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Solve The Riddle My Boss Presented
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:32 am
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:32 am
My boss presents riddles at our monthly luncheon and they are usually extremely lame and solved in 10 seconds but this one got me thinking:
What would happen if two snakes of the same type, size, and length decided they were going to eat the other starting at the other one’s tail?
What would happen if two snakes of the same type, size, and length decided they were going to eat the other starting at the other one’s tail?
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Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:33 am to tigerstripedjacket
AIDS?
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:33 am to tigerstripedjacket
There's too many motherfricking snakes in this motherfricking riddle.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:33 am to tigerstripedjacket
They would kiss? Do snakes kiss?
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:34 am to tigerstripedjacket
Circle jerk joke?
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:34 am to tigerstripedjacket
Depends on their speed of eating...if same they’re at the same pace they’d stop half way. Right?
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:40 am to tigerstripedjacket
1) these would have to be king snakes.
2) They would both realize they were being eaten, regurgitate their own meal, and either fight or slither away from one another.
Tell your boss he is an idiot and doesn’t know shite about snakes.
2) They would both realize they were being eaten, regurgitate their own meal, and either fight or slither away from one another.
Tell your boss he is an idiot and doesn’t know shite about snakes.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:40 am to tigerstripedjacket
It would be a snake tale.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:43 am to tigerstripedjacket
They would become a wheel.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:43 am to tigerstripedjacket
quote:
they are usually extremely lame
This one is no exception
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:43 am to tigerstripedjacket
The one on the right would eat the one on the left
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:45 am to tigerstripedjacket
This is office politics as usual.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:48 am to tigerstripedjacket
Depends
Male / Female - Make more snakes.
Male / Male - gross
Female / Female - Talk about shoes.
Male / Female - Make more snakes.
Male / Male - gross
Female / Female - Talk about shoes.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:52 am to tigerstripedjacket
They would stop halfway forming a circle... A circle of office unity. Then they would be run over by a car.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:53 am to HailToTheChiz
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:53 am to tigerstripedjacket
Your boss eats a-hole. Subtle innuendo in that riddle, but a strong message.
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:54 am to tigerstripedjacket
I googled the answer. This riddle is stupid
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:54 am to tigerstripedjacket
Talk about being snake bit
Posted on 11/17/17 at 6:56 am to CaptainsWafer
Throw out the word “Ouroboros” and google its meaning. Sure to impress. In the case of two snakes eating each other by their tails, it would suggest either that your boss doesn’t quite understand what an ouroboros is (1snake eating its own tail) - or that he is figuratively referring to some kind of “double infinity” or parallel universe existing in your firm’s midst. Perhaps an oblique reference to the ultimate no-win “fail” that is toxic office politics.
This post was edited on 11/17/17 at 6:59 am
Posted on 11/17/17 at 7:00 am to tigerstripedjacket
Obvious answer: at some point one or both would die, which kind of sounds like a stupid team building lesson.
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