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The O-T's Best and Worst Jokes & Puns for 2026
Posted on 4/8/26 at 3:29 pm
Posted on 4/8/26 at 3:29 pm
Gimme your best shot...
Here's mine:
A close friend of mine started seeing a psychiatrist to help him get over an irrational fear of German sausages.
He told the shrink it's his wurst fear...
Here's mine:
A close friend of mine started seeing a psychiatrist to help him get over an irrational fear of German sausages.
He told the shrink it's his wurst fear...
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Posted on 4/8/26 at 3:33 pm to LSURussian
I learned how to play piano by ear but I usually use my hands.
Posted on 4/8/26 at 3:35 pm to LSURussian
A priest, a Rabbi, a Duck, and Jesse Jackson walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look and says "is this some kind of joke?"
Posted on 4/8/26 at 3:38 pm to LSURussian
A mother and a young daughter are driving down the road behind a red pick up truck. When the truck went over a railroad track, out of the bed pops a huge, black dildo, and it smacks against the windshield of the mom and daughter.
The daughter, always being inquisitive asked her mom, "What was that?"
The mom, not wanting to get into the birds and the bees said "That was just a big bug, honey."
The daughter sat there for a second with a thoughtful look on her face, then turned to her mom and said,
"That bug sure had a huge dick"
The daughter, always being inquisitive asked her mom, "What was that?"
The mom, not wanting to get into the birds and the bees said "That was just a big bug, honey."
The daughter sat there for a second with a thoughtful look on her face, then turned to her mom and said,
"That bug sure had a huge dick"
Posted on 4/8/26 at 3:40 pm to LSURussian
quote:
Joke
Look in your hand
Posted on 4/8/26 at 3:40 pm to LSURussian
This sentence contains exactly threee erors.
Posted on 4/8/26 at 3:52 pm to LSURussian
Q: What brand of car does God have?
A: A Plymouth
He drove Adam & Eve out of the Garden in His Fury
A: A Plymouth
He drove Adam & Eve out of the Garden in His Fury
Posted on 4/8/26 at 3:54 pm to LSURussian
Boudreaux was arguing with Clarence who lived on the opposite side the bayou. It got pretty heated and when thibodaux rolled up to boudreauxs house they were still going at it. Thibodeaux started egging him on more. Boudreaux yelled out "when they finish building that bridge im gonna come over there and kick you arse, Clarence." Clarence just yelled back to "bring your arse on over. "
6 months later the parish finished construction on the bridge and thibodaux came by to let Boudreaux know. Boudreaux took off up da bayou road to go open up some whoop arse. He came back rather quickly.
Thibodaux asked "why you back so fast, did you kick his arse?"
Boudreaux replied "I got the bridge and it said Clarence was 7'6"...he's looks smaller than that from here"
6 months later the parish finished construction on the bridge and thibodaux came by to let Boudreaux know. Boudreaux took off up da bayou road to go open up some whoop arse. He came back rather quickly.
Thibodaux asked "why you back so fast, did you kick his arse?"
Boudreaux replied "I got the bridge and it said Clarence was 7'6"...he's looks smaller than that from here"
This post was edited on 4/8/26 at 3:56 pm
Posted on 4/8/26 at 3:57 pm to LSURussian
Sometimes I wonder who's buried in the grave of the man who invented the old switcheroo
Posted on 4/8/26 at 4:03 pm to LSURussian
Q. What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
A. Dam
I was going to write a time travel joke, but y'all didn't like it.
A. Dam
I was going to write a time travel joke, but y'all didn't like it.
Posted on 4/8/26 at 4:10 pm to LSURussian
For the first year or so of marriage, my wife treated me like a god.
Every night she would bring me burnt offerings.
Every night she would bring me burnt offerings.
Posted on 4/8/26 at 4:11 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand on its own?
It was two tired
It was two tired
This post was edited on 4/8/26 at 4:12 pm
Posted on 4/8/26 at 4:14 pm to LSURussian
what do you call a black guy that flies a plane?
a pilot you racist mfer
a pilot you racist mfer
Posted on 4/8/26 at 4:15 pm to LSURussian
My wife left me. She said she was annoyed in the extreme at my quirks - e.g. I insist on using the metric system and refuse to use the imperial system. This sucks man. Although, when you get down to it, it's really my fault. I should have seen this coming from a kilometer away. 
This post was edited on 4/8/26 at 5:19 pm
Posted on 4/8/26 at 4:42 pm to LSURussian
You know how you spell pirate?
With one eye
With one eye
Posted on 4/8/26 at 4:44 pm to Big Scrub TX
Posted on 4/8/26 at 4:50 pm to LSURussian
What do you call a nude blonde standing on her hands? A brunette with bad breath.
This post was edited on 4/8/26 at 4:51 pm
Posted on 4/8/26 at 5:34 pm to DustyDinkleman
quote:
This sentence contains exactly threee erors.
Saving this one!
Posted on 4/8/26 at 5:59 pm to DustyDinkleman
quote:Took me a minute. That's pretty good...
This sentence contains exactly threee erors.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
Posted on 4/8/26 at 6:07 pm to LSURussian
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two fifty.
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two fifty.
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