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re: Spinoff- Fastest you got laid after meeting someone for the first time
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:59 am to lsuson
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:59 am to lsuson
I was hypnotized by David Cools in biloxi one time and a girl that was up on stage with me found me after the show, we did a shot then started to hookup. Went to her room and banged and her friend came in so I told her she couldn't come in till she was naked (I was joking but she obliged) and I fricked them both. They were marine chicks, good looking, and easy. It was a good night. So for the first girl it was about an hour. Second girl it was 0 minutes. CSB
This post was edited on 6/4/14 at 11:05 am
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:04 am to massiveattack
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massiveattack
I remember this whole thing, and it still is and will always be hilarious
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:12 am to Sevendust912
About an hour and a half in a threesome with 2 chicks
at ivars with my friend on a monday NCAA basketball final back in 2003-4?. Game had been over for a couple hours, and the bar had since for the most part cleared out.
These two girls(OT6,OT3) come in completely sober and sit at the table next to us. I order a jim beam and seven..and this English chick pipes in "jim beam, who drinks that?" Tells the bartender to make me a maker's instead and that she'd buy it.
So we start talking, but my friend and the other don't hit it off(lil bit chubby, 30 lbs overweight) and he wants to leave. So they tell him that they will give me a ride home. We left 30 mins later and went to chubby's house. English chick gets a call from her mom(in England) and goes into the bedroom, and the other girl puts her hand on me leg, so I give in and we start making out. We hear the english chick get off the phone, and I get up expecting that I might have fricked up by kissing the uglier one. I walk to the bedroom to check on her and she just plants one on me(first kiss). We get hot and heavy and fall onto her bed and then the other girl walks in a min later and sits on the edge of the bed. The other girl takes no notice of her, and I reach out and start rubbing chubby.....they drove me home the next morning.
at ivars with my friend on a monday NCAA basketball final back in 2003-4?. Game had been over for a couple hours, and the bar had since for the most part cleared out.
These two girls(OT6,OT3) come in completely sober and sit at the table next to us. I order a jim beam and seven..and this English chick pipes in "jim beam, who drinks that?" Tells the bartender to make me a maker's instead and that she'd buy it.
So we start talking, but my friend and the other don't hit it off(lil bit chubby, 30 lbs overweight) and he wants to leave. So they tell him that they will give me a ride home. We left 30 mins later and went to chubby's house. English chick gets a call from her mom(in England) and goes into the bedroom, and the other girl puts her hand on me leg, so I give in and we start making out. We hear the english chick get off the phone, and I get up expecting that I might have fricked up by kissing the uglier one. I walk to the bedroom to check on her and she just plants one on me(first kiss). We get hot and heavy and fall onto her bed and then the other girl walks in a min later and sits on the edge of the bed. The other girl takes no notice of her, and I reach out and start rubbing chubby.....they drove me home the next morning.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:17 am to Iona Fan Man
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We get hot and heavy and fall onto her bed and then the other girl walks in a min later and sits on the edge of the bed. The other girl takes no notice of her, and I reach out and start rubbing chubby.....they drove me home the next morning.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:30 am to Iona Fan Man
Not me, but a friend/co-worker.
We went to a 3 day banking conference for our company. On the last night, we went to the hotel bar and had a few drinks. We talked with a few people there, but it was no big deal.
We then go to get on the elevator to go to our room. The elevator was crowded and I was standing in front of my friend. I go to get off the elevator and I turned around thinking he would be right behind be. I look back, and there he is making out with a pretty damn cute woman in the back of the elevator.
I just laughed, went to the room and went to sleep.
About 8 o'clock the next morning, he walks in. I asked him what happened as I did not even see him talk to this woman during the 3 days of the conference. He said he had never met her or recalled seeing her. He said they were standing in the elevator and she just started looking at him smiling. The next thing he knew, she started kissing him and mugging with him. He figured they would get to her floor and she would just leave. But, she took his hand, brought him back to her room and they f*cked most of the night. He said the next morning, her husband called. He left when she got on the phone with her kids. All he found out was her first name and the fact that she was a lawyer attending the conference.
This woman looked like the girl-next-door/marrying type. Just looking at her, she's someone you would never have thought would do something like this. I'm guessing she's done this often and her husband doesn't have a clue.
ETA: My friend was just an average looking dude. In fact, he could have stood to lose a few pounds. It's not like he was a GQ model.
We went to a 3 day banking conference for our company. On the last night, we went to the hotel bar and had a few drinks. We talked with a few people there, but it was no big deal.
We then go to get on the elevator to go to our room. The elevator was crowded and I was standing in front of my friend. I go to get off the elevator and I turned around thinking he would be right behind be. I look back, and there he is making out with a pretty damn cute woman in the back of the elevator.
I just laughed, went to the room and went to sleep.
