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re: Good casual pick-up line?
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:35 pm to SlowFlowPro
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:35 pm to SlowFlowPro
quote:I think I'd like to go with both of you and document the night via the OT
with you even more than SS
And Jones, I'm with you. Having some canned shite or over thinking things is the perfect way to not land a girl. Confidence, don't be timid, and not m being scared to get shot down, and being able to hold a conversation seeming like its a normal occurrence taking to hot chicks is much more important.
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Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:37 pm to LucasP
I've never had a friend or anyone tell me they use pre-made lines.
I'd feel like a dipshit doing it because it's not me and how do you follow up some line like that.
I'm more keen to introducing yourself like a normal person and going from there. Hey how's it going I'm Jones. Convo can build from that. If it can't and she needed some fancy opener, I don't need to waste my time with her.
I'd feel like a dipshit doing it because it's not me and how do you follow up some line like that.
I'm more keen to introducing yourself like a normal person and going from there. Hey how's it going I'm Jones. Convo can build from that. If it can't and she needed some fancy opener, I don't need to waste my time with her.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:38 pm to SuperSaint
could you imagine if PJ and I really went out
we could do 2 things. LIke go to one of PJs bars that's a double wide and then go to a fancy cocktail bar or like The Office in downtown BR
we could do 2 things. LIke go to one of PJs bars that's a double wide and then go to a fancy cocktail bar or like The Office in downtown BR
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:38 pm to dukke v
quote:this is a serious question because I really have no idea.... Where do you hide your shite bag when (or if) you go out on the town slaying dimes?
You would have the best time of your life......
Do you where those Kim Jong Suits like Hillary?
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:39 pm to RegisteredPharmacist
You wanna see something swell?
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:40 pm to Jones
quote:
Hey how's it going I'm Jones. Convo can build from that.
just for the record. I'm not this totally incapable social being
I can typically find some common ground to talk about shite with anybody
i actually can be downright charming on the right occasion
i just have mental issues getting over that initial hump
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:40 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
.... Where do you hide your shite bag when (or if) you go out on the town slaying dimes?
Always keep the shirt on and pull it up under it... Not An issue once they SEE what they are getting......
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:41 pm to RegisteredPharmacist
and if she's standing . . . "If you're looking for a place to sit, it can be my face."
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:41 pm to RegisteredPharmacist
Excuse me, honey, does this smell like chloroform?
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:42 pm to Jones
Agreed. I'm not saying it doesn't happen but I'd put it up there with catcalling as far as success rate if I had to guess.
I'm honestly not surprised that our esteemed OP is looking for fresh material.
I'm honestly not surprised that our esteemed OP is looking for fresh material.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:42 pm to SlowFlowPro
The introducing yourself or the immediate convo after?
How ridiculous is pj right now with his poo bag?
How ridiculous is pj right now with his poo bag?
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:43 pm to SlowFlowPro
quote:
we could do 2 things. LIke go to one of PJs bars that's a double wide and then go to a fancy cocktail bar or like The Office in downtown BR
You don't know me very well... I am like RIC FLAIR out on the town at night..... I only go to the RIGHT places when searching POON.... AND sometimes SFP you HAVE to go SLUTTY with your bad self..........
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:43 pm to RegisteredPharmacist
Hey girl, as long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:43 pm to Jones
One of my favorites was one of my buddies that was a hardcore drinker type, Non-ladies man, about 130lbs soaking wet... At the tiger bar back in the day on thurday ladies night he walked up to one of the hottest chicks and it went like this
Him: "hey want to dance?"
Her: "naaa"
Him: "well can I buy you a drink?"
Her: "No I'm good for now but thanks"
Him: "well I guess a blow job out in the parking lot is out of the question"
And strutted off smooth as frick.. Twas pretty goat at the moment
Him: "hey want to dance?"
Her: "naaa"
Him: "well can I buy you a drink?"
Her: "No I'm good for now but thanks"
Him: "well I guess a blow job out in the parking lot is out of the question"
And strutted off smooth as frick.. Twas pretty goat at the moment
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:45 pm to Jones
quote:
The introducing yourself or the immediate convo after?
introducing myself / breaking up whatever she's doing
like getting over that initial hump. one reason why i have such a long history of falling for e-girls is that that initial hump is much easier to overcome and then, like i said, i can be charming and mesh
note: i'm not defending my past. there are downsides to that, that i have lived far too often
irl a short introduction by somebody or like having that person join a social group i'm a part of is all i need
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:45 pm to dukke v
quote:
Not An issue once they SEE what they are getting......
bow Just don't to predicting that you will be getting laid in a given evening. You'd be on an epic dry spell Unc Peej
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:46 pm to RegisteredPharmacist
Since it's clear ur heading for some gay bars, here is one:
(While at the Bar)Hey, can i push in your stewl?
(While at the Bar)Hey, can i push in your stewl?
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:46 pm to RegisteredPharmacist
"Wanna get out of here?"
If she says no, throw her in the gutter and go find another.
If she says no, throw her in the gutter and go find another.
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:47 pm to SuperSaint
quote:
Just don't to predicting that you will be getting laid in a given evening. You'd be on an epic dry spell Unc Peej
When I get ready to SLAY... I know who will be my PREY......
Posted on 8/12/16 at 3:48 pm to dukke v
quote:
Excuse me, honey, does this smell like chloroform?
Nah, ask her if she's ever met the ether bunny.
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