunderstood by hidebound traditionalist society. Brenner says he’s had bigots “threatening to go Lorena Bobbitt on me because I made love with a Feedback “I’m hoping that in a more enlightened future,” he tells Feinberg, “zoophilia will be no more regarded as controversial or harmful than interracial sex is today.” Love wins!
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I would like to think that society will become less religious, because the prohibitions in Leviticus are the only conceivable basis for any laws against bestiality. I can’t see that my boffing my dog has any effect on society, good or ill, as long as I’m not hurting her or abusing her. Laws against animal cruelty ought to be sufficient without criminalizing the act of interspecies sex, which organizations like PETA are trying to do.”
This post was edited on 3/27/18 at 6:37 am
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Posted on 3/27/18 at 6:16 am to Revelator
Ya know. I oppose bestiality laws on pure liberty grounds but that said, I am not exactly willing to go to political war for these freaks
And i damned sure am never going to frame them as being oppressed or their critics as bigots for rightly calling them freaks.
Sorry dude. You fricked a dolphin. I may not want you in jail, but you are still a fricking weirdo i want nowhere near me.
And i damned sure am never going to frame them as being oppressed or their critics as bigots for rightly calling them freaks.
Sorry dude. You fricked a dolphin. I may not want you in jail, but you are still a fricking weirdo i want nowhere near me.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 6:30 am to Revelator
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Since the markets abhor a vacuum, Shape of Water-inspired dildos are earning rave reviews at places like Slate. Since the markets abhor a vacuum, Shape of Water-inspired dildos are earning rave reviews at places like Slate.
So good they had to say it twice?
Posted on 3/27/18 at 6:34 am to Revelator
This whole mess started when we gave women and blacks the vote.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 6:34 am to Revelator
hahahahahaha
I knew it
I am telling you, in 10,15,20 years they will push for legal fricking of little kids.
I knew it
I am telling you, in 10,15,20 years they will push for legal fricking of little kids.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 6:58 am to Revelator
In western law, the prohibitions against homosexuality, incest, and bestiality all originate in the same place. You cannot toss one without undermining them all.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 7:00 am to Revelator
So no shame in Hollywood then???? No way!
They continue to creep out everyone but themselves
They continue to creep out everyone but themselves
Posted on 3/27/18 at 7:04 am to Revelator
They're a majority in Tuscaloosa.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 7:21 am to Revelator
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a certain segment of the alt-left.
bullshite! Everyone on the Left is alt-Left.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 7:43 am to Revelator
Read /UV/ thought of Rex/ noted Zoophile
Posted on 3/27/18 at 7:47 am to Revelator
I mean, we technically don’t have their consent to kill them either, but we do that.
Still, “don’t frick goats” should be a pretty standard prohibition
Still, “don’t frick goats” should be a pretty standard prohibition
Posted on 3/27/18 at 8:06 am to Revelator
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quote: I would like to think that society will become less religious, because the prohibitions in Leviticus are the only conceivable basis for any laws against bestiality. I can’t see that my boffing my dog has any effect on society, good or ill, as long as I’m not hurting her or abusing her. Laws against animal cruelty ought to be sufficient without criminalizing the act of interspecies sex, which organizations like PETA are trying to do.”
Countless times I've said and many others have said that this whacked out BS was coming and society would slowly normalize this craziness as acceptable behavior. Truth is God warned man and forbid man to commit the sin of beastiallity. Every time another type of sinful behavior is normalized we conservative Christians tell the wretched where it's leading and then the opposition tells us to drop the slippery slope crapola.
When I say the Prog/Dims are the "Slippery Slope" party that's not hyperbole.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 8:18 am to Revelator
You know what else is an oppressed minority?
Pedophiles.
They need more oppression.
Pedophiles.
They need more oppression.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 8:33 am to Revelator
Where's Toddy?? I'm sure he would be all up in this... surely he has an opinion on such goings on.. 
Posted on 3/27/18 at 3:29 pm to Revelator
They were born that way. Don’t judge. They don’t effect you.
Posted on 3/27/18 at 3:36 pm to Revelator
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The recently crowned Best Picture is about a woman getting freaky with a fish-man hybrid thing.
This is a misrepresentation. [spoiler alert]
If you've seen the movie, the woman is actually a fish too. She is a mute (can't talk) and has "scars" on her neck that reveal themselves opening up as gills at the end of the movie as she swims away with the man-fish.
So it's actually same-species sex.
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