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re: Good casual pick-up line?
Posted on 8/12/16 at 4:09 pm to SuperSaint
Posted on 8/12/16 at 4:09 pm to SuperSaint
well it's not like i can just turn it off 
i know i'm completely different than most people and i can't help it. it just is what it is
i know i'm completely different than most people and i can't help it. it just is what it is
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Posted on 8/12/16 at 4:10 pm to Deactived
quote:
ou telling them you aren't using a pickup line is basically using a pickup line
I agree...which is why I don't really think it matters what you say. Just be yourself.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 4:13 pm to RegisteredPharmacist
Don't hit on chicks at the gym.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 4:16 pm to RegisteredPharmacist
Why don't you come sit on my lap. We can talk about the first thing that pops up.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 4:21 pm to RegisteredPharmacist
"Wow! Those can't be real; who did the work?"
Wait, are you really a Pharmacist? What's wrong with, "Let's get together and get fricked up. I can bring the drugs."?
"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"You must work out a lot - you're not really that fat at all."
Or if you want to get risky, "Hi, how's it going?" but then you actually have to pay attention to the response, and listen and interact and stuff.
Wait, are you really a Pharmacist? What's wrong with, "Let's get together and get fricked up. I can bring the drugs."?
"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"You must work out a lot - you're not really that fat at all."
Or if you want to get risky, "Hi, how's it going?" but then you actually have to pay attention to the response, and listen and interact and stuff.
This post was edited on 8/12/16 at 6:47 pm
Posted on 8/12/16 at 4:32 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
Classic cases of over thinking things
Like I have said..." Hey Babe...I'M PJ.....
When you got it , you got it.....
A bunch of jealous fricks in this thread that they can't HANG with PJ...
Posted on 8/12/16 at 4:34 pm to SlowFlowPro
Don't be a weirdo Jake
Posted on 8/12/16 at 4:34 pm to RegisteredPharmacist
You're cute. Donyoublovedo a boyfriend?
Posted on 8/12/16 at 4:40 pm to LSUfan4444
quote:
It immediately eliminates the friend zone and lets them know my intentions were to not just be bestie bests.
99% of guys get friendzoned because the girl isn't interested in (potentially) banging them...not because the girl thinks they want to be friends.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 4:43 pm to RegisteredPharmacist
There's a go-to line a friend of mine from work uses with spectacular results:
"Hey, aren't you my cousin?"
It works because it starts a conversation without sounding like you're a player trying to get some action. It even invites replies like, "God I hope not..." Or "Well my family is from Alabama so it won't matter anyway..."
"Hey, aren't you my cousin?"
It works because it starts a conversation without sounding like you're a player trying to get some action. It even invites replies like, "God I hope not..." Or "Well my family is from Alabama so it won't matter anyway..."
Posted on 8/12/16 at 4:44 pm to Willie Stroker
quote:
There's a go-to line a friend of mine from work uses with spectacular results: "Hey, aren't you my cousin?"
But what if she says " YES wanna frick"????
Posted on 8/12/16 at 4:44 pm to RegisteredPharmacist
"Excuse me, but does this rag smell like chloroform?"
....works every time.
....works every time.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 4:50 pm to RegisteredPharmacist
How about not using a pickup line and just acting normal? If you've got to use a pickup line, chances are you won't be able to come up with your next sentence
Posted on 8/12/16 at 4:55 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
So you carry around a rag 24/7? Classy
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:02 pm to SlowFlowPro
quote:
f it's a regular, random social situation i won't even go talk to people I know unless (1) i'm 100% sure it is them and (2) they don't look occupied. i just feel like an a-hole interrupting people if they're doing something (like even my close friends)
I was never good at the approach. Once I was introduced or knew them, it was a different story but just walking up and breaking the ice was always a train wreck for me. I changed strategies. If I saw a cute girl at the bar buying her own drinks, I would wait till she was up at the bar looking to buy another one. I tell the bartender to put her next drink on my tab. I wouldn't pay any attention to her but stay close enough to be pointed out. Most girls have the decency to thank you, so they would walk up to me and it was an automatic ice breaker. From there it's all on you. It's a bit hit or miss but better than you approaching them...at least for me.
ETA: Careful with this. The last time I used it I ended being married for twelve years and counting.
This post was edited on 8/12/16 at 5:10 pm
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:07 pm to RegisteredPharmacist
You from Tennessee? Because you are the only 10 I see.
You got a mirror in your pannies? Because I can see myself in them.
You got a mirror in your pannies? Because I can see myself in them.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:08 pm to RegisteredPharmacist
You like fitness?
How about fitniss dick in yo arse?
How about fitniss dick in yo arse?
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:08 pm to dukke v
quote:
But what if she says " YES wanna frick"????
Well that's not exactly a deal breaker now, is it?
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:11 pm to Willie Stroker
Man this rain blows! Do you?
Posted on 8/12/16 at 5:13 pm to Hammertime
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