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re: Official Lynn Rollins famous quotes thread

Posted on 6/7/16 at 7:10 pm to
Posted by lsufanz
NOLA
Member since Dec 2008
4726 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

mole cricket
Except he said cricket mole, which caused me to
Posted by d2
NC
Member since Jan 2009
447 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 7:11 pm to
he's throwing peas at the knees and no wall balls
Posted by xrockfordf150x
Walker, LA
Member since Sep 2008
3828 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 7:19 pm to
When Rice's fat pitcher came into the game:

Lynn- He looks like he's had his fair share of sweet milk and cornbread.

Ben- I'd hate to have that feed bill.

They had me rolling after that exchange.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47514 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 7:38 pm to
Some folks from other places went on twitter to ask how he got on national TV lol...
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18737 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 7:49 pm to
He's funny when you are winning!
Posted by AaronDeTiger
baton rouge
Member since Jun 2014
1558 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 7:57 pm to
They sky is the color of a robins egg.

He said another similar one that was more off the wall but I can't remember.
Posted by Bayoufightingtiger
Member since Aug 2011
4608 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 8:05 pm to
I love Lynn and Ben calling the game. Lynn comes up with new stuff every game. He is definitely entertaining.
Posted by ForLSU56
Rapides Parish
Member since Feb 2015
5582 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

Kramer Robertson is as tough as a green pinecone


Thought I heard him in the Sunday game use "pine knot"...maybe he used both.
Posted by marcnbc
Bossier City, LA
Member since May 2004
4174 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 8:11 pm to
Hotter than a firecracker on the 4th of July.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39461 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 8:11 pm to
Like a penguin wearing a tank top
Posted by la_birdman
Lake Charles
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31006 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 8:14 pm to
This thread is gold.
Posted by BLUEBEARD
BERMUDA TRIANGLE
Member since Aug 2014
547 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 8:16 pm to
They didn't know whether to scratch their watches or wind their asses....
This post was edited on 6/7/16 at 8:17 pm
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10509 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 8:17 pm to
Why did he keep saying next weeks game in Eastern time?
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68470 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

Lynn comes up with new stuff every game. He is definitely entertaining.





Wtf, I felt like the last 4 days was fricking dejavu with them. No seriously, for 4 fricking days I had to hear the same damn possum story and that it rains more in baton rouge in one day than it does in two months in Utah.

Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
3531 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

They sky is the color of a robins egg. He said another similar one that was more off the wall but I can't remember.


Yeah think it was a speckled trout.
Posted by Andy Bernard
Cornell University
Member since Apr 2016
1742 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 8:32 pm to
He is terrible!!! I feel sorry for Ben to have to listen to that crap all the time
Posted by Nix to Twillie
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2015
17697 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 8:42 pm to
Not a Lynn Rollins one but still a favorite of mine, from Jim Henderson:

"Marcus Colston is harder to overthrow than the ayatollah."
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50743 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 8:43 pm to
"Couldn't hit sand if they fell off a camel."


He wasn't done after the game. He dropped that one on Tiger Rag Radio this evening.

Also, a favorite not listed yet.

"More nervous than a Cat in a Room Full of Rocking chairs."
This post was edited on 6/7/16 at 8:47 pm
Posted by kjntgr
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8485 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 8:54 pm to
He was on that pitch like Michael Jackson on a cub scout.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47514 posts
Posted on 6/7/16 at 8:56 pm to
quote:

He is terrible!!! I feel sorry for Ben to have to listen to that crap all the time


Ben is almost that bad... we love him and Lyn, but some of twitter wants to know how two LSU homers got on a national broadcast

(yeah i realize it only became national bc of rain delays, but still)
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