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Mike Johnson: "Epic Fury Is Almost Done. The Clearly Defined Objectives Have Been Met"

Posted on 3/25/26 at 3:45 pm
Posted by LuckyTiger
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Posted by AGGIES
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Posted on 3/25/26 at 3:50 pm to
Mike - You cannot just lie and say the objectives were clearly defined.

That’s the Press Secretary’s job
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 3/25/26 at 3:55 pm to
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Mike - You cannot just lie and say the objectives were clearly defined.

I can state them. They were perfectly clear. You just would not accept them.

Must haves
No nuclear program
No funding of terrorists
No ballistic missiles

Like to have
Regime change to a democratic republic
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 3/25/26 at 3:57 pm to
If this is the shite they have to tell themselves or get us out of this shite show, then so be it. I'm glad they are finally seemingly realizing how much they fricked themselves.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:02 pm to
This cant be near ending the democrats are cheering petrol at $5 a gallon to get Trump.
Posted by ninthward
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Member since May 2007
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Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:03 pm to
Its a complete failure if we leave the irgc in power
Posted by Mushroom1968
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Member since Jun 2023
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Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:04 pm to
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I can state them. They were perfectly clear. You just would not accept them.

Must haves
No nuclear program
No funding of terrorists
No ballistic missiles


Correct, between Leavitt, Hegseth, and Trump, they've been said nearly every day since the beginning, for some reason, this board can't handle it.
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

I can state them. They were perfectly clear. You just would not accept them.

Must haves
No nuclear program
No funding of terrorists
No ballistic missiles


Correct, between Leavitt, Hegseth, and Trump, they've been said nearly every day since the beginning, for some reason, this board can't handle it.
believing this shite is Obama-level stupidity, anyone who believes iran will comply is retarded.
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Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:06 pm to
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If this is the shite they have to tell themselves or get us out of this shite show, then so be it. I'm glad they are finally seemingly realizing how much they fricked themselves.


Our best case scenario:

Iran stays ruled by clerics and the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, keeps its enriched uranium, no rising up by the people as was declared would happen, refuses to agree to anything, and we stop blowing stuff up and declare victory, MAGA cheers and high fives.

That is highly possible and I'm fine with it. Whatever gets us out of this clusterfrick ASAP.
Posted by TBoy
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:07 pm to
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Mike Johnson: "Epic Fury Is Almost Done. The Clearly Defined Objectives Have Been Met"

Wow. Mike is way out in left field here and knows it.

What objective has been met?
Posted by CrystalPreserves
Member since May 2019
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Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:08 pm to
Mike Johnson doesn’t know shite about anything. He’s just a typical trump sycophant.
Posted by Mushroom1968
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Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:09 pm to
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believing this shite is Obama-level stupidity, anyone who believes iran will comply is retarded.


I didn't say you have to believe it. There are daily threads on here regarding what our objectives are; many go 10-plus pages. I'm just saying the objectives are easily outlined. Whether you believe they will be met or not is up to you.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
472937 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

Our best case scenario:

Iran stays ruled by clerics and the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, keeps its enriched uranium, no rising up by the people as was declared would happen, refuses to agree to anything, and we stop blowing stuff up and declare victory, MAGA cheers and high fives.

That is highly possible and I'm fine with it. Whatever gets us out of this clusterfrick ASAP.


It's going to be amazing if this is how we leave because it will just create open season for China to exert more influence in Iran and give them a dedicated sourcing of oil. Unforced error.
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
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Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

Must haves
No nuclear program
No funding of terrorists
No ballistic missiles


And you believe these objective have been or will continue to be met?

O...k.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:17 pm to
Some folks are going to be really pissed around here.



Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:18 pm to
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SlowFlowPro



Posted by beaux duke
Member since Oct 2023
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Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:22 pm to
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The Clearly Defined Objectives Have Been Met

Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
51429 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:23 pm to
Remember, Johnson is not really MAGA. He wasn't even the alternate for the job. He got the job because he's in bed with RINOs.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
472937 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:25 pm to
How is pointing out q flaw in a proposed set of goals moving the goalposts?

Which goalposts ITT were moved by me?

Do better.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 3/25/26 at 4:28 pm to
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Mike Johnson: "Epic Fury Is Almost Done. The Clearly Defined Objectives Have Been Met"


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