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re: Solve The Riddle My Boss Presented

Posted on 11/17/17 at 8:27 am to
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 8:27 am to
ouroboros
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 8:29 am to
quote:

They would stop halfway forming a circle... A circle of office unity. Then they would be run over by a car.

Posted by mikearch
Member since Feb 2007
222 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 8:30 am to
Kris Kardashian would make a video and sell it to the highest bidding website, instantly making stars of the snakes and their dysfunctional families?
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22171 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 8:35 am to
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Depends on their speed of eating...if same they’re at the same pace they’d stop half way. Right?


What if one had a nasty skin rash, would that deter the other from eating? What if one snake was "eating around" and the other snake didn't want the possibilities of a STD?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90701 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 8:40 am to
They wouldn't make it far as they'd pull against each other?
Posted by ElectricWizard0
Member since Jul 2017
2702 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 8:40 am to
So what the frick is the answer
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22171 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 8:41 am to
quote:

They wouldn't make it far as they'd pull against each other?


title of their sex tape
This post was edited on 11/17/17 at 8:42 am
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
24656 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 8:45 am to
quote:

regurgitate their own mea



some marilyn manson type snakes
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13574 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 9:30 am to
You kill both snakes with fire.

Seriously... the answer is a snake 69.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19426 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 9:55 am to
quote:

Solve The Riddle My Boss Presented
My boss presents riddles at our monthly luncheon


You fricked your cuck boss' wife?
Posted by BengalBlood81
Member since Oct 2014
1294 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 9:56 am to
The doctor is the boys mother.
Posted by AUjim
America
Member since Dec 2012
3663 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 9:58 am to
quote:

Both would eat shite and die.


Or would they eat, shite, and die?
Posted by gjackx
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2007
16523 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 10:01 am to
Absolute zero
Posted by trentw
Member since Aug 2015
192 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 10:54 am to
Black hole, baw. do you even science?
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:24 am to
One would fat shame the other causing the shamed one to go bulemic.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:37 am to
Which one is hungrier?

He wins.
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:38 am to
quote:

What would happen if two snakes of the same type, size, and length decided they were going to eat the other starting at the other one’s tail?


should have said "I'd be wearing one badass belt." then slapped the frick out of him for asking such a stupid question.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18866 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:43 am to
Your boss is implying that he wants to partake of some mutual snake eating with you.

You should probably call Gloria Allred.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18866 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:43 am to
Thanks, Edith.
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 11/17/17 at 11:53 am to
A corporate merger.
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