About 8 o'clock the next morning, he walks in. I asked him what happened as I did not even see him talk to this woman during the 3 days of the conference. He said he had never met her or recalled seeing her. He said they were standing in the elevator and she just started looking at him smiling. The next thing he knew, she started kissing him and mugging with him. He figured they would get to her floor and she would just leave. But, she took his hand, brought him back to her room and they f*cked most of the night. He said the next morning, her husband called. He left when she got on the phone with her kids. All he found out was her first name and the fact that she was a lawyer attending the conference.
This woman looked like the girl-next-door/marrying type. Just looking at her, she's someone you would never have thought would do something like this. I'm guessing she's done this often and her husband doesn't have a clue.
ETA: My friend was just an average looking dude. In fact, he could have stood to lose a few pounds. It's not like he was a GQ model.
This post was edited on 6/4/14 at 11:35 am
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:34 am to JBeam
Congrats on the AIDS. Who the frick goes to Shady's anyhow?
Posted on 6/4/14 at 12:20 pm to Breauxsif
Eight hours. But I get some bonus points for degree of difficulty:
1. Met her at noon at a work-related function. So the first three hours were null and void until that event ended.
2. We were both completely sober the entire time.
3. The girl worked for Notre Dame University. Conservative? You bet.
She's one of my favorite all-time hookups. Tall, blonde, great legs... lots of fun. We got together one more time, but couldn't make it work. We really liked each other and still do... but the distance thing doesn't work for us.
1. Met her at noon at a work-related function. So the first three hours were null and void until that event ended.
2. We were both completely sober the entire time.
3. The girl worked for Notre Dame University. Conservative? You bet.
She's one of my favorite all-time hookups. Tall, blonde, great legs... lots of fun. We got together one more time, but couldn't make it work. We really liked each other and still do... but the distance thing doesn't work for us.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 12:22 pm to SpqrTiger
You didn't even share the juicy stuff
Posted on 6/4/14 at 12:34 pm to lsuson
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On multiple occasions I have sealed the deal within hours.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 12:55 pm to 318TigerFan
I was sleeping in my bed and my roommate was having a party with some female dental students in attendance.
They were sloppy drunk and one of them stumbled into my room instead of the bathroom. She woke me up and asked me what my name was. Within 10 mins, the deed was in process.
She was one of the most unattractive (in the face) girls I have ever seen. However, she had an INCREDIBLE arse and knew what she was doing in the sack.
Nothing like that ever happens to me in real life, but it did that ONE TIME!
They were sloppy drunk and one of them stumbled into my room instead of the bathroom. She woke me up and asked me what my name was. Within 10 mins, the deed was in process.
She was one of the most unattractive (in the face) girls I have ever seen. However, she had an INCREDIBLE arse and knew what she was doing in the sack.
Nothing like that ever happens to me in real life, but it did that ONE TIME!
Posted on 6/4/14 at 1:05 pm to SECdragonmaster
Posted on 6/4/14 at 1:06 pm to SECdragonmaster
My Johnson is such that I've had the sex before ever actually meeting the girl. So, negative time?
Posted on 6/4/14 at 1:07 pm to Snatchy
quote:Reggie's' little brother
What is Fred's?
Posted on 6/4/14 at 1:18 pm to Iona Fan Man
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About an hour and a half in a threesome with 2 chicks
Penthouse Forum quality right there.....
Posted on 6/4/14 at 1:24 pm to lsuson
Around 20 minutes.
This post was edited on 6/4/14 at 1:25 pm
Posted on 6/4/14 at 1:26 pm to 318TigerFan
must be hard to get laid living down jennifer jean
Posted on 6/4/14 at 1:26 pm to MWP
Right after high school I went to Tomball, TX to visit my Aunt. She invited one of her friends over that was close to my age for me to meet.
30 minutes after meeting were in the back doing the deed.
30 minutes after meeting were in the back doing the deed.
Posted on 6/4/14 at 1:30 pm to Sevendust912
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These types are definitely more common than many would think
I used to hurry up and eat a bitch out I picked up from a bar, and be disappointed if she wasn't saving a dessert up there for me.
This post was edited on 6/4/14 at 1:31 pm
Posted on 6/4/14 at 1:39 pm to lsuson
The fastest? Probably a hooker in Costa Rica, penetration in under one minute. But I wore a rubber so that's not really sex.
Came home drunk one night in college to my two roommates double-teaming a sexy little number. They had a camera out and she was down-for-the-get-down. Homie tosses the camera my way and I start manning the spit roasting photo shoot.
Within five minutes I was naked and in her mouth and we started a rotation. The next morning, on her way out the door, she left her number for my roommate with a note that said to give her a call sometime.
The only completely free sex I have ever had.
Came home drunk one night in college to my two roommates double-teaming a sexy little number. They had a camera out and she was down-for-the-get-down. Homie tosses the camera my way and I start manning the spit roasting photo shoot.
Within five minutes I was naked and in her mouth and we started a rotation. The next morning, on her way out the door, she left her number for my roommate with a note that said to give her a call sometime.
The only completely free sex I have ever had.
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