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Posted on 6/7/16 at 9:03 pm to The Creaux
"The sky is the color of diesel exhaust"
Posted on 6/7/16 at 9:23 pm to quail man
the fiddle string is my favorite
This post was edited on 6/7/16 at 9:23 pm
Posted on 6/7/16 at 9:29 pm to Bayoufightingtiger
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"The Jordan twins are tougher than a 2 a.m. pork chop at Waffle House."
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"The Jordan twins are tougher than a 2 a.m. pork chop at Waffle House."
Posted on 6/7/16 at 9:34 pm to 81Tiger
he's been doing games since the Gorilla Ball days... this should be 10+ pages...
Posted on 6/7/16 at 9:36 pm to Bayoufightingtiger
He hit that one like he was swinging a baseball bat.
Posted on 6/7/16 at 9:38 pm to Tigahs1977
If he says base knock one more time, I'm going to jump into the TV and punch him in the neck.
Posted on 6/7/16 at 9:39 pm to liquid rabbit
He's so tough he runs through a brick wall and looks for another.
Posted on 6/7/16 at 9:40 pm to Clark W Griswold
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Why did he keep saying next weeks game in Eastern time?
Coastal Carolina is on Eastern Time. Also, it's the default time zone that ESPN uses.
Posted on 6/7/16 at 9:42 pm to The Boat
Speaking of popeyes, I think its time for a run
Posted on 6/7/16 at 9:56 pm to chalmetteowl
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Some folks from other places went on twitter to ask how he got on national TV lol...
Lynn is pretty ridiculous, but I find him entertaining. I think most people here all agree Ben is the man. Not sure what the public perception on him is as he is not just a regional guy like Lynn is.
I'll say this... I watched a handful of games (mostly through bases loaded), and there are a LOT of really boring and seemingly awful announcers out there. I think it was the Florida State regional that was I couldn't wait until it switched to something else because I couldn't stand to listen to the announcers.
Posted on 6/7/16 at 9:58 pm to HeauxBeaux
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Ben: Half the people are ducking for cover, half are trying to get the ball and half are protecting their nachos and drinks
Actually I think it was Lyn that said followed up with "and the other half are covering their nachos and cold drinks", then said "that's 3 halves"
Posted on 6/7/16 at 10:00 pm to Bushwackers
Hotter than a snakes arse in a wagon track on the fifth of june
Posted on 6/7/16 at 10:01 pm to copenhagen pete
That ball was hit on a line so long you could hang a weeks worth of wash on it
Posted on 6/7/16 at 10:02 pm to copenhagen pete
My absolute favorite, which wasn't even a metaphor, Chris cotton was on the team and mainieri put him on during a post season game. Lynn Rollins says:
"And Chris cotton is coming to the mound. I guess you could call coach mainieri a cotton picker"
I died.
"And Chris cotton is coming to the mound. I guess you could call coach mainieri a cotton picker"
I died.
Posted on 6/7/16 at 10:03 pm to lsufanz
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"So, now the Tigers have an all left handed outfield. All of them catch the ball with their left hand
Reminds me of Jason Bateman calling Dodgeball when they put on blindfolds-"They're no going to see very well"
Posted on 6/7/16 at 10:05 pm to AaronDeTiger
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They sky is the color of a robins egg. He said another similar one that was more off the wall but I can't remember
IIRC it was getting dark or cloudy & he said it was turning Indigo
ETA: I think that may have been one that Ben said "I'll take your word got it, I don't know what that is"
This post was edited on 6/7/16 at 10:08 pm
Posted on 6/7/16 at 10:07 pm to LSUJML
He also said twice (though not a metaphor or simile) something to the tune of "Small children haven't ever seen the sunlight in Baton Rouge" that made me embarrassed for him
Posted on 6/7/16 at 10:09 pm to tiger1014
Pucker up and kiss that baby goodbye.
Posted on 6/7/16 at 10:58 pm to TBoy@LSU
Pitcher has a Reagan era fastball (mid 80s)
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