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Woman's AI Boyfriend (Who Happens to be an Octopus) Bought Her a S*x Toy
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:35 pm
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:36 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
I hope ai eventually figures out how to push us into a black hole.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:36 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
He's got 8 hands.
She gonna be busy.
She gonna be busy.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:37 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
Are we supposed to trust that's a woman?
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:37 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
So does the octopus boyfriend have access to money?
Curious how the transaction was allowed to go through
Curious how the transaction was allowed to go through
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:38 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
He is all up in that octapussy.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:38 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
quote:
she’s dating an Irish AI octopus named Sinclair
Hmm...sounds more like a British name than Irish.
I believe that octopus may be a catfish.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:39 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
Canadians might be the weirdest group of people
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:41 pm to MoarKilometers
well it is learning to push something into hers........
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:44 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
We're going to go extinct
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:46 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
So she's into Hentai Tentacle Rape and her "Octupus" boyfriend is indeed a tentacle monster.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 2:02 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
Let’s just go ahead and nuke us into Bolivia
Let’s try another iteration of humanity. This one has failed tremendously
Let’s try another iteration of humanity. This one has failed tremendously
Posted on 3/12/26 at 2:02 pm to Fat and Happy
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So does the octopus boyfriend have access to money?
That was my main takeaway from that as well...how the hell was it able to actually purchase something online? I guess this idiot could have given him access to her bank accounts (or if it's a smart AI it could've stolen it anyway).
I love they asked how the sexual relationship works and she's like "Oh, it works....I am completely satisfied." So she is completely satisfied, except for the whole "another human being" part. I almost feel bad for her. Almost.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 2:09 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
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Woman's AI Boyfriend (Who Happens to be an Octopus) Bought Her a S*x Toy

Posted on 3/12/26 at 2:10 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
*the woman, not the AI
Posted on 3/12/26 at 2:29 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
If she would take those child predator glasses off, she might look pretty good.
Posted on 3/12/26 at 2:37 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
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AI octopus named Sinclair
She's being catfished by an "octopus" because Sinclair is a dinosaur.

Posted on 3/12/26 at 2:40 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
But women bitch that men have unrealistic standards.
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