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Guy goes to Mexico to off himself, has life-saving bender instead
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:09 pm
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:09 pm
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Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well frick a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.
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Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes. Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.
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Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:10 pm to TheSlizzardKing
This story is what the OT was made for. 
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:10 pm to TheSlizzardKing
This is the diary for every poster on the OT.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:10 pm to TheSlizzardKing
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Nov 06, 2014
You don't say...
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:10 pm to TheSlizzardKing
Hm. Feel like I've heard this story before...
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:10 pm to TheSlizzardKing
shite, I was having a bad day then I read that. Thanks a bunch. It's about as uplifting a story as I've seen in some time. 
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:11 pm to TheSlizzardKing
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Nov 06, 2014
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:11 pm to TheSlizzardKing
This made the rounds a while back. Fantastic story.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:11 pm to TheSlizzardKing
sure that wasn't in Frankfurt?
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:11 pm to TheSlizzardKing
This guy did this again?!
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:11 pm to TheSlizzardKing
Nice bump, always good to revisit these uplifting stories.
This post was edited on 6/22/17 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:11 pm to TheSlizzardKing
I'm going to need the address for the establishment he stayed in...
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:12 pm to TheSlizzardKing
Everybody loves a good comeback story.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:12 pm to TheSlizzardKing
TFM is still around as a website??
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:17 pm to TheSlizzardKing
Is this the right of passage that gets us access to the classics board?
buying my flight now
buying my flight now
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:18 pm to TheSlizzardKing
Germans
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:23 pm to TheSlizzardKing
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Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:24 pm to TheSlizzardKing
That story brought a tear to my eye.
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:24 pm to TheSlizzardKing
Now this is what im talking about OT!!! 
Posted on 6/22/17 at 1:27 pm to TheSlizzardKing
This might sound crazy but I believe that I have had a Vision and a Message from Beyond telling me to found a NEW RELIGION based on these tenets. A new Religion for which I AM THE PROPHET !
I HAVE SEEN THE REDEEMING POWER OF THESE NEW SACRAMENTS !
I HAVE SEEN THE REDEEMING POWER OF THESE NEW SACRAMENTS !
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