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Woman's AI Boyfriend (Who Happens to be an Octopus) Bought Her a S*x Toy

Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:35 pm
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
Member since Aug 2018
17741 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:35 pm
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
20976 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:36 pm to
I hope ai eventually figures out how to push us into a black hole.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
38762 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:36 pm to
He's got 8 hands.





She gonna be busy.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37399 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:37 pm to
Are we supposed to trust that's a woman?
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19734 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:37 pm to
So does the octopus boyfriend have access to money?

Curious how the transaction was allowed to go through
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
38079 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:38 pm to
He is all up in that octapussy.
Posted by RummelTiger
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Aug 2004
93410 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

she’s dating an Irish AI octopus named Sinclair


Hmm...sounds more like a British name than Irish.

I believe that octopus may be a catfish.
Posted by HarryHoudini
Member since Oct 2025
687 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:39 pm to
Canadians might be the weirdest group of people
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18746 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:41 pm to
well it is learning to push something into hers........
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
42784 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:44 pm to
We're going to go extinct
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21680 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:46 pm to
So she's into Hentai Tentacle Rape and her "Octupus" boyfriend is indeed a tentacle monster.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
140573 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 1:49 pm to
I can't fix her.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37957 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 2:02 pm to
Let’s just go ahead and nuke us into Bolivia

Let’s try another iteration of humanity. This one has failed tremendously
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156018 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

So does the octopus boyfriend have access to money?

That was my main takeaway from that as well...how the hell was it able to actually purchase something online? I guess this idiot could have given him access to her bank accounts (or if it's a smart AI it could've stolen it anyway).

I love they asked how the sexual relationship works and she's like "Oh, it works....I am completely satisfied." So she is completely satisfied, except for the whole "another human being" part. I almost feel bad for her. Almost.
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5520 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

Woman's AI Boyfriend (Who Happens to be an Octopus) Bought Her a S*x Toy


Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33123 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 2:10 pm to


*the woman, not the AI
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
18155 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 2:15 pm to
She's Nuts !!
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
12406 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 2:29 pm to
If she would take those child predator glasses off, she might look pretty good.
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
10025 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

AI octopus named Sinclair


She's being catfished by an "octopus" because Sinclair is a dinosaur.

Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8573 posts
Posted on 3/12/26 at 2:40 pm to
But women bitch that men have unrealistic standards.
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