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Strangest thing you have ever seen outdoors?
Posted on 5/15/14 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 5/15/14 at 1:36 pm
Last year in July I was working at my deer land. I parked my car about 100 yards away from where I walked in the woods to cut brush. I was in a remote area way back off the road so I left my car unlocked, keys in the ignition, windows down. I thought nothing of it. WEll I'm down in the woods for about 2 hours along a creekbottom. Well up the creek there is a bridge that goes about 30 feet over the creek. And btw, the creek is very shallow. When I first walked into the woods I heard what sounded like a beaver splash in the creek. Pretty normal for this area. WEll, I finished all my work and started heading back to my car and I hear someone talking, sounded like it was coming from where I parked. I thought maybe one of my buddies had stopped by randomly and they were talking on their phone or something. I step out of the woods and see that my car door is open and I think to myself what in the world???? The closer I get I see that someone is sitting in the driver's seat of my car with their foot propped up on the door just chilling out. I'm trying to figure out who it is and who they're talking too. I get closer and I find out that it is a 22 year old girl completed covered in mud from head to toe, sitting in my driver's seat, talking on my cellphone and listening to the radio with the switch on. She see's me and gets kind of alarmed. She hangs up the phone and gets out of my car and says, "Hey" I replied with, "Hey, what exactly are you doing?" I mean she was so covered in mud I couldn't hardly tell what she looked like. She seemed to be a pretty attractive young lady but still what the heck. She was walking down the road and decided that she would walk down this dirt road to explore and she found my car, needed to use a cell phone, so she used my cell phone after discovering my car. I asked her if she thought that getting into a stranger's car parked in the middle of the woods was a good idea? and She said in a horrible accent, "Well, I guess it weren't one of my brightest decisions" I said to her, "I'm going to give you one opportunity to tell me the truth and I won't be mad either way, but did you steal anything from me?" She said no, and I inspected my car, glove box, under the seats, etc and everything is in tact. She was literally telling the truth. I also asked her how she got so covered with mud and she began to tell me how she was walking down the road, and she was hot, so she decided to jump off the aforementioned 30 foot bridge into a 2 ft deep creek. I don't know how she didn't get killed or drowned. So the loud splash I heard was no beaver(well I guess you could say it was lol), it was her. The girl was walking from a town about 12 miles away to visit her child which was another 5 miles down the road. Very odd scenario indeed. I laid down something for her to sit on and took her to her destination, invited her to church, etc. It took me all day long to clean the mud out of my car that she left. Still laugh every time I park at that particular spot. Needless to say I never leave my vehicle unlocked any more.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 1:37 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Chupacabra, no bull shite.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 1:38 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Chad will win this with his giant pink dildo story
Posted on 5/15/14 at 1:47 pm to Spaceman Spiff
That sounds like the storyline to a porno flick.
Did you fix the cable?
Did you fix the cable?
Posted on 5/15/14 at 2:07 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Sounds like the kind of chick that would be DTF.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:37 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Went surf fishing in Grand Isle once at one of those public parking/levee crossing things. When I finished fishing, I walk back over the levee and notice there is another truck parked there. It was an extended cab with the suicide doors. There are poles leaned up against the truck and all the doors are open, but I don't see anyone. There hadn't been anyone else in the surf, so I think this is strange. When I get back to my truck, I get a view through the cab of the other truck.... There is a nasty skank laying on the back seat and her white trash boyfriend is going down on her like he's trying to win a watermelon eating contest.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:42 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Helicopter collide with a small plane. Two on the plane died.
Orcas kill a minke whale.
Wolf fighting off brown bear. Kicked it's arse.
Orcas kill a minke whale.
