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re: Pissing with a hard on should be considered sidered an Olympic sport

Posted on 1/7/16 at 9:58 pm to
Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 1/7/16 at 9:58 pm to
Why not just step in the shower? Who cares where it goes then? It all trickles toward the drain.
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
10013 posts
Posted on 1/7/16 at 9:59 pm to
Why aren't more urinals in houses? Just as an option?
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 1/7/16 at 9:59 pm to
Plank or go home
This post was edited on 1/7/16 at 10:00 pm
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 1/7/16 at 10:02 pm to
I always use the bath tub. No problem.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22999 posts
Posted on 1/7/16 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

I never do that because the toilet water is usually too cold.


Nice
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4867 posts
Posted on 1/7/16 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

These idiots haven't learned to just piss in the shower?


fricking amateurs. Hard on = open curtain/door, turn on shower, pee freely at will
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164626 posts
Posted on 1/7/16 at 10:03 pm to
quote:

Why not just step in the shower? Who cares where it goes then? It all trickles toward the drain.

Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/7/16 at 10:04 pm to
quote:

Post cum



No, whatever you do, DONT post that
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103306 posts
Posted on 1/7/16 at 10:05 pm to
My shite sticks straight up baw. I don't want pee all over the ceiling.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
68891 posts
Posted on 1/7/16 at 10:05 pm to
well, this thread will soon disappear
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 1/7/16 at 10:07 pm to
quote:

Why aren't more urinals in houses? Just as an option?


Females would be jealous, and they would no longer be able to bitch about the seat position. Sounds win-win to me.
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
39744 posts
Posted on 1/7/16 at 10:08 pm to
When I try to piss after sex, my penis turns into a goddam shower head.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124941 posts
Posted on 1/7/16 at 10:23 pm to
quote:

These idiots haven't learned to just piss in the shower?


Pro tip:

That or outside
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117769 posts
Posted on 1/7/16 at 10:24 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124941 posts
Posted on 1/7/16 at 10:25 pm to
quote:

Why aren't more urinals in houses? Just as an option



We are men. The whole world is our urinal.
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 1/7/16 at 10:27 pm to
I've been using the generic online Cialis (thanks lsu480) for quite a while. The problem is that once I hit my 40s, I have to get up several times a night to pee. But now I have a permanent night boner. So I use a combination of the One-Arm Plank and Strong Arming.
This post was edited on 1/7/16 at 10:30 pm
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
22009 posts
Posted on 1/7/16 at 10:38 pm to
Me and my dog take a piss together outside in the AM.
Posted by Real Pirate
NE LA
Member since Apr 2013
1879 posts
Posted on 1/7/16 at 10:39 pm to
quote:


I've been using the generic online Cialis (thanks lsu480) for quite a while. The problem is that once I hit my 40s, I have to get up several times a night to pee. But now I have a permanent night boner. So I use a combination of the One-Arm Plank and Strong Arming.





I feel your pain. I'm only 28. That dick med brings about some serious morning wood.



Totally worth it though.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11867 posts
Posted on 1/7/16 at 10:40 pm to
I grab a picture frame off the wall use it to deflect the piss in toilet. Place picture frame back on wall.
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 1/7/16 at 10:41 pm to
quote:

Pissing after you cum and that little bit of piss is still in there that hurts like a mother fricker and won't ever go away would be much more Olympic

This is often associated with drinking alcohol before you cum. This never happens to me unless I'm drunk and then cum, and then pee afterwards. Then I feel like I have something stuck in my dick, but I'm pretty sure it's actually inflammation of my urethra or something like that.
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