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RegisteredPharmacist
North Carolina Fan
Member since Apr 2016
830 posts

Good casual pick-up line?

Nothing cheesy... Just maybe something to say at the water fountain at the gym to a pretty girl...

Maybe not really a "pick-up" line but just like a casual conversation starter.... What ya got?


SpiderY2Bannana
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Wanna frick?


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SECSolomonGrundy
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Nice shoes, wanna frick?


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RJL2
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Does this rag smell like chloroform?


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Teddy Ruxpin
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Aren't you rich or something? Just flash your cash.


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Winston Cup
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Hi my name is (blank) can i PIIYB?


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rowbear1922
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is that a mirror in your pocket?...


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HempHead
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Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart.


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JasonHotWheelsStreet
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Is your dad a drug dealer? because you're pretty dope


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LucasP
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"i work at a pharmacy and have access to Roxycontin"

100% success rate in Livingston


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burdman
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
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When you see her just fake trip and start crying on the ground. That'll get it started.


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MSG
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Member since Dec 2007
11189 posts

Are those yoga pants from outerspace.. Cause dat arse is out of this word.


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Jones
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Just tell them how much money you have and you look down at poor people.



Loser


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LaBR4
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Member since Sep 2005
47308 posts

quote:

maybe something to say at the water fountain at the gym


Is that a mirror in your yoga pants? Because I can see myself inside you.


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Maniac979
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You'll do, let's go.


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SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
127198 posts

There is never going to be a 'one line fits all' opener. Canned lines just aren't really a good idea unless you just aren't good on your feet because a canned opener will never be as smooth as something spontaneous and off the top of the dome.

Having a solid 'canned opener' that you pull out for a specific type of girl I guess isn't all that bad.


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dukke v
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PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
188635 posts

quote:

Good casual pick-up line? by RegisteredPharmacist



" Hey Babe... I'm PJ".



Nough Said......


jflsufan
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
3729 posts

Grocery stores give you the best place to use your pick up lines. Look for women spending an unusual amount of time picking out cucumbers. Also if you encounter a woman in the frozen foods section you could tell her it is dangerous for her to be on that aisle because she might melt all this stuff.


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SabiDojo
South Alabama Fan
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
82507 posts

Tell her that her core work is impressive.


RedRifle
Vanderbilt Fan
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8178 posts

Haha, pickup lines. I'm handsome, I never needed pickup lines.


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