Wolf fighting off brown bear. Kicked it's arse.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:45 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Watched a squirrel push a box turtle shell up a tree, start gnawing on it, drop it 50' to the ground, go down and get it, bring it back up 5 or 6 times in a row. He had it partially in his mouth, and holding with one hand as he pushed it up the tree. Many times he'd get 5 feet off the ground and drop it, sometimes he'd get almost to the nest and drop it. Several times he made it into the nest, before knocking it out again. It was 2-3 hours of entertainment. I wouldn't have noticed a deer walking under my stand at any point of that exhibition.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:48 pm to Spaceman Spiff
2 box turtles doing the deed, doggie style of course.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 3:57 pm to Spaceman Spiff
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laid down something for her to sit on and took her to her destination, invited her to church, etc
Was about to get good. So Close
Posted on 5/15/14 at 4:03 pm to Spaceman Spiff
quote:Don't lie, you're hoping she comes back. You won't make the same mistake again
Still laugh every time I park at that particular spot. Needless to say I never leave my vehicle unlocked any more.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 4:16 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Holy wall or text Batman... Can we get a paragraph or two?
Posted on 5/15/14 at 4:21 pm to Spaceman Spiff
I always hated seeing snakes mating in the water when I was froggin with the old man as a kid. There would be piles of them bastards all balled up, just waiting for me to fall in...
Posted on 5/15/14 at 5:15 pm to Spaceman Spiff
I have seen a house in the middle of nowhere, no roads or people within 5 miles of the thing
Random thrown together shelters
Found a silo in the middle of the woods with a car INSIDE it
A hover round about a mile from any roads
Stepped on a doe once and it jumped up and ran off
Found a 6pt with only the skin ripped off, everything else intact
Even had a "squatchy" experience that freaked me out more than anything in my life
One really weird thing I have also noticed was this one area in the basin where evidently, every single one of the kid's balloons that gets away lands when they run out of air. I must've seen 200 within a 300ac piece of property
Random thrown together shelters
Found a silo in the middle of the woods with a car INSIDE it
A hover round about a mile from any roads
Stepped on a doe once and it jumped up and ran off
Found a 6pt with only the skin ripped off, everything else intact
Even had a "squatchy" experience that freaked me out more than anything in my life
One really weird thing I have also noticed was this one area in the basin where evidently, every single one of the kid's balloons that gets away lands when they run out of air. I must've seen 200 within a 300ac piece of property
Posted on 5/15/14 at 5:20 pm to Spaceman Spiff
An owl flew into my windshield driving down a small highway one time. Cracked the windshield to. He must of thought my truck was a big arse field mouse.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 6:01 pm to Spaceman Spiff
I was wade fishing on one of the small northern Chamdeleur islands, and there were around 30 or 40 hermit crabs congregated in one spot in the shallow water. If you walked around the area, there were more hermit crabs headed that way from every direction. I can only assume it was some kind of mating thing, and I guess the females release something in the water to attract males. If there was only one female there, she was in for one hell of a gangbamg.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 6:18 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Just remembered this. Back when I was stationed in Oregon I did a good bit of Grouse hunting. I shoot a grouse and it flew in under an old growth stump. Looked in the stump to get the bird and found an old wood crate box half full of old TNT. Went and reported it to the sheriff. He and bomb detail go get it. It was all sweat out with the nitro in beads. It was some bad bad stuff.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 6:46 pm to Spaceman Spiff
When we were kids we use to travel all around in the surrounding fields, creeks, and woods shooting birds and poaching ponds. One field was farmed in sweet potatoes and was prob 150 acres big. We always skirted the wood line on this one particular land owners property cause he wasn't that friendly and didn't like us on his place. Headed back one afternoon from a day of exploring we saw 5 people dressed in all white (KKK type all white robes) walking and crest a hill and disappear. This was probably 1/4 mile from any paved road and no vehicles in sight. We were 13-10 years old at the time and didn't know what or who these people were but it freaked us out.
Was later told by a black kid at school who discovered what road I lived on and didn't live to far from me that his people had told him never to ride his bike down our road cause they have klan meeting down there.
Was later told by a black kid at school who discovered what road I lived on and didn't live to far from me that his people had told him never to ride his bike down our road cause they have klan meeting down there.
Posted on 5/15/14 at 6:59 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Went on an afternoon hunt with my uncle just outside of Mandeville several years ago. We parked his truck and began our usual walk to the stands. We came across a recently torched car. Like the seats were still smoking. Ended up calling the cops and they came out and investigated. Ended up being connected to a recent murder in the area. Not the weirdest thing I've seen, but definitely one of the coolest
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