re: Official Lynn Rollins famous quotes thread

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All of them catch the ball with their left hand."

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You need to replay the game and listen again. He correctly stated, "all of them catch the ball with their right hand".

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You need to replay the game and listen again. He correctly stated, "all of them catch the ball with their right hand".

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Right. I just rewatched the game and Lyn said it correctly.

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He also said twice (though not a metaphor or simile) something to the tune of "Small children haven't ever seen the sunlight in Baton Rouge" that made me embarrassed for him

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I laughed my arse off at this one. Clever reference to it raining all weekend

He's the nicest guy. Before I met him, his little corny jokes annoyed me and that was wrong on my part to jump to conclusions.




He cracks me up. Yes, sometimes I have to cringe at his little jokes but afterwards you can't help but giggle at them.


The salsa one I heard the other night had me laughing.

"On that pitch he was looking for Uncle Charlie, but what he got.... what he got was the naked heat!"

"That's the relative you don't want to meet - thats Uncle Charlie. That was Uncle Charlie and some extra."

"Hotter than a fire ant on a fever blister!"

"Tickets are selling faster than two-dollar arse in Tijuana."

He`s as clumsy as a cub bear with a handful of shucked corn.

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well that's because in truth he's god awful and has a terrible voice to boot.

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I was in the kitchen feeding the dogs when the game came on TV, and--without a doubt--I knew who the announcer was. Like John Ferguson and Jim Hawthorne--a very distinctive voice. I am still laughing at the phrases he uses--it's a great diversion from Verne Lundquist (though I really appreciate Gary Danielson's participation). We also need to remember that some form of entertainment in sports broadcasts tend to break monotony.