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Taking suggestions to help the Astros bats find the baseball-All suggestions welcome

Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:11 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61386 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:11 pm
Suggestion #1:


Call in ex-Astros great Moises Alou and have him whip his thing out and piss on everyone's hands before the game.

ETA: Voo-doo shite also accepted.
This post was edited on 10/18/17 at 8:22 pm
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
10196 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:13 pm to
Show them footage of the flooding aftermath and let them know that these are the people they are shitting on when they choose to play like quitters.
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17438 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:13 pm to
Tonya Harding
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41246 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

have him whip his thing out and piss on everyone's hands before the game.



Do you know how, I know you went to A&M?
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27327 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:18 pm to
We need to cut the head off a live rooster.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83597 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:18 pm to
They need to just drop their back shoulders and swing up
Posted by MottLaneKid
Gonzales
Member since Apr 2012
4543 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:26 pm to
Another epic Choke job by the Astros.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10852 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:26 pm to
Their coaches just need to tell them to keep their eye on the ball. Worked for me in little league.
Posted by TigerGyp
Lafayette
Member since May 2006
975 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:47 pm to
Throw Orbit in a volcano
Posted by Othello
the Neptonian Steel Mines
Member since Aug 2013
22957 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 8:53 pm to
Keep your eye on the ball.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48545 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:01 pm to
They need to go back to the drawing board studying video of the Yankee pitchers and get some good coaching on how to hit those pitches.

But I don't think that they have time to get better now. That kind of study, practice and improvement takes some time.

I'm shocked at how awful they look at the plate. Do you realize how badly they have hit in these five games? One of their big bats was 0-16 when I stopped watching tonight. He might be even worse now.



Posted by Tomherman
Member since Sep 2016
1497 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:03 pm to
Calling all OT slumpbusters here is your chance to take one for the team.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58135 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:05 pm to
If you want his help you should at least post his pic.

This post was edited on 10/18/17 at 9:07 pm
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47859 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:10 pm to
Step 1: watch how the Yankees do it

Step 2: take notes

Step 3: try again next October
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
46350 posts
Posted on 10/18/17 at 9:34 pm to
Someone needs to post RMJ during the game
It only works 7th inning or later, while Astros are batting & should only be posted once an inning

ETA
This is only a suggestion
I am not responsible for anyone getting banned

This post was edited on 10/18/17 at 9:35 pm
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
11043 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 6:46 am to
It's obvious the Yankees have that bat made from the tree that got struck by lightning.

They could try stealing it but the Yankees surely have it under lock and key...
Posted by Helo
Orlando
Member since Nov 2004
4594 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 8:56 am to
Tell them that if they don't start hitting, the Texans are bringing back Osweiler.
Posted by Leonard
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2014
4254 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 9:06 am to
My employer is making me go through HAZWOPER training this week, I’ll be certified to apply CPR on our offense by tomorrow afternoon
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65506 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:46 am to


its all fundamentals. need to get a better stance like this^

focus on center of gravity, lower hips for smaller strike zone
Posted by gjackx
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2007
16526 posts
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:48 am to
A strike zone that is called fairly for both sides would be a great start. This has a lot to do with why the stros are so all over the place at the plate. Hard to know what will and won't be called up there.
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