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What would you do with $1,000,000?

Posted on 7/4/16 at 5:12 pm
Posted by PenguinNinja
Antarctica (and Japan)
Member since Sep 2011
2083 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 5:12 pm
Assume you own no assets and have no debt or liabilities. You are moving to a new city with a wife, a kid, and $1,000,000 cash in tow.

What do you do with it, and why?

ETA: Forgot to mention, you do have a job that pays well.
This post was edited on 7/5/16 at 1:40 am
Posted by poops_at_parties
Member since Jan 2016
1545 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 5:48 pm to
Same thing I did with the first 7,000,000. Moved to a new city, got a new wife, new home, and a new girlfriend.
This post was edited on 7/4/16 at 5:50 pm
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
16920 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 5:52 pm to
For me, I'd buy out my annoying neighbor, knock down the dividing backyard wall fence, and do a few flips.
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 6:53 pm to
What kind of wife are we talking about?
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16332 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 7:32 pm to
Two chicks at the same time, then, nothing at all.
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 7:44 pm to
Pay cash for a desirable property. Put whatever's left in an index fund.
Posted by Bayou Tiger
Member since Nov 2003
3659 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 8:23 pm to
1) Pay off all debts of any kind
2) $50,000 college fund for each kid
3) Throw away all random crappy disposable ziploc leftovers containers and buy a bunch of them that reasonably match
4) Get a new car, something under $40,000 with great reliabilty that I can keep for 10 years
5) Finish replacing all lights in house with LEDs with dimmers

... Then invest the rest in index funds.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
15978 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 9:00 pm to
"2 chicks at the same time"
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 9:07 pm to
Put $5500 in a Roth. Then buy several Lamborghinis. Give them to my kids and tell them to have fun. Develop a drug problem.
Posted by GFunk
Denham Springs
Member since Feb 2011
14966 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 10:42 pm to
quote:

PenguinNinja


quote:

Assume you own no assets and have no debt or liabilities. You are moving to a new city with a wife, a kid, and $1,000,000 cash in tow.

What do you do with it, and why?


80% - Invested in shite I can't touch till retirement
15% - Pay off my principal balance on my home and every bill we owe.
2.5% - Billy Badass vacation
2.5% - Hooks and Blow
Posted by jondavid11
benton,la
Member since Aug 2007
1152 posts
Posted on 7/4/16 at 10:50 pm to
Contribute to church if you believe in that. Pay Cash for modest house, cash for 2 used cars for wife and self. Fully fund ROTH IRA at $5,500/ea for wife and self each year. Fund 529 plan for child for college. If Louisiana $4,800/ea year for state tax deduction and state match. Put 6 months expenses in emergency fund. Purchase life insurance. Start own business if have good plan for one. If not Invest in index funds. Get jobs and work like I don't have investments because 1million really isn't as much as you think it is. Max 401k contribution at new job.
Posted by TxTiger82
Member since Sep 2004
33950 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 5:40 am to
I'd invest in a diversified portfolio that returns 3-5%, which would make me another mil in 20-25 years.

Then I would retire early with double the amount I had. Set up college funds for any kids I might have along the way, cash in on my real estate equity, and travel the world with my wife while our health allows.

Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 7/5/16 at 9:15 am to
quote:

you do have a job that pays well.

Does that mean $75k/year or $200k?

Have taxes been paid on the $1MM?

I'd put $80-100k per kid in an educational trust, conservatively invest $500k for retirement, and use the rest to live moderately better than I do.
This post was edited on 7/5/16 at 9:19 am
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37162 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 10:23 am to
Is this 1 mil before or after taxes?

Assuming it's after, I'd buy a moderate house, pay cash, and take the rest and start a new business.
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11470 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 10:48 am to
Pay off personal debt

Make fiancé sell her little Caddilac ATS and buy something that a grown human can sit in the back seat of

Spend about 50k on our house

Buy a Cessna and get my pilots license

Establish a nice emergency fund, and invest some

Start an agricultural service business, focusing on harvesting and fertilizer application. Use that as leverage to become a partner in the farm I manage, so we can become a more diversified company rather than just row crop production.

Eta: This is assuming it's after taxes
This post was edited on 7/6/16 at 10:49 am
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15724 posts
Posted on 7/6/16 at 2:32 pm to
Quit my current job. Spend 100K on training for my dream job. Invest/save the rest.
Posted by JGood
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
795 posts
Posted on 7/7/16 at 1:30 pm to
Buy as much redbull and bath salts as I could and see where the night takes me
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 7/7/16 at 8:18 pm to
This is a tough question, I already have most of the usually boxes checked. I am retired with adequate income, own a house that is paid for, kids are gone, their college paid for long ago, have several decent paid for vehicles, have already owned a airplane and a couple of sports cars, have been to most every place in the world I ever wanted to go.

Assuming this was after taxes, probably buy a modest beach condo in the 275-300K range, become a regular beach comber, then use the rest to send my wife away on frequent long trips
Posted by KillTheGophers
Member since Jan 2016
6226 posts
Posted on 7/8/16 at 10:35 pm to
$300,000 in:
KMB
PG
KO
ADM
T
VZ
V

$250,000 in a Vanguard an age specific fund

$200,00 in DOGIX

$250,000 in cash for buying opportunities







Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
15369 posts
Posted on 7/9/16 at 7:47 am to
Max retirement
Buy rental properties
Live off rental income


After that:
Become "someone who matters" to politicians
Have them curry favor to me for campaign contributions
Get bills, etc passed that will assist my business interests
???
(even more) profit
This post was edited on 7/9/16 at 7:53 am
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