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Spain’s greatest matador returns only to get gored by bull and end up w perforated rectum
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:17 pm
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:17 pm
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Doctors said that the 45-year-old matador suffered a “very serious” wound, with the horn perforating his rectum, requiring more than two hours of surgery.
https://www.thetimes.com/world/europe/article/morante-bullfighter-injured-bull-goring-tsj0bt7ks
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Spain’s most celebrated matador, José Antonio Morante de la Puebla, has been seriously injured after being gored by a bull in an incident that has shaken the bullfighting world.
The goring came at the height of a triumphant run in Seville, where sold-out crowds had gathered repeatedly to watch his performances as he made a comeback after his shock retirement last year.
El País said the attack “shattered the corrida … and perhaps even the bullfighter’s season”. ABC newspaper described how “the happiness of the Morante faithful ended” when the bull charged, tossed him and then “the horn drove in” as he lay on the sand.
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This post was edited on 4/21/26 at 4:19 pm
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Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:18 pm to Shexter
Rectum? Damn near killed em!
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:19 pm to Shexter
he sounds like a pain in the arse
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:21 pm to Shexter
stupid frick
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:24 pm to Shexter
Bummer
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:25 pm to Shexter
All bullshite aside… imagine trying to take a dump after that. Ouch.
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:28 pm to Shexter
Mess with the bull, you get the horns
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:29 pm to Shexter
That bull looks so happy.
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:30 pm to Shexter
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Spain’s greatest matador
He's out there just half-assing it nowadays.
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:36 pm to Shexter
He is definitely now the talk de la Puebla.
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:37 pm to Shexter
Wonder if he will ever be able to control his bowel movements totally again.
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:41 pm to Shexter
Shyt bag on deck!
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:43 pm to Shexter
What an a-hole...
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:47 pm to Shexter
Now they both have tender loins
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:47 pm to MorbidTheClown
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Rectum? Damn near killed em!
The one time I actually thought to use this......
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:49 pm to Shexter
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El País said the attack “shattered the corrida
I don't know what the corrida is, but context clues tell me that it is in the butt.
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:49 pm to Shexter
Occupational hazard